>The year is 2025
>The Game Awards was delayed to late January and now finally begins
>Geoff Keighley uses a mtn dew powered jetpack and lands on the stage, flooding the room with diet dew code red.
>Doritos rain down from the loft above, signaling the start of the Dewrito Pope's annual celebration.
>Astrobot sweeps the event
>Sony is in shambles
>Josef Fares continues to be a vibe
>Phil Spencer is nowhere to be found
>Geoff returns to the stage, eyes glowing, a cape of dorito dust flows behind him. His ascension almost complete. The crowd is in hysterics, as they know they won't survive what's to come. He begins to speak.
>"Before we end our fun, there's just one more announcement we need to make."
>The lights dim, the crowd's screams grow louder
>The Square Enix logo appears, and Simple & Clean begins to play.
>The screams have melded together into one harmonious chorus as the audience liquifies into a mass of Dewrito and flesh
>KH4 gameplay and Missing Link gameplay flashes on screen and finally cuts to black.
>The video fades back in, revealing Nomura sporting his old look.
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>"Thank you for your patience. Kingdom Hearts 4 will release late 2025, Missing Link releases once this video ends. But also..."
>Geoff begins to glow and floats into the center of the theater. Josef puts on sunglasses and sets up a folding chair, unaffected by the events around him.
>"...Kingdom Hearts: Versus XIII is now in development."
>Geoff explodes in a beam of light, the theater leaves this plane of existence, those watching the stream hear GACKT music play Nomura off as they all fall unconscious.
>Most on Reddit and BlueSky agree the event was pretty lame overall, the only exciting news being for KH.