what happened to pete and malificent?

[drew32]

??? i don't get it

 

[Genocide]

They died.

 

[Lancelot]

They made excuses to go to the bedroom quicker than they had anticipated

 

[Genocide]

Pete's hittin' them skins. Raw.
A Match made in Hell.

 

[Lancelot]

I don't know who'd get hit first there though. Pete, or Malificent.
And they were close enough to a hell at the time, so yeh, seems that they will go on for eternity, according to Xemnas anyway

 

[Genocide]

Pete's got her upside down in the Italian Chandelier position.

 

[Byronic Hero]

Pete's hittin' them skins. Raw.
A Match made in Hell.

Creepy.

But I highly doubt that they died. Disney characters dont die in the game unless they die in the movie.

 

[Genocide]

That was a joke.

I downloaded that porno. "Pete and Maleficent's Night in Hell."

I didn't know Pete was a Masochist until I saw it.

He had her swinging from lampposts and shit. I didn't know a PSP could fit there.

 

[Byronic Hero]

That was a joke.

I downloaded that porno. "Pete and Maleficent's Night in Hell."

I didn't know Pete was a Masochist until I saw it.

He had her swinging from lampposts and shit. I didn't know a PSP could fit there.

Awesome. Malificant is a trooper.

 

[Lancelot]

Right til the end, OHIO!!!!

 

[~azure.requiem]

??? i don't get it

~ :blink: -_- that's a GOOD question.

 

[Genocide]

And then...just before climax...Maleficent called some heartless, and they ate her heart. It caused her to have a nobody, which felt the same experience as her. So she got twice the pleasure.

 

[Byronic Hero]

And then...just before climax...Maleficent called some heartless, and they ate her heart. It caused her to have a nobody, which felt the same experience as her. So she got twice the pleasure.

A Nobody-gasm XD.


Where is this thread going XD

 

[Lancelot]

This would make for a good RP or something... Shall we? hahah

Anywho, she must like hairy dogs to go with Petey boy

 

[Genocide]

Nowhere.

And right before Pete disappeared...he came.

 

[Cissy]

In summarizing Karate's lovely attempts at explanation (<3), they are probably still living, somewhere, plotting something ridiculous.

We never see what becomes of them, but it's unlikely that they both died because of a flock a Shadows.

 

[Genocide]

And then past Pete and Present Pete ran train...SLEAZY TRAIN!

It was all over her face.

 

[hiddenblade]

From the following posts I have no comment yes I know this is a comment but thats not the point

 

[Iridium]

Then why even post?
To increase your post count?

Spam is not welcome.

Anyway, honestly it's up to the player to decide Pete and Maleficent's fate until we get KH3.
Or they somehow show up in Coded, which is very doubtful.

 

[Azrael]

??? i don't get it

Hopefully never showing up ever again