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MegaFlare

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The battle system of Kingdom Hearts II packaging is quite simple. One must remove the plastic wrap, then pop open the case. However, there are many possible strategies for doing this. Plastic wrapping may be removed carefully and neatly or torn off with haste, depending on the eagerness of the player. Fanboys and fangirls may opt for squealing and/or slobbering as they open the game; the plastic cover is resistant to human saliva.

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Lol, a 2/5 on the packaging. Looks like SE forgot that.
I hope they aren't serious about giving the Actual Game a 2/5.
 

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They arnt. xD They already said its a joke. >.<

LMAO ITS SOO FUNNY

Kingdom Hearts II packaging fails miserably in sound. The rustling of the plastic wrapping may excite eager fans, but to the average player, it is uninteresting. The snapping of the case is rather dull as well. Perhaps the case should play Utada Hikaru's "Passion" when one opens it.

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However, there is very little replayability. Once the plastic wrap has been removed, it is trash. One cannot repeat that part of the game.

*dies laughing*
 

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