StandArd MemberS Club.

[Bukkake Sensei]

The StandArd MemberS Club
SAM'S Club, bitches. Deal.

Current Owner: Sam's Ass

Current Owner & Master: 1. Sam's Ass
Second-in-Command: 2. Sam's Rectum
Dark Sith Lord: Sam's Brain.
Official Third-in-Command: 3. Sam's Balls
Official Sex Mage: Sam's Peanus
First Member to join: 4. Sam's Right Hand
Third Member to join: 5. Sam's Left Ear
Fifth Member to join: 6. Sam's Right Foot

Author of the club's story: Roaring Flames
Affiliates: THE Premium Members CLUB​

Hey Lycoris, can we change your user name to "ethnic woman"?

Please?

No. I just got this name change. Sorry, babe.

Oh, fcuk that. It doesn't count as a change if you only shorten it by six characters.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.

 

[Lycanthrope]

Re: Standard Member Club.

i'm in agreement with sam

 

[Lord betrayus]

Re: Standard Member Club.

*face slap* Really Chihuahua? Bad dog.

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

Re: Standard Member Club.

Hey Lycoris, can we change your user name to "ethnic woman"?

Please?

No. I just got this name change. Sorry, babe.

 

[Chuman]

Re: Standard Member Club.

Oh, hey guys. Hey Sam, how is your ass?

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

Re: Standard Member Club.

Oh, hey guys. Hey Sam, how is your ass?

I thought you knew. -innocent eyes-

 

[Chuman]

Re: Standard Member Club.

*face slap* Really Chihuahua? Bad dog.

Oh look, more Dog puns. This is the text that i peed on.

 

[DiceKiller]

Re: Standard Member Club.

Plus, you got my ranking wrong. I demand you fix it.

 

[Chuman]

Re: Standard Member Club.

Plus, you got my ranking wrong. I demand you fix it.

Does anyone here something? I sure as hell know i don't.

 

[Delsan]

Re: Standard Member Club.

Aaaand the lolz begins

 

[Mythological Omega]

Re: Standard Member Club.

there you go with the spelling and grammar mistakes

goddamn don't they teach you anything at school

 

[Chuman]

Re: Standard Member Club.

Aaaand the lolz begins

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

 

[DiceKiller]

Re: Standard Member Club.

Does anyone here something? I sure as hell know i don't.

Maybe you should take your head out of whoever's ass it is in.

Fix that outlandish lie about my ranking.

 

[Lord betrayus]

Re: Standard Member Club.

Lets just like take this thread.

 

[Chuman]

Re: Standard Member Club.

there you go with the spelling and grammar mistakes

goddamn don't they teach you anything at school

Are you talking to me? Because if you are, i would love to hear your grammar lessons, missing the punctuation, capital letters, etc.

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

Re: Standard Member Club.

Oh, fcuk that. It doesn't count as a change if you only shorten it by six characters.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.

If I got my name back in 15 minutes and retired staff color, I'd do it.

 

[Ulti]

Re: Standard Member Club.

We cannot allow you to have nice things..

 

[Chuman]

Re: Standard Member Club.

Oh look, finally, a Title change.

 

[Mythological Omega]

Re: Standard Member Club.

Are you talking to me? Because if you are, i would love to hear your grammar lessons, missing the punctuation, capital letters, etc.

ahaha yeah

 

[Chuman]

Re: Standard Member Club.

ahaha yeah

So who else wants to join the Club? Anybody?