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Angel Shards

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Oh my gawd XD this is getting so awesome. DON'T STOP WRITING! -attaches a ball and chain to Ryu's leg- YOU WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL J00 DIE! LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-has a massive heart attack-
 

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Oh wow... what a great piece of fiction! I need to read the rest, it's getting too good. The ninja with the "square" head and the bird of doom, Phoenix.. what else can we expect?! XD

Lmao... nice lemon, Ryu. ;D
 

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Neither of them had seen such peculiar behaviour ever since the last time evil King Kira his favorite “Ban Jesus!” boxer shorts flew off the roof while he was hanging them to dry. Boy, was evil King Kira infuriated that day.

*heart attack*

lmao ;-; !!
 

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Neither of them had seen such peculiar behaviour ever since the last time evil King Kira his favorite “Ban Jesus!” boxer shorts flew off the roof while he was hanging them to dry. Boy, was evil King Kira infuriated that day.

They could see how the great creature was not even focusing on the fellowship beneath him. Instead, it seemed too occupied with flaming several little innocent birds, who all had dared to make one Christian topic too many. Inexperienced and innocent they were, no chance they had, in standing up to the great creature.

xDDD

I'm loving this story more and more. Keep writing! Hurry up!
 

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Neither of them had seen such peculiar behaviour ever since the last time evil King Kira his favorite “Ban Jesus!” boxer shorts flew off the roof while he was hanging them to dry. Boy, was evil King Kira infuriated that day.
LMFAO! XD

wth, Ryu, I think monkee's acting is very similar to a creature named Gollum.

Too bad Frodo and Sam never slept with eachother, then Tolkien could've sued you for copyright ehboose. ;O
 

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Perminator said:
LMFAO! XD

wth, Ryu, I think monkee's acting is very similar to a creature named Gollum.

Too bad Frodo and Sam never slept with eachother, then Tolkien could've sued you for copyright ehboose. ;O

Stinky head. >.< Do not make fun of me yesh?!?
 

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Perminator said:
Too bad Frodo and Sam never slept with eachother, then Tolkien could've sued you for copyright ehboose. ;O
Even if he did, The Days of Our Pr0n > LOTR.

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When will the nonsense-...errr..."action" end...? >.>;;
You will all soon be granted more no- action than you could have ever imagined. >.>

xD I'm glad everyone's enjoying the fanfic, thanks for your comments! I am close to finishing the next chapter, it will be posted shortly. Stay tuned! :3
 

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Omfg... Ryu xD This is awesome. Best fanfic I've ever read, Indeed.
My favorite parts -

Chapter 1

She did not want to fall into the hands of the evil King Kira again, for sure he would want her back, and use her as his toy again. A sick man he was, a sick filthy man, filthier than the pigs of the town's butcher even. For certain he would put the lovely princess behind a computer, and have his way with her, through cyberspace, for nothing turned him on more than cybering with innocent young girls.

Chapter 2

The Ninja then quickly ran into the nearby bushes, after which loud moans and disgusting sounds could be heard coming from the bushes. The guards heard these sounds as well, and they were all petrified by the ardent noises that The Ninja was making. Many of the royal guards were too horrified by this obscene display of affection, and fled to the lake to drown themselves, for they could not live on, having heard this horror.
"Quickly, this is our chance!" the young man whispered to the lovely princess, and they fled the scene without hesitation.

Chapter 3

The monkey lowered himself by his tail, stuck out his tongue, and quickly ran up the tree again to avoid being caught by the furious princess and the young pr0n writer.
Sitting on a branch, he introduced himself.
"I, ish the monkey, Master of the Woods!! Skilled and deadly, I ish!"
"O RLY?!" the young man said, still frustrated by the monkey’s mockery.
"YA RLY!” the monkey replied "but joo can call me, monkee."

Hilarious. The whole thing is awesome. Looking forward to the next installment!
 

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Ryu is a forum story-telling genius D:

I wanna be in teh stroy. Well, beggars can't be choosers i guess.

Looking forward to next chapter. Read i must!
 

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xD I knew it was only a matter of time before someone would want to be in the story, Forever Lost. :3 To everyone who wonders, I can't say who all will be appearing in future chapters. Just keep updated on the thread, and rejoice if you suddenly find yourself alongside or opposite of the lovely princess and the young pr0n writer...

And, I am proud to present to all of you, the fourth installment of the wonderful Days of Our Pr0n series! I hope you will all enjoy the various new occurances and revelations in the next chapter of, The Days of Our Pr0n.

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We had left off where our three friends had just found the Phoenix, and seemed forced to face the mighty creature in an all-out showdown...


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Right when the great and fearsome Phoenix turned its beak towards our favourite fellowship, our three friends got filled with fear. Each and every one of them still had so much they wanted to achieve in their lives, was this going to be the end of them? In their desperate attempts to live on, Ryuko and monkee tried to think of a way to stop the great beast from attacking, in the little amount of time they had. Ryuko only wished he had more pr0n with him to create a diversion for the Phoenix, and monkee, as hard as he tried, could not do anything at the moment but shiver in fear of the great beast.

However, the lovely princess Fleriënne had read many books about the great and fearsome Phoenix while she was imprisoned by evil King Kira. She had read about the many attempts adventurers had made to control this beast; however none of them had succeeded. Fortunate for the lovely princess, in one of the books, she had found a small note from evil King Kira himself! Before he was deemed the protector of this nation, while he was still a mere peasant, chasing innocent Christians and mannequins out of their houses, he had encountered the great Phoenix himself, and found a way to control him! He had written down his secret on a small note, so he would not forget it. How stupid of evil King Kira it was though, to give the lovely princess access to these books. Evil King Kira had written down, that at the command of one mere word, the Phoenix could be stopped in his attacks, and if patient enough, a mere mortal man could control him even.
And, lucky for our lovely princess, she had remembered this very word.

Bravely, the princes stepped forward, in front of Ryuko and monkee, and spread her arms.
"What are you doing?!" the young pr0n writer yelled. "You cannot stop him! Step away!"

The lovely princess ignored Ryuko’s warnings, and closed her eyes. Bravely, she started speaking the words, that might be the last one’s she’ll ever say.
"Hear my voice, great and powerful creature! I command thee to stop at this instant; FEENEE!!"
At that word, right in front of our brave princess, the great creature ceased its attack, and safely landed on the ground on its own two feet.
Heavily breathing, our fellowship stood utterly still, completely unaware of what the great and fearsome creature's next actions could be.

The great Phoenix started sniffing our three friends with its beak, and puffed fiercely after every smell it took. At that, the princess gathered enough courage to reach out her hand, and pet the great creature. However, the great Phoenix was very careful, and dodged princess Fleriënne’s hand.
"Don’t be scared, Feenee." the princess said. At that, the fearsome creature hopped forward and cautiously allowed the princess to pet him.
"Yeess, that’s a good Feenee. Aren’t you a little cutie? Yes you are! Yes you are!"
The great creature that used to represent pure fear itself, was now sitting in front of our favourite fellowship, and smiled every time the princess said the word that it enjoyed hearing.

For the great Phoenix had always been deprived of love, hence its violent nature. Because of this, it was easy for evil King Kira to manipulate this creature, but now that our lovely princess had discovered his secret, she had used it in her advantage, and managed to save the lives of our three friends. For certain, the lovely princess had proven to be more than just an innocent hawt blonde. All the great Phoenix needed was a little bit of love, nothing more; who could have ever suspected that?

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In the meanwhile, at the great castle of evil King Kira, the evil King had just received the news that one of his favourite servants, Square Ninja, had failed in completing his mission. Upon hearing this news, the evil King Kira became infuriated. Fiercely he smacked the small rolled up piece of paper against the wall.
"For shame! For shame!!" the evil King screamed.
The servant who brought him the news cowered in fear, and fell back at the evil King’s rage.

"How could he do this to me!? He has filled me and my kingdom with embarrassment, for sure I will be the laughing stock of the entire nation!"

"Shall I order his decapitation, oh mighty Lord of Lords?" the servant asked with a cunning snake-like voice, as he got back up on his small feet, and wiped the dust off of his robe.
"No. Find him, and bring him here, alive. I will tear out his heart, and eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
"Why of course, mighty King." the servant spoke, after which he bowed, and turned around to leave the King’s quarters, to complete the task he had been given by his master.

"Wait." the King spoke. "Bring me today’s catch."
"Why certainly. Does my Lord crave for the Christians, or the virgins this day?" the servant asked with a sly tone.
"The virgins, bring them here."

At that, the servant left the King’s quarters swiftly. The servant came back, a few minutes later, with roughly a dozen young women, all entrapped in chains. They were each filled with fear for the evil King Kira, and had no idea what could be waiting for them.
Shortly after that, a few of the King’s royal guards rolled in a large table, and on that table, were placed a dozen computers, all equipped with their own intarweb, webcams and microphones.

"Now, my lovely princesses. Take place behind these instruments of my satisfaction." evil King Kira spoke. "Let me give you the time of your lives, and let me grant you the opportunity of returning the favour." The King grinned, and spread his arms wide, making his robe fall down on the floor behind him. He took place behind his own computer, and started laughing maliciously, his hands raised up to the sky, as the young women filled with great fear, were forced to take place behind their computers…

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In the meanwhile, deep in the woods, the great Phoenix was rolling around on its back, practically begging the princess to scratch his tummy.
"Awwww, you’re such a cute little critter!! Yes you are!" the princess said, as she continued petting the great bird.
"Is it... safe?" the young pr0n writer asked, as he cautiously stepped forward.
"Why of course silly." the lovely princess replied. "You have nothing to fear of this creature."
As soon as Ryuko was about to sit down next to the princess and experience the great Phoenix from up close, monkee quickly climbed up and sat down on the pr0n writer’s shoulder.
"Joo ish kill him and we eat him yesh?" he whispered in Ryuko’s ear.
"What?"

"Yesh yesh, joo wants nice chicken wings too yesh?"
"What?? No! Besides, the princess seems to like him." the young pr0n writer answered.
"WE KILL HIM NOW YESH! NOW!!" the monkey angrily shrieked, in reply to Ryuko’s answer.

At that, the Phoenix quickly snapped at monkee with his beak, irritated by the monkey’s sudden yelling. The monkey fell down, and annoyed by Ryuko’s decision in keeping the Phoenix alive, he sat down a few yards away against a tree, and pondered about how he could get rid of this servant of evil King Kira. For certain he was determined to eliminate the creature that had gotten rid of his entire family, and the one who was controlling it; evil King Kira. He could never forgive evil King Kira for his acts, the humiliating of monkee‘s many sisters and cousins by using them for his cybering pleasures, and ordering the elimination of monkee‘s people.

After taking a little rest, Ryuko stood up, prepared to continue his journey with the princess, bring her back safely to her throne, so he could peacefully continue writing his pr0n as he had done many days before.
"We must go, princess." Ryuko sighed. "We have a long journey ahead of us."
"Can I take Feenee with me?" she asked, and looked up at our young pr0n writer with an almost begging look on her lovely face.
Sights such as these were hard to resist for Ryuko, but he had to insist that the Phoenix could not come along. He did not want to raise any unnecessary attention to himself and the princess, for certain it would get them killed, the young pr0n writer strongly believed.

"No. Let the Phoenix stay here in its natural environment, and let it continue doing what it loves most, flaming Christians."
"I understand…" the princess sighed, as she took one more look at the Phoenix, before she got up. With a sad look in its eyes, the great bird stood up, reaching out high above our friends, and spread its wings. Creating a mighty gust beneath him, the great bird rose up in the air, and after circling above our fellowship twice, flaming some Christian birds on its way, it swiftly flew away from our friends, and disappeared at the horizon.

"Monkee, are you ready?" the young pr0n writer asked as he looked over his shoulder. He could notice the small monkey still sitting with his back against the tree, moping about his inability to kill the great Phoenix.
"I follow joo shoon, joo go now yesh." the monkey mumbled, as he continued fiddling with the end of his tail.

As Ryuko saw that the lovely princess had already preceded him in continuing their journey, he didn’t want to keep her waiting.
"Well, don’t take too long. We can manage for a little while, but we do still need you as our guide." Ryuko replied to monkee's barely audible mumbling, as he quickly picked up his pace, and ran after the princess.

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Phew, our fellowship has survived another one of evil King Kira's servants!

But will their luck last?
Will lovely princess Fleriënne ever see her new pet again?
Will monkee be able to avenge his people?
Will evil King Kira stop his cybering madness?

Find all this out, and more, in the next chapter of:


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Coming soon!
 

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XD OMG, another outstanding chapter. It was all too funny. I loved every piece of it, I had many favorite parts, but it is always the parts about King Kira that made me laugh me' arse off. ^-^

Favorite of this chapter:
"Wait." the King spoke. "Bring me today’s catch."
"Why certainly. Does my Lord crave for the Christians, or the virgins this day?" the servant asked with a sly tone.
"The virgins, bring them here."

At that, the servant left the King’s quarters swiftly. The servant came back, a few minutes later, with roughly a dozen young women, all entrapped in chains. They were each filled with fear for the evil King Kira, and had no idea what could be waiting for them.
Shortly after that, a few of the King’s royal guards rolled in a large table, and on that table, were placed a dozen computers, all equipped with their own intarweb, webcams and microphones.

"Now, my lovely princesses. Take place behind these instruments of my satisfaction." evil King Kira spoke. "Let me give you the time of your lives, and let me grant you the opportunity of returning the favour." The King grinned, and spread his arms wide, making his robe fall down on the floor behind him. He took place behind his own computer, and started laughing maliciously, his hands raised up to the sky, as the young women filled with great fear, were forced to take place behind their computers…


Update whenever! :)
 

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STOP KIRAS MAD CYBERING! It's infiltrating my computer's defenses, I am not sure I will be able to resist! MUST! MUST!!!!1322~1!

Great chapter. =P

Monkee! Give him teh chair!

I got a question!!!

Will Feeny ever lose his bird form and turn into a humaniod? As.. in, the Angel of Rebirth? With hawt, lavish crimson wings? OMFG! Feeeeny. <3
 
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