The Crappiest Pick-Up Lines Thread

[Haruko]

Re: The crappiest lines you can think of

^Lolz. *Tries it* *Gets Slapped*

..... Doesn't work lolz.......

That won't change the fact that I am going to do it. Ha ha ha.

Another one.
If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you, I would be standing in a garden.

 

[Zaraki]

Re: The crappiest lines you can think of

"you have sisters bow chicka who are twins! wow wow"
Classic tucker

 

[Chigiri]

Re: The crappiest lines you can think of

Get ready for the worst one of all time-

"I bet you have a hard time getting past security."
"Why?"
"Because you're 'da bomb."

*dies*

 

[kh2kingman94]

Re: The crappiest lines you can think of

i tries this one on a really hawt girl..... i still have the bruise

me: are you from the sun
girl:.........
me:because youre really hot!!!
girl: (Slap)
me:i take that as you dont like me

 

[violent_anger]

Re: The crappiest lines you can think of

thats 70's show had the best one

hello, im dating your duaghter, but i have a new respect for women, since i now have a duaghter of my own *wispers: but dont worry,i didnt marry her* so now with my new respect for women, i cant do it with them unless i have your permission, so if you will alow it, i will be there to help your duaghter and please her time and time again.


say that to a dad in real life, see what happens


*smell a girl*
mmm, you smell like flowers and... *sniff* why do you smell like crack?

 

[Pyro]

Re: The crappiest lines you can think of

Pyro :is that a mirror in your pants cause i see myself in them.
girl:.......
Pyro: are you an angel cause i got an erection.
girl:.......
Pyro: uh nevermind.

 

[Ty Leonheart]

Re: The crappiest lines you can think of

me:do you like apples?
girl:...
me:your hot how do you like them apples

 

[Sexual White Chocolate]

OKAY EVERYONE. TO MAKE THIS THREAD not SO POINTLESS... We'll start rating the line above on sheer crappiness.

Eh... Ty.. Just.. That's not even crappy. That's retarded. :/ 5/10 because of that.


"Is your name Lucky Charms? 'Cause you're magically delicious!"

 

[inhiding]

^ default 10/10 for being Prod. >.>;

"My love for you is a lot like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."

 

[Sexual White Chocolate]

XDDDD

10/10 for j00 in

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

 

[Noob Saibot]

damn that one is older than me 8 classic

Hooww yooouu dooiinn" Joey from friends

 

[Shadukai X]

-Do you have a mirrior in ur pants?
-Why?
-Cuz I can see myself in them!
*SLAP*

 

[Noob Saibot]

dude your supposed to rate the one above yours i give it a 7

Meid it hurt
Her: what
Me: the fall
Her: what fall
Me: why the fall from heaven

 

[Shadukai X]

Sorry, dude, some guy already said that in this thread, but I'll give it a 6/10
This one's really bad
Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and talk about whatever pops up
UGH! I FEEL DIRTY! GET IT OFF OF ME!

 

[Noob Saibot]

what ever someone already said your other one and for a rating 6
mine
hey baby come here and i'll show ya the time of ur life.(stops shows girl his watch)its 5:46