Why can Donald Duck talk? (Funny)

[ForbiddenMemory]

There has been something bothering me for quite some time now.

Donald Duck in KH (and a few other places) can TALK...

I couldn't believe it, I nearly had a heart attack when I heard his voice for the first time.

I thought I went mad... I mean DUCKS CAN'T TALK.

I know they can quack and stuff but since when can a quack become, "Donald Duck" or "He's not Coming". Not even a throat infection can make you sound like that.

I've been to my local Duck Pond, numerous times and I can swear to you I DO NOT HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH THE DUCKS! (Well I do sometimes but I can assure you THEY DON NOT REPLY!)

This is an outrage for me, as I know rightly that ducks can't speak, but think of the children! They don't know.

I remember my brother went to the duck ponds with me and ask a duck, "Do you know Donal Duck?" I mean CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. Disney betrayed his education and made him think that ducks can talk. His teachers are worrying now that Mouses can dance like ballerinas... I blame Donald Duck for this!

Yes, I know it's only a bit of fun, it is a little funny seeing a grown duck talk, but I can't stand this anymore I MUST SPEAK!

I'm signing a petition that Donald Duck is killed...............................................of his right to speak!

Tell me how outraged you are also by this and please do not get too upset, everything will be sorted soon, thank you LOL.

(Next Time, my outrageous threads will be in FI kk!)

 

[Pheonex]

I think you have a few issues. Donald has always been able to talk, that's the way Disney works. Let the kids have their fun

 

[Sleeping Rebirth]

INDEED ITS AN OUTRAGE HIS VOICE IS SO ANNOYING :angry: ITS NOT THE WAY NATURE INTENDED DUCKS TO BE!!!!!!!!!! DONALD DUCK MUST BE KILLED!!!!!!!!

 

[testify]

Ummm are you ok?

 

[ForbiddenMemory]

Ummm are you ok?

I am perfectly fine, I am just outraged at this Monstrosity of Lies coming out of his Beak. (Nothing should be coming out that's the point!)

 

[King Wolfe]

I think you have a few issues. Donald has always been able to talk, that's the way Disney works. Let the kids have their fun

*Steals cookie* Muahaha

 

[testify]

ummm ok

 

[ForbiddenMemory]

I agree, it's time for the truth to come out THAT DUCKS CANNOT SPEAK!

 

[testify]

In Disney they could

 

[Izayoi]

Someone should watch a Disney cartoon.

 

[Avalanche]

Shouldn't this be in FI?

 

[ForbiddenMemory]

(Sorry I will next time, please don't close, i'm just trying to have a little bit of fun)

BACK TO ACTING:

NO! This isn't insane, unless you mean Duck talking YES THAT IS INSANE. I see where you're coming from.

Thanks for pointing this out.

 

[testify]

Shouldn't this be in FI?

It really should

 

[khlover7]

Shouldn't this be in FI?

It should :tongue:

 

[Horizon's Knight]

Its a cartoon. Lots of things happen in cartoons that aren't supposed to happen in real life. Thats what a cartoon is. Have you ever watched one? :23::23::23::23::23::23::23::23::23::23:

 

[Sleeping Rebirth]

ano guys my Friend is a very strange boy but THE DUCK MUST BE KILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[khlover7]

Where's a mod when you need one?

 

[Space Cowboy]

This is a poor attempt of being funny.

 

[ForbiddenMemory]

Its a cartoon. Lots of things happen in cartoons that aren't supposed to happen in real life. Thats what a cartoon is. Have you ever watched one? :23::23::23::23::23::23::23::23::23::23:

Indeed, I did. I watched the Little Mermaid.... I couldn't stop crying. ARIEL SHOULD NOT OF DIED!

 

[ForbiddenMemory]

If you're not happy with this thread, then I'll just stop it, kk

I was only trying to make you all laugh for a bit.