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That's sick. :X Almost as sick as that one with Sora Donald And Goofy doing the trinity.

Sora and Riku are beating the crap out of eachother, argueing who get's to share the popou with Kairi.

Kairi-What are you guy's fighting about?
Riku-Who get's to share the popou with you!
Sora-Yeah! And it's gonna be me!
Kairi-What's the point? I'm a lesbian.
Riku and Sora stop fighting, there eye's huge and their mouths open.
Kairi-I'm gonna go find Namine'.
Sora-Okay, who shares the popou with Wakka?
Riku-Eww.
 

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Tre'Coolfreak13 said:
That's sick. :X Almost as sick as that one with Sora Donald And Goofy doing the trinity.

Sora and Riku are beating the crap out of eachother, argueing who get's to share the popou with Kairi.

Kairi-What are you guy's fighting about?
Riku-Who get's to share the popou with you!
Sora-Yeah! And it's gonna be me!
Kairi-What's the point? I'm a lesbian.
Riku and Sora stop fighting, there eye's huge and their mouths open.
Kairi-I'm gonna go find Namine'.
Sora-Okay, who shares the popou with Wakka?
Riku-Eww.

I think RIku would be most fitted for sharing the fruit with Wakka. ;D

Riku: So, Kairi's like a lifeless puppet now?
Maleficent: Precisely.
Riku: And her heart was...
Maleficent: Taken by the Heartless, no doubt.
*Riku begins to walk away with kairi*
Maleficent: Where are you going with her, young man?
Riku: Oh, ya know, out for a stroll... in my bed
Maleficenet: ...

LOL! XD I can't get enough of that one.
 

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lol

this one's more of a blooper...

In the Alleyway in Travers Town. About ready to perform a red trinity.

Sora: So how does this one work?
Donald: "looking at the wooden fence" I think we're suposed to charge at it.
Sora: You sure?
Donald: Nope.
*Goofy backing up*
Donald: Goofy what are you doing?
Goofy: There's only one way to find out.
*starts to charge at the wooden fence Sora and Donald still standing in front of it*
Donald & Sora: O_O SHIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!
*they both try to jump out of the way, Sora turns right into a wall and Donald get smashed into the wooden fence. Which didn't break. Goofy falls down with stars in his eyes. Sora falls backwards and lands on Goofy, then Donald who looks like a picture on the fence pops off and then lands on Sora. All three out cold*
 

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MistyElk0, that rocked! Okay here's the next one.

Sora's sitting on the popou tree with Wakka.

Sora:Uh, Wakka? *Blushes*
Wakka: Yea brudda?
Sora:I've, uh, I've always had strong feelings for you and...
Sora holds out a popou fruit. Sora then kisses Wakka on the cheek. Loud "EEEEEEEWWWS' and "WTF?!?!" are heard.
Wakka: I don't understand, brudda.
Sora:GRRR. I'm trying to tell you I love you! Now eat the damn popou you carribean dumb@$$!
Sora tosses the popou at Wakka who doesn't catch it.
Sora: NO!!! That was the last one! *Cries*
Down below Selphie catches the popou fruit.
Selphie: Kairi! Namine! Wanna have a three way?
Riku, the only strait person left is busy throwing up at all of this.
Tidus walks up.
Tidus: Uh, Riku...
Riku: Go away! Everyone knew you were gay from the star you little f****t!
Tidus walks away crying.
Riku: Now I REALLY need to get of this island.
 

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Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollololololololol.....
 

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Next chapter.

Riku is trying to get a crew to help him build a raft to get away from all of the gay freaks.

Riku- Sora, I need your help with something.
Sora- Riku, Wakka is my boyfriend, he might get mad if he see's me with you.
Riku- *Anime vein appears* Never mind!
Riku then goes over to Namine, Kairi and Selphie who had just came back from showering together. *Gags*
Riku- Yo! Lesbo's! I need your help with something!
Namine': Well you don't have to be rude about it.
Kairi: Yeah.
Riku: Okay, I need you to get me supplys for a raft. Get me twenty logs, a couple of lines of rope, a large cloth, some poles, fresh drinking water from the water fall, and all the junk food you can find, and a GBA, with COM on it! Now!
Selphie: Since when did we listen to you?
Riku: Since this! *Holds up a shiney wistle*
Kairi: OOOO Shiney!
However, Namine and Selphie have frightened looks on there faces.
Riku blows the wistle, yet nothing is heard. However, Kairi, Selphie, and Namine' are on the ground with there hands over their ears.
Namine': Okay! Okay we'll do it!
The girls set off to get the supplys.
Riku: Haha! I knew this whistle that only lesbians can hear would work.
Sadly, Riku's mom is crumpled on the floor as well.

Fenix! Where are you? Read this so I can put the next chapter!
 
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You're a bit of a homphobe aren't you Tre'Uncoolfreak13...


*In Hollow Bastion, Maleficant is trying to open the final door*

Maleficant: Princesses of Heart! Reveal to me the final Keyhole!
*Nothing happens*
Maleficant: *ahem*, I said, Reveal to me the final Keyhole!
*Still nothing happens*
Maleficant: Dammit! This is what I get for trying ideas on the 'Villains Home channel'.
Final Door: What are you trying to do?
Maleficant: Well, I'm trying to open you...
Final Door: Oh...fat chance that happening...
Maleficant: Screw it....I'm going to go curse some more Royal Babies...
 

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LOL XD

Here's one....

Sora, Donald and Goofy walking down that path you see at the end. Pluto walks by with the letter in his mouth.

Goofy: Pluto?
Donald: That letter is from the king!
Pluto: No sh*t sherloc!
Sora: WTF?!
Pluto: What was your frst clue that the letter was from the king??? Hmmmm.... Was it the seal that looks just like the king?... Dumb @$$!
All: o_O
Sora: WTF?
Goofy: I didn't know Pluto could talk...
 

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Felix Chu said:
You're a bit of a homphobe aren't you Tre'Uncoolfreak13...
I resent that! It justs makes for good comedy. Last chapter.

Riku is lieing in bed, unable to sleep cuz' of the strange and utterly wrong sounds around him.
Riku-Oh, screw it! I'm leaving now! Riku got out of his bed, and made his way to the island. A storm was brewing, and some evil mass was hovering above the island.
Riku-What is that?
Darkside appears.
Darkside-Oh! Look! It's Riku! It's Riku guys, lets get his boxers and sell them on E-bay.
Riku-WTF?! Even the damn heartless is gay! I'm sick of this!
Then all the gays come onto the island.
Riku is swarmed by them, and the heartless get his boxers.
Sora, Tidus, and Wakka-Oh Riku...we've never had a fourway!
Riku then wakes up screaming.
Riku-Oh, thank god that was a dream.
Riku layed back down, and turned over to see Ansem in his bed.
Ansem-Hi sweety. Last night was wonderful.
Riku, gags, coughs and chokes.
Just then the Riku replica walked in.
Riku Replica-Yes, very wonderful.
Riku-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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I got another... :D

Just after Sora beat Ansem/Riku. And he pick up the dark keyblade.

Sora: So... A keyblade that unlocks hearts?? "looking at the keyblade"
Goofy: SORA!!!
Donald: NO!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!
*Sora pauses and looks at them, then smiles and jabs the keyblade into his heart freeing Kairi's. Kairi wakes up to see Sora falling. She gets up and runs over to catch him and he disappears.*
Kairi: Sora? NO I wouln't believe he's gone! "starts to cry"
*Sora jumps down from the doorway*
Sora: HAHA I PUNKED YOU ALL!!!!! HAHAHA
All: o_O
*Kairi walks over to Sora grabs his keyblade from his hand and starts beating him with it*
Kairi: NOT... SO... FUNNY... NOW.... "she stops" is it?
*Sora now out cold*
Goofy: Ummm... How'd he do that with out lossin' his heart?
Donald: I have no idea
 
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Yeah this is all father funny but I am kida sik of all this gay stuff at least the sora and kairi stuff was strait!(and funny)
 

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Yeah he's right.

But anyway I loved that last one MistyElk0


Sora:HAHA I PUNKED YOU ALL


I loved that part. you guys are awsm. Keep up the funny work. But you guys should improve on the funny a little. Because even though they are funny, none made me laugh.
Just try harder.
 
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