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Fanfiction ► Things KH Characters Would Never Say!!!! REBORN!!!



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Goofy5555

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Sora:Riku!
Riku:Yes a keyblade but unlike yours it unlocks hearts.
Sora:Whaaa?
Riku:Giving up already? Come on Sora I thought you were stronger than that!
Sora:*through gritted teeth*RIKU YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT TILL THE END!!
KH Player: *gasp* *gets up and runs away* MOMMY RIKU RUINED THE END FOR ME! WAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
 
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hhhmmmmmm you said jay blade its key blade obviously this was missed by the writter the devewloper and all betta veiewers

worst post ever

sora: dude im learning french
Sora begins to sing http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html this song
Riku: I dont think thats french
sora: what makes you say that
Riku: wel i speak french and that sounds like swiss or russian or sumin
Sora: So you think you can speak french
Riku: oui jai la tarte et tu as le fromage
ou nous ons lalphabet a vingt huers
if you catch my drift (i hope i typed that write excluding accents)
Sora: ....
 

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in Traverse Town

K: hm....where should i go? (walks to item shop)
K: hi what do u sell here?
Donalds nephews: this is an adult shop...
K: cool u have any male porn?

sry if this is stupid i only did this once before....
 

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Ok heres one, i guess.

Sora and Kairi are on Destiny Island Sitting across from each other with fireworks in the background

Kairi: Sora i want to get to know you
Sora: What do you mean? I'm right here
Kairi: I want to get to know the REAL you.
Sora: The real me?
Kairi: Sora I...
(as she says this a firework lands inbetween them)
Kairi: Hey what's that?
BOOM!
 

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(Ok, this is COMPLETELY random and something a friend and I made. KH: THE MUSCIAL! Here's an exert from it -dies-)

As the crowd buzzed and talked in Traverse Town's First Districta hooded figure appeared before them. Silence fell and hung in the air like a knife. With deliberate slowlness the unknown removed his hood to reveal a young face with a mane of red hair about him. Axel smirked at the crowd and then....

'I come home in the morning light,
Marluxia says "When you gonna live your life right?"'

Watching Axel prance about and making a spectacle of himself, Marluxia slaps his palm to his head. "This is going to be a long night, Larxene. A very long night.

'Oh,Marluxia,dear,
We're not the fortunate ones,
And villains,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,villains,
Just wanna have fun.'

He begins to dance gleefully, and even leaps up into the air and kicks his heels. Shaking his head, DiZ leaves.

'The phone rings in the middle of the night,
DiZ yells "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh,DiZzy,dear,
You know you're still Number One,
But villains,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,villains,just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....'

Vexen just watches with that usual expressionless look on his face. Inside he is saying, 'No, Lexeus was right. You never can tell what that one is thinking...'

'When the working day is done,
Oh,villains,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,villains,
Just wanna have fun....

(The rest of the Thirteenth Order jump out and sing)Villains,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Villains,
Wanna have.' (They disappear)

Not being able to handle any more of this, Vexen stand up to exit, but is suddenly struck down by one of Axel's Wind and Fire wheels. Seeing this, Zexion remains seated and whispers to Lexeus. "...Maybe this performace isn't that bad..." Lexeus grunts.

'Some heroes take a bad villain,
And hide him away from the rest of the world.
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.
Oh,villains,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,villains,
Just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....'

Axel finishes his song with his hands extended in the air. Nothing. Glaring at the crowd he disppears.

"I'm really starting to question his sanity," Larxene comments before the Organization members disappear.
 

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R=Riku S= Sora

Sora is sitting on the dock on destiny islands on V-day, and is looking out to sea when Riku comes up.
R: S-Sora?
S: Yeah? Why are you blushing Riku?
R: *Hugs and kisses Sora on the cheek and yells I love you Sora! So everyone on the island can hear him*
S: WTF!?! Get away from me! Gay wad!

Lame I know, it was the first thing that popped into my mind.
 
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Seeing Ansem floating above the ground on their return to Destiny Island after the trees have blown up....

Goofy: Ok Sora, you go first...
Sora: I'm not goin... Donald, you go
Donald: You're the hero... get your @$$ in there...
Sora: They never made me do this crap at Warner Brothers.......
 

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That's funny mistyElk0. Here's another one from me.

Sora-Ansem! We've come to stop you! You will never open the door to darkness.
ChibiAnsem-*In little girly voice* Huh? Oh, I gave up that plan a long time ago. Now I make flower crowns!
*Ansem put's one on Sora's head*
Sora-Well I guess there's nothing to worry about anymore. *Leaves*
However, the world is killed by Ansems cuteness. NOOOOOO! *Cries*
 

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lol thanks...

Sora just finsihed beating Ansem for the second time.... Once again he has to battle Ansem... But now Ansem is almost 4 times Sora's size... Sora looks at Ansem...

Sora: Awww... Screw this! I'm going back to Warner Brothers! "starts to fly away"
Ansem: Hey wait come back here! I have to destroy you! "starts to cry"
Meanwhile....
Goofy: I wonder when Sora's going to come find us?
 
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Hey, I can follow up to that mistElk0.

Sora flies over to Kingdom Hearts. Sora- Mickey! Get your @$$ out here and kill Ansem! I ain't doing it!
No answer.
Sora-I know you're in there you stupid mouse! *Sora kicks door and it shatters*
Sora-Wtf? *Sora sees Micky and Riku playing monopoly*
Sora-Hey! Didn't you here me?!

Okay mistyElk0 your turn.
 
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Mickey-Shut up Sora i'm kinking riku's ass

Donald-I call the car
 

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Ha, good one.

Sora-How come you get the car!
Donald-Because I'm hot.
Sora-What?! I'm the one who's hot around here.
Riku-NO! It's me!
Mickey-Me!
Goofy-*Get's taken away by fangrils who think he's hotter then all of them*
Mickey-Hey! Ansem! You wanna be the dog?
Sorry. I gotta do my chores.
 
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All righty then.

Riku and Mickey looks at Sora and contuines to play their game...

Sora: Hey I'm talking to you two!!!
They ignore him... And Sora starts to get pissed...
Sora: Awww F^(# you guys!!!
Riku grabs Sora and slams his head on the table and throws him off to the side. Mickey watches Sora land and hit the ground.
Riku: All right you landed on Boardwalk and I own Boardwalk, a long with a hotel. Now pay up mouse! Hahahaha
Mickey: D@mn*t!!!
Sora: Owww...
 
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*taken from an Eddie Izzard skecth*

Sora and Kairi on the beach.

Sora: 'Ello Kairi...look! I've got legs...*starts banging legs*.
Do you like bread? *smacks Kairi with a french stick, and runs off* I love you! *as he is running off*
 

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Sora beats Ansem for the last time... And Ansem is about to open the door to Kingdom Hearts.

Ansem: Behold the endless abiss...
*phone rings*
Ansem: Within lies the heart of all worlds.... Kingdom Hearts!
*phone rings again*
Ansem: Look as hard as you are able; you'll....
*phone rings once again*
Ansem: Who the f^(k has a phone?
Sora's has a big smile on his face
Sora: hee hee sorry my bad
Donald: D@mn*t Sora now we have to do that over again!!
 

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Ookay. 0.o Here's one.
This is supposed to be the flashback where Sora and Riku find the secret place for the first time.
Sora-I swear! I heard a monster Riku!
Riku-Look, it's just the wind blowing through that hole, not the big black thing that's gonna haunt your dreams, then come out of that door over there in another five to six years.
Sora-0.o If you say so.
 
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