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Wehrmacht

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Bring a bat to school and practice your swings at lunch time.

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:D

This could work. =3
 

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Bring a bat to school and practice your swings at lunch time.

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Lol, funny!:toungesmile:

Like I said earlier, build a big robot. Geez, what do schools teach these days? Lol, jk.

I think you should do something to his house... smash his bedroom window or blow up the mail box. My mum can teach you how to make a poo bomb, too:blush:
 

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Lol, funny!:toungesmile:

Yeah, funny. Very helpful and supportive too. Now all I need is a bat...*looks round*

This could work. =3

I has no bat. Would a crowbar work?

Like I said earlier, build a big robot. Geez, what do schools teach these days? Lol, jk.

Mine teaches conformity, a major subject being secondary socialisation.

Next question. XD

I think you should do something to his house... smash his bedroom window or blow up the mail box. My mum can teach you how to make a poo bomb, too:blush:

He's still alive, ergo, I have yet to locate his current residence.
 
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Go Gordon Freeman that bitch. :p.


Alright, I saw him earlier today...he was with his boyfriend, and in the street, so sex was out of the question. Instead, reasoning was:

Me: Why must you constantly irritate me?
Jack: *shrugs* Meh. You're retarded. It's what I do to retards.
Me: *narrows eyes* Yes. I am retarded. That is why I recieve consistently high grades, speak with a calm and clear demeanour, and take direct offense to the mere usage of that word to describe anyone in this situation, let alone myself. *steps forward, fists clenched*
Jack: o_O ...*backs away, into store, dragging boyfriend along with him*

Damn, if only I'd had my crowbar with me....XD
 

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Alright, I saw him earlier today...he was with his boyfriend, and in the street, so sex was out of the question. Instead, reasoning was:

Me: Why must you constantly irritate me?
Jack: *shrugs* Meh. You're retarded. It's what I do to retards.
Me: *narrows eyes* Yes. I am retarded. That is why I recieve consistently high grades, speak with a calm and clear demeanour, and take direct offense to the mere usage of that word to describe anyone in this situation, let alone myself. *steps forward, fists clenched*
Jack: o_O ...*backs away, into store, dragging boyfriend along with him*

Damn, if only I'd had my crowbar with me....XD

So his name is Jack, eh? Gimme some information. =D. I'll go get changed into a business suit and get a briefcase with a sniper rifle. Just for dramatic effect. Maybe I'll put a barcode on my head. =D

But anyway. Basically, if he did that, then he's scared. Now to seal the deal. Throw things back. Rub dirt in his face. Release some of that Girl Power! =D And if he starts to get upset and asks if you do that. You can laugh and tell him, "It's what I do to retards.".

Violence.... is there anything it CAN'T do?
 

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So his name is Jack, eh? Gimme some information. =D. I'll go get changed into a business suit and get a briefcase with a sniper rifle. Just for dramatic effect. Maybe I'll put a barcode on my head. =D

Nice. XD

But anyway. Basically, if he did that, then he's scared. Now to seal the deal. Throw things back. Rub dirt in his face. Release some of that Girl Power! =D And if he starts to get upset and asks if you do that. You can laugh and tell him, "It's what I do to retards.".

Violence.... is there anything it CAN'T do?

Alright, here it is:


Jack: *aims stone in my general direction, hits shoulder*
Friends: *laugh like hell*
Me: *slowly turns round, walks over to him*
Jack: o_O....Uh...can I....help...you?
Friends: *continue to laugh*
Me: Yes. Yes you can. *grabs by collar, thrusts against wall*
Jack: :bored:
Me: *through gritted teeth* Leave me. The Hell. Alone. *shakes by collar* I mean it, Jack. I swear in the name of all that is sacred, if you touch me, speak to me, or even so much as LOOK at me again...*narrows eyes, lets go of collar, walks off*
Jack: :bored:....*gulps*
 

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Yes! Now snap a video of it and put it on youtube so we can all laugh and give him the link to show how hated he is here. Lmao >_>. S'matter of fact. Give him to forum name and tell him to look at this topic. =P
 
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There's this boy at school. He's in my year, age 14, 15, and he's a fricken' NUISANCE.


He throws stones at me.


He calls me names like "retard" and various expletives.


He's broken windows right beside wherever I happen to be sitting.


He's pinched me with a pair pliers during a practical science exam.


He gives me grief whenever I walk in and out of...pretty much EVERY room in school.


I've tried ignoring him, I've tried telling teachers, relatives, the principal, everything, and it hasn't worked. In fact, it's worse than ever. I don't know what to do! :unsure:

BTW...He's gay, so no, it's not the conclusion most can't help but jump to. XD

He's probably retarded
 

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Alright, I saw him earlier today...he was with his boyfriend, and in the street, so sex was out of the question. Instead, reasoning was:

Me: Why must you constantly irritate me?
Jack: *shrugs* Meh. You're retarded. It's what I do to retards.
Me: *narrows eyes* Yes. I am retarded. That is why I recieve consistently high grades, speak with a calm and clear demeanour, and take direct offense to the mere usage of that word to describe anyone in this situation, let alone myself. *steps forward, fists clenched*
Jack: o_O ...*backs away, into store, dragging boyfriend along with him*

Damn, if only I'd had my crowbar with me....XD

tl;dr.

Cinnolex: *raises fists*
Jack: *pwned!*

Anyway, I think you're my heroine.
 

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You should get your bigger friends go to him and his friends and takem out.
 

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There's this boy at school. He's in my year, age 14, 15, and he's a fricken' NUISANCE.


He throws stones at me.


He calls me names like "retard" and various expletives.


He's broken windows right beside wherever I happen to be sitting.


He's pinched me with a pair pliers during a practical science exam.


He gives me grief whenever I walk in and out of...pretty much EVERY room in school.


I do so much worse to kids at school. Really, just tell him to stop. If said problem persists, punch him in the face.
 

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Yes! Now snap a video of it and put it on youtube so we can all laugh and give him the link to show how hated he is here. Lmao >_>. S'matter of fact. Give him to forum name and tell him to look at this topic. =P

Seriously considering it. But he can't spell his own name, let alone compose letters and puncuation into an actual identity on KHI. XD

He's probably retarded

Retarded to the point in which he doesn't know he's retarded, indeed.

tl;dr.

Cinnolex: *raises fists*
Jack: *pwned!*

Anyway, I think you're my heroine.

*bows*

I do so much worse to kids at school. Really, just tell him to stop. If said problem persists, punch him in the face.

Your suggestion was noted:

Jack: *begins to aim stone*
Me: *looks round, eyes narrowed*
Jack: O.O *stone falls from hand*
Boyfriend: Are you seriously going to take that from HER? *walks towards me, pushes*
Me: *grasps his collar* What did I tell you about touching me? *shakes* WHAT did I tell you?
Jack: Leave it, she'll do damage!
Boyfriend: *sneers* Sure.
Me: *eyes narrow further*
Jack: *grabs boyfriends hand, drags away*


I think he's starting to get the message. XD
 

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Seriously considering it. But he can't spell his own name, let alone compose letters and puncuation into an actual identity on KHI. XD



Retarded to the point in which he doesn't know he's retarded, indeed.



*bows*



Your suggestion was noted:

Jack: *begins to aim stone*
Me: *looks round, eyes narrowed*
Jack: O.O *stone falls from hand*
Boyfriend: Are you seriously going to take that from HER? *walks towards me, pushes*
Me: *grasps his collar* What did I tell you about touching me? *shakes* WHAT did I tell you?
Jack: Leave it, she'll do damage!
Boyfriend: *sneers* Sure.
Me: *eyes narrow further*
Jack: *grabs boyfriends hand, drags away*


I think he's starting to get the message. XD


Hooray.
 

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Cinollex said:
Me: *narrows eyes* Yes. I am retarded. That is why I recieve consistently high grades, speak with a calm and clear demeanour, and take direct offense to the mere usage of that word to describe anyone in this situation, let alone myself. *steps forward, fists clenched*

Owned.

Cinollex said:
Jack: *begins to aim stone*
Me: *looks round, eyes narrowed*
Jack: O.O *stone falls from hand*
Boyfriend: Are you seriously going to take that from HER? *walks towards me, pushes*
Me: *grasps his collar* What did I tell you about touching me? *shakes* WHAT did I tell you?
Jack: Leave it, she'll do damage!
Boyfriend: *sneers* Sure.
Me: *eyes narrow further*
Jack: *grabs boyfriends hand, drags away*



Yays! Way to go! ^^
 

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That's our Cinollex!
*Sitcom applause*
 
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