Why Marluxia turned against the Organization *JOKE*

[Krillos]

So true X3

 

[JcMunny153]

fuuny stuff

 

[shadowkiller]

Anyone else have good reasons? This could be a good thread if people kept giving their own ideas. If people say "lol, that funny" this'll die out fast.

 

[lilazngurl963]

Everything began in Marluxia's first day in the Organization.

DiZ: ...And so you see, newcomer, that is why we, Organization, exists.

Marluxia: Mm-mm-mmm, and? *totally uninterested*

*SMACK*

DiZ: Don't be cocky with me, buddy! I'AM YOUR BOSS, THE HEAD HUNCHO OF THE ORGANIZATION! GOT IT!?

Marluxia: OK! OK! Sorry! *grumble*Schmuck...*grumble*

DiZ: Hpmh! OK, let's get to the main event!

Marluxia: ?

DiZ: Every new member will have their own unique weapon and it's elemental powers.

DiZ snaps his fingers and Axel, Larxene and Lexaeus appears, showing off their weapons and it's powers.

Marluxia: COOOOL!!!

DiZ: And now, Marluxia, here's yours.

DiZ gives Marluxia his ever first weapon, the scythe, and Marluxia quickly takes it.

Marluxia: AWESOME! What powers does it have? *plays with the scythe*

DiZ: ...............*Ahem*..................Flower power...

Marluxia suddenly stops playing with his scythe, as it quietly slips through his fingers and fell to the floor.

Marluxia: ............what?

DiZ: It use the power of the flowers and summons shower of deadly petals... Oh yeah, and they're PINK.

Marluxia's eyes are wide as saucers and his jaw fell to the floor.

DiZ: Actually, Larxene is supposed to own this weapon and it's powers, but she has already choose something else behind my back.

Larxene: (And thank god I did! I HATE PINK!!!)

DiZ: So, YOU'RE the lucky one to own it. Congratulations! *claps his hands*

Marluxia is still in trance. The other members starts snickering and snorting, except Larxene who's laughing like mad.

Larxene: BWA-HAHAHAHA-BWAHAH-BWAA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Axel: *GIGGLE* That's SO GAY!

Lexaeus: Can't believe HE'S gonna be my rival... *SNORT*

Later on, everybody, including DiZ and The Thirteenth Order in secrecy, joined in laughing at poor Marluxia and his pink scythe.

Marluxia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that's how Marluxia began his quest to conquer the Organization.

cool story!!!!!!!! funny too, flower power... dat cracks me up!

 

[She Who Knows]

heres my twist ^_~

Diz: ::introduces Marluxia::
Larxene: So what weapon'd ya pick?
Marluxia: Why, the best one of them all!*shing*:: pulls out sythe::
all: ....*snort, stiffled laughter noises*
Marluxia: What!? What's so funny!?
Axel: *snort* you DO know thats the *snicker* flower sythe right?XD
Marluxia: So? I'd like to see you do THIS!:: petals shower them::
all: BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!::doubled over laughing::
Marluxia: *seethe*grrr! I'll show you! I'll show you all!!::storms off::

 

[Blackest Night]

Diz: Now Marluxia, that all the paper work is out of the way..." Lexaus, Axel, Larxene and Vexen come and lift the ENORMOUS stack of paper away. "...You may now choose your weapon. Each of them have their own powers."

THe wall opens to reveal a whip, a scythe, and a sword.

Marluxia: O_O" SCYTHE! GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIM*THWACK* OW!"

Diz: "SHUT UP! You're more annoying than Larxene is."

Larxene: "HEY!.......butthead."

Marluxia takes the scythe and cuddles it, stroking it lovingly.

Marluxia: "And it shall be my squishy."

DiZ: ;;"...........yes, now, the scythe......hmm. *snickers* *laughs loud and hard*"

Marluxia: "What's so funny? What power does it have? Tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me"

Diz: WILL YOU SHUT UP!? GAWD! Fine, I'll tell you.The scythe has............flower power *shakes hands scarily."

Marluxia goes silent. He stares at DiZ, then at the scythe and back again.

Marluxia: "...........it what?"

Diz: "Flower Power, you can make petals fly at your opponent. I'm not entirely sure just how that is supposed to hurt them, but it does. "

Marluxia: "But.......but.........but"

Larxene*out of nowhere* "HA! YOU SAID BUTT!"

Marluxia:" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!"

DiZ: With what? Your flower petals of doom?"

Marluxia: "................maybe........."
god that was crappy.

 

[Oathy]

*shakes head*

Poor Marluxia...supreme wielder of "flower power"...*chuckles*

That was brilliant. Thank you for brightening my day! ^.^

 

[Yumiru]

I love the scythe but "flower power* was the reason why I chose never to tell anyone.

 

[That Boi Leek]

that waz funny

 

[Ferry13]

pretty good i like it i hope you make more of those

 

[True Light]

What should have happened with Sora:

Marluxia: Flower Power!!!

Sora: That's it I'm layin off the potions. "Leaves"

Marluxia: What about Flower Power? "sobs"

Axel: Ah ha you're a loooosssseeerrrrrr!!!

Marluxia: Flower Power!!

Axel: Fire Power girly man!

Marluxia: Nooooooo!!!! "dead"

Axel: Glad that's over. "Takes out a potion and Riku Replica enters"

Riku Rep.: Pass that man.

 

[.:kaizer21:.]

Marluxia’s Traumatic Experience


Diz: Where is everyone? Weren’t there 12 of us? Oh well…fellow members of the Organization!… Or was it the Unknowns?
Larxene: I though it was the Thirteenth Order
Zexion: It clearly states on the Nobody contract that it’s the XIII contract.
Larxene: That’s what I said!
Zexion: No my poor incompetent underling, It clear sa –
Diz: Whatever we are!
Lexeus: Ah ah! WHOever we a –
Diz: Don’t interrupt! And take off those stupid glasses! Fellow members; today, we will finally receive our new weapons, that we have been waiting ever since that girl joined *points at Larxene*.
Larxene: I have a name…

Diz: *Snaps fingers* Now let’s see… *looks at clipboard*
Ah! Vexen! You shall receive this blue looking thingy.
Vexen: *in a shrill voice* What does it do?
Diz: How am I supposed to know?!
Vexen: *trails off swinging his shield and making snow cones*.
Diz: Lexeus, you get this weird screwdriver looking thing.
Lexeus: Or rather, this appears to be a sword, designated for someone with a limited capacity of intelligence, and for someone with sheer brute vigour.
Diz: Just take it ugly. Zexion. You have not submitted a weapon form!
Zexion: *holding a cocktail drink* Oh! I didn’t! Oh the pain, the pain of it all! Larxene, I thought I asked you to submit my form into his office!
Larxene: Oh deary me! What a travesty!…So I forgot! Sue me
Diz: Well, sorry Zexion. Just use those stupid morphing power you have. Though careful with it, you might just end up getting killed, or worse, end up chained up in Billy Crystal’s basement.
Zexion: Who’s he?
Diz: … I don’t…know…Axel. You get these pretty looking bicycle tires.
Axel: Ohh…*twirls it in his hand, creating a large ball of flamed, headed towards Vexen*
Vexen: NOOOO!! My ice statue!!!
Axel: HAHA! I guess these aren’t tires after all…Wind and Fire wheels!
Diz: Whaat?
Axel: It says so under “Made by SE&D”. Hmm, wonder who that can be…
Diz: Larxene, you get these weird looking pencil things.
Larxene: What strange looking weapons. *points her hand in random direction, which happens to be at Zexion, and out comes lighting bolts*
Zexion: AHH!!! My @$$!!!
Larxene: *laughs maniacally*
Marluxia: *runs into board room, looking at the others holding their weapons (except for Zexion)* Yeesh! I don’t think I got the memo.
Diz: Marluxia, you’re late. Luckily, I have you weapon right here.
Marluxia: Sweet! You have my Gravitron Orb Bazooka?!?
Diz: What on bloody Oblivion are you talking about! It says here you have this pink scythe!
Marluxia: What in bloody he –
Diz: Ha HA! You have the power to control pink little flower petals! Oh and a hint of wind, to blow your little flower petals!
Marluxia: What?! Larxene! I gave my order form to you!
Larxene: Oh! I thought you were that other girl with brown hair! I was wondering why it said Graviwho Odd Bazooka Joe something…and she told me what she wanted, so I changed it…Sorry
Marluxia: Master, can’t you return it?
Diz: WHAAT! Return it? You know how much it is to buy that Bazooka Joe? Yeesh no thanks. Anyways, they have a no refund policy. Sorry, stick with it Pinkie.
Marluxia: *mutters under his breath on the second floor* I will take control. THEN I WILL FINALLY POSSESS THAT BAZOOKA!! Snap, I broke a nail.

A little long, but I had nothing else to do...how's that?

 

[Krillos]

How Marluxia recruited Larxene and Axel.

Marluxia: Hey guys...

Larxene: Hey Axel, look! It's Mr. Flower Power! XD

Axel: AH! Mr. Flower Power! Have you watering my giant cactus in my room yet? XD

Marluxia: SHUT IT! ...Look, I have a special deal to you two...

Axel, Larxene: Hm?

Marluxia: How would you two join my quest for acquire Sora the Keyblade Master's powers and conquer the Organization?

Larxene: O__O Say what?!

Axel: Are you saying we'll betray the Organization whom we devoted our lifes to!

Larxene: The Organization whom we shared sweat, blood and tears to!

Axel: And took us away from that lonely darkness and raised us to be destruction-loving bad-asses!

Larxene: And more importantly.... FREE CANDY!

Axel: Hell yeah! Nothing beats free candy! XD

Larxene: Hell yeah! XD

Marluxia: I give you both 50 bucks.

Axel, Larxene: ......

Larxene: Well.... We hardly get any pay, so WHY THE HELL NOT? XD

Axel: HELL YEAH! Congrats Marluxia, you got yourself a crew.

Marluxia: Splendid! With you two by my side, we shall make the Keyblade Master our slave and conquer the Organization with ease-

Axel: You know what Marluxia's powers could be much cooler? Is the power of the cactus! Oh yeah! Cactus! It's long and lethal needles tearing apart victims and hear their dying screams-

Larxene: No wait! I have better idea! His gayish-pink petals would changed to jet black! Black is always the coolest!

Axel: True, black would be cool. ...but do you know what's the coolest?

Larxene: No, what?

Axel: The power of THE BLACK VENUS FLYTRAP! X3

Larxene: AWWWWESOOOOOME! XD

Axel: TOTALLLLYYYY! XD

Marluxia: SHUUUUUUUUUT THE HELL UUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!! >[

And that's how Marluxia recruited Axel and Larxene.

 

[shadowkiller]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ill think of something soon...

 

[jporiey]

omg that rocks my socks i cant belive i just said that but yes!
good job

 

[Krillos]

Axel facing off Marluxia.

Marluxia: You're a fool among fools to show your face here, traitor!

Axel: Traitor? I'am here for the free candy.

Marluxia: Why did you let her go? You and your cursed meddling! He was ours!
The Keyblade master could have been my lov- Err, I mean, our slave!

Axel: Right, your big plan. You use Naminé to rewrite Sora's memory piece by
piece. He becomes your gay-slave. Then, using Naminé and Sora, you would overthrow the Organization. Did I get it right? 'Cause that would make YOU the traitor, Marluxia. Not me.

Marluxia: But you eliminated Vexen!

Axel: Yeah, come to think of it. So what? That schmuck owe me a whole BUNCH of money, and THAT TRANSVISTITE forgot! FORGOT! So I fried that mama's ass!

Marluxia: I see...a double agent. You've been investigating our conspiracy from the start.

Axel: Uhh, no? I'am after that 50 bucks you owe me, AND since Larxene is out of the picture, I GET DOUBLE! (summoning his weapons) Gimme my dough, bitch!

 

[jporiey]

haha thats so good
i only just got up to there to day wow thats really lucky

 

[Knightflare]

I don't see what is wrong is pink. Pink is a anybodies' color, and I totally respect that. Actually, I find none of this funny... expcept for the flowers... priceless. Reminds me of this picture I saw one time... Marluxia said "Fire the Sakura Powered Flower Missles!!!" or something... he said it at Ansem... they both were two men attached to a big ass machine/ beast like thingy...

Conclusion: Flowers prove that God is a girl and they are also funny, alot of men and women despise a totally normal color (thats proves you are stupid and you think you are being cool) and the Organization is now Stupid because... nvm.

I didn't even laugh...

 

[Krillos]

But it is.... pink...

 

[Knightflare]

If men are really men, they wear pink. Here at my school, ALOT of my friends wear pink. Mostly men. Pink Skateboarding Shoes, pink coats, pink wristbands, and some of them even have pink guitars. So I say, nothing is wrong with pink. Funny stories, homies.

Pink and Black is the best combination of colors...