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Ten things u think should have never existed



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Salty the Hero

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1. Heterosexuality. In my ideal world, everyone should be gay.

2. Women (in society). The only purpose they have is to produce men and talk about their periods and oppression.

3. Household pets. Such as cats, dogs, birds, mice, bunnies, snakes, lizards, women, etc. Not needed. They're annoying, ugly, and would be much better cooked and served on a plate instead.

4. Any music besides rap (90s and below only) and death metal. Other music is for women and not hardcore, therefore shitty.

5. Old people. Any person living past the age of 50 years old should not be allowed to live, as they are completely useless and a burden to society.

6. Television. All television is shitty. The only thing that should be shown on television are Japanese Bug Fights because it's hardcore.

7. Any video games that are not: Dark Souls (hardcore killing with swords), Call of Duty (headshots and shooting people), Doom (hardcore and good to listen to death metal to while playing), Dragon BallZ games (super cool getting thrown into rocks and lots of screaming, very hardcore), Mortal Kombat (super cool finishing moves and lots of spine ripping and hardcore killing and fighting). Any other video game is for girls and sucks.

8. Any movie that isn't Fight Club (very deep and philosophical movie, featuring lots of hardcore fighting and blood). Other movies are dumb and stupid and for little baby girls.

9. Any anime/manga that isn't: Berserk, Fist of the North Star, Dragon Ball Z. Anime/manga is for losers but these are the only decent ones.

10. Any country that isn't the United States of America. All other countries should be sunk to the bottom of the ocean, nuked like Hiroshima, or combined with the United States of America, since it's the land of the free and the home of the greats and no other country has that motto.
 
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