What would your homeless sign say?

[jawz]

^^
No, "Family attacked by ninjas need money 4 Karate lessons" sign.

Betcha cant hi me wioth a quarter.

 

[Arausio]

"hit me with a quater and have good luck"

lol just like my bumber sticker i got made it says "honk if im a good driver" so now when i cut people off they dont know what to do haha

 

[Crimson Crashing]

"Need money for a better sign."

 

[Solar]

smile if you masterbate

 

[Taochan]

"Will do a jig for a deluxe cardboard box-home."

 

[Gram]

"i like signs"
. .

 

[jawz]

"Lets have lunch, u pay."

 

[Ulti]

"Will decode for 01100110 01101111 01101111 01100100"

I might go hungry.

 

[Lancelot]

^ 0110111001101001011000110110010100100000011011110110111001100101

"newspaper please"

I'd rather ask for that then attempt to get money, first off.

 

[Ulti]

Feh, you might as well go hexadecimal if you are going for a sentence. Saves cardboard and marker.

 

[Lancelot]

746f75636865 6d79 64656172

 

[KNightof5orrow]

"Pirates Killed my Family. Will Work for Ninja Training, cause everyone knows ninjas will kill pirates."

 

[jawz]

"Will verbally abuse your mother-in-law for $1.00."

 

[Square Ninja]

"i cant read this sign need proofreader"

 

[Square Ninja]

"will stretch ball sack over car hood for money"

 

[mz. eggsy]

"thank you for using a trending twitter fad in khi thread"

 

[jawz]

i'm gay.

 

[tangerine]

If I'm lucky enough to have a sign then I'll just beat the first rich white boy that I see with it and steal his money. When I get rich from all of my brilliant marketing then I'll frame it for it has served me well.

 

[Allister Rose]

"need marker for homeless sign"

 

[blacksamurai2]

" Will lick pussy for Food."