The Cube

[Grizzly]

Posting ANOTHER forum game in one day. Pffft, reckless, I know.

There are only a few rules:

1. There is a cube made out of mysterious material.
2. The cube cannot be destroyed or physically altered. It is indestructible.
3. Upon posting, you can interact with the cube however you wish as long as it does not violate any of the rules.
4. You can only perform one action on the cube in a post.
5. The cube begins on your post in the same state that it ended in the previous post. For example, if I throw the cube into the air, it is then in the air for the next person to deal with.

I'll start: I kick the cube along the ground.

 

[Emperor]

I kick the cube into the air.

 

[MegaWallflower]

I catch the cube as it falls and stick it in my backpack.

 

[Grizzly]

I sneak behind you and cut the bottom of your backpack open and let the cube fall back to the ground. I somehow sew the backpack afterwards.

 

[Chuman]

i eat the cube off the ground. an hour later it's... back on the ground.

 

[Grizzly]

I pick up the cube with a shovel and throw it into the bottom of a lake in order to clean it off.

 

[MegaWallflower]

I dive into the lake to get the cube, forgetting that I don't know how to swim. I grab the cube before flailing around for help.

 

[Pandymint]

I jump in and save you, then take the cube from you once you're on shore. Then I take off running with it, only to accidentally drop it behind me.

 

[MegaWallflower]

I pick up the cube and place it in my Kairi shrine as an offering.

 

[Anagram]

I violate the sanctity of Mega's shrine and steal the cube.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

I tie Anagram up in Mega's Kairi shrine and take the cube home with me.

 

[Anagram]

I manage to get free and break into Fudgemints room stealing the cube once again while sending embarrassing pictures on her hacked facebook.