Weirdest compliment you've ever gotten?

[Keybladerr]

Some random person at my school came up and told me "you're so cute, you remind me of a puppy!"
i was like: o_0 thanks?
Whats the weirdest compliment you've ever gotten?

 

[Wintertide]

"I like your nails. What color are they? You have the most prettiest nails I have ever seen"

Apparently that kid likes my naturally purple nails.

 

[Silverslide]

"OMG your eyes are so pretty. I want them!"

The compliment itself isn't weird, but the following comment is.

 

[scubasteve]

this one dude came up to me and said damn u are foine and then he slammed me up against the lockers and fondled me a little bit

wasnt necessarily weird, just kinda taken aback

 

[Urbane]

"Wow, you're awesome at lying! That was, like, right after she asked us!"

Weirdest I can remember.

 

[Wintertide]

Oh yeah, I can't believe I forgot this one. She used to tell me this all the time.

"Damn baby, would you like some fries with that shake?"

 

[NamiSora]

"Hmmm. You look like you would taste like chocolate, may I test my theory?"



I just walked away.

 

[MomentoMori]

"You've got perfect knees."

Uh...thank...you?

 

[AxelYoYo]

"You're eyes look as sweet as chocolate!"

Me: Um...thank you?
Weird, I didn;t know the guy.

 

[Jesus]

"You trash talk like a beast!"

And to my friend
"You're lazy eye is so COOL"

 

[Chakolat Strawberry]

"I love your eyes, they're brown just like my skin!"

... o_o;

 

[Hamster Lord]

"David. Your the blackest white guy I think I've ever met."

 

[AxelYoYo]

"David. Your the blackest white guy I think I've ever met."

Er.... that's weird .

 

[LongLiveLife]

I was at my locker, and all of a sudden, this girl I have never spoken to comes up to me and says, "Dude! You are so focussed! You never see anything outside your locker. I wish I could be like you!"

Uh...yeah...not awkward at all.

 

[TheScaryRiddle]

"Wow, your eyes are so blue. They're like crystal meth, sky blue."

Me: Uhhhhhhhh...

 

[Urbane]

even weirder

ohmygod you look just like george harrison

technically she was insulting me but it was phrased as a compliment though it was insulting so whatevs

 

[IceBlueWings]

Apparently most of my friends' definition of 'cute' is 'adorable, but ugly'. So a friend of mine just came up to me one day and said, "Hey, you're so cute." And I was going to say "Aw thanks!", but before I could, he said, "But do you know what that means? You're adorable but ugly!" Then he laughed and went into class.

>:

 

[MosesMohs]

"Your name is Moses?! That totally fits your figure!"

...ugh, I look like a guy with a beard? Thanks. -.-

 

[King Sora X]

"You have pretty eyes, but your ugly"

What a way to make a guy feel good one minute, then crush him, all at the same time, amirite? xD

 

[Oberon]

"You're pretty nice for a white guy."

yep