Square-Enix Vending Machine

[dEaTh_bY_pWnInG]

Hey, this is a forum game that I found in another forum. Basically, the Square-Enix vending machine is like one of those toy vending machines you find in front of grocery stores. They usually just have stupid crap like stickers, wristbands, and small crappy rubber toys in them, but this one's different.

Basically, you put in an item of your choice(it can be anything, from an ultima weapon to a paper clip, I dont care.), and wait for the next poster to tell what came out of the Vending Machine. For example, lets say Joe is the first person ever to post in this thread:
Joe: "I insert a potion."

Sally: "An ether comes out." "I insert a Kingdom Key."

Craig: "The keychain comes out." "I insert an Ultima Weapon."

So see, basically it just keeps on going like that. Anyway, I guess I'll be the first to post.

I insert 10 gil.

 

[McFluffy]

you get a half eaten sticker

i put in a rug

 

[dEaTh_bY_pWnInG]

You get a severed thumb. Not sure who it originally came from, but looks like it's yours now.

I put in the Spellbinder's keychain(give somebody something to read. )

 

[McFluffy]

you get an encyclopedia on a keychain... don't know why

i put in a gumball

 

[dEaTh_bY_pWnInG]

You get a Moogle, but it's thumb appears to be missing.(hmmmm)

I insert Vivi's hat.

 

[McFluffy]

you get vivi's hair and scalp... that seems odd....

i put in the moogle, and the thumb...

 

[dEaTh_bY_pWnInG]

You get the Moogle, with his thumb reattached! IT'S A MIRACLE MACHINE!

I rip off the Moogle's wings and kick his @$$ back into the machine.

 

[McFluffy]

you get shot from a moogle with a gun.

i put a car into the machine

 

[Sweet Raine]

you get run over from the car with the moogle without its wings >.>

i stick in.... some SPAM.

 

[dEaTh_bY_pWnInG]

You get a shining gem of a post with all the outer layers of SPAM removed. Really makes you think...

I insert King Mickey from KH2.

 

[Sweet Raine]

you get a micky mouse hat. Or is it really a hat? you'll never know muahahaha....

I stick in ViVi

 

[dEaTh_bY_pWnInG]

You get Vivi's hat. Vivi's probably searching for it, but I guess it's up to you to put it back in the machine for him to get it or not. Ha ha ha!

I put in Vivi's hair and scalp that I got out of the machine earlier. He probably wants his hair back, I'm not evil.

 

[angelvixenkit]

A gold chocobo comes out.
.....how'd they fit that in there?
Oh, well I put a kupo nut in.

 

[SoRaBhK_dUdE]

You get a toe. Hmmmm...

I put in Sora.

 

[Sweet Raine]

you get sora's cool necklace lucky you!

I stick in the next poster

 

[McFluffy]

you get the next poster back out for no reason...

i stick in the previous poster..

 

[Sweet Raine]

>.> you get a slap in the face cause you tried to stick me in.

i stick in... a slinky.

 

[Prince_of_Light]

you get an infinite amount of gil

I stick in my SNES collection

 

[Endgame]

You get it all back, because no one likes SNES anymore.

I stick in Xemnas.

 

[Sweet Raine]

he comes back ad slaps you lucky you!

i stick in........... the INTERNET!! :O!