Help/Support ► The Straight/Heterosexual/Not Gay Help and Support Thread (v1)

[Bukkake Sensei]

 

[Marly]

Sometimes it feels like this is all us straight people have left...

totally forgot this dudebro

 

[Dogenzaka]

Oh MY

That is the most perfect body I've ever seen. (except for that hair on her thigh lol)

Somebody get her DNA fast; we have to learn how to clone these traits.

 

[Vayne Mechanics]

*oppresses everyone*

wat now

 

[The Lionheart]

okay I didn't put this in my first few posts because I was afraid of how you guys would react but . . . please put me down under "straight."

oh man I feel like a huge burden has been lifted off of my chest. Down here in Texas they're really crazy about this kind of stuff, my friends would never understand.

 

[Monkey]

Those look like child bearing hips to me.

 

[Vayne Mechanics]

anime!

 

[Superschlock]

i'll have some gay smashin, woman fluffin, het'rsexual joinage

 

[Taylor]

saddle the fuck up


but don't get saddled because that's disgusting i am straight

 

[Ophan]

wayyyyyy too many dicks, we need more pussy enlistment

 

[XIII Heartless]

wayyyyyy too many dicks, we need more pussy enlistment

They're all on the other team now. See what we mean, we're the last of a dying breed!!! =/

 

[Johnny Stooge]

oh like how the japanese are the good kind of asian?

Did WWII teach you nothing? The only good Asian is a dead Asian.

lesbians are cool. that just means they like what we like.

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I've been proud to have been waving my 'straight' flag around for over 20 years now. Great to see so many of you finally finding to courage to wave your own 'straight' flags.

 

[Sexual White Chocolate]

Stooge has been lucky enough to be born in a country where his straight rights are still tangible and real. Thank you for coming an supporting this noble cause for your fellow pussy-loving brethren, my friend.

 

[Macabre]

I'm against gay people stealing our children and adopting them.

Where does that put me?

 

[Theart]

I've got a terrible secret that's been causing great inner turmoil since the day I was born... I'm straight.

Whew! That really took a load of my shoulders!!!!

Hawt diggity damn that's one FINE WOMAN. <3

 

[Ophan]

Hawt diggity damn that's one FINE WOMAN. <3

she'd look better on top of me

 

[Unabomber]

she'd look better on top of me

no

on me

Blacklisted (gay people):
zettai ryouiki

i lol'd.

 

[Urbane]

im a beer drinkin gay bashin song of a gun and i think that everyone named bubba should be exterminated

whos wit me

 

[Gildragon]

joining... but does this really belong in help & support?

 

[TheFreeshooterII]

I hate Children, I Could'nt care less for Glee. I hate those Boys wanting to be Girls (Chris Crocker.....)
I am Gay. But i hate Gays... Well atleast the emo girl ones.
Can i join? Lmao