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Why Marluxia turned against the Organization *JOKE*



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Knightflare, LOL comeon, be reasonable. At my school, pink has turned into a unisex colour. It's only natural that people still associate pink with feminity, since it's associated with women for so many years. Infact, I like pink. It's a calming colour IMO. Both of my sigs are fully pink. You're taking these jokes WAAYYY too seriously. Let's not turn this fun little topic into spam, insults and just plain into a riot. Have a laugh.

The Organization will always have their tough side, even if people poke a little fun at them. Just relax. People just wanna fun. It's just one of these threads where people can just type in humourous stories of the group that meant to terrorize. X3
 

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Larxene: Say, where's Mr. Flower Power?

Axel: He's in the Superiour's office, accepting his first mission.

Larxene: Ahh, I see. Well, let's hope that he gets something stupid so we make fun the living hell outha him! X3

Axel: Totally! XD

*Meanwhile, in DiZ's Office*

DiZ: ...and here's your assignment, Demyx.

*DiZ hand over an piece of paper to Demyx and Demyx reads it. Then he smiles and summons his sitar*

Demyx: EXCELLENT! *Air Guitar rocking*

*Demyx walks away and Marluxia enters*

DiZ: Ah Marluxia! Welcome! Take a seat.

Marluxia: Hm-Mmm. *sits*

DiZ: As you know, this is your very first assignment I give you. So do your best and make me proud!

*DiZ hand over a piece of paper to Marluxia. As Marluxia reads it, his eyes widen in sheer horror*

Marluxia: Sir! You can't possibly be serious about this!!!

*But then Marluxia didn't realized that he's already outside DiZ's Office*

Marluxia: ....Shit

*Minutes later, we see Marluxia wearing only a black apron, a straw hat and a black watering can*

Larxene: Hey, Marluxia! How's it going watering the superior's flowers? XD

Axel: Yeah, hope that they're not too rough on ya? XD

The New Nobody Woman: And after you're done with the superior's, can you go watering my gerberas, please?

Marluxia: SHUUUUUUUUUT-THE HELL-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!
 
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LMAO! You hit the nail on the head! LOL!
 

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*DiZ calls Marluxia to his office*

DiZ: Hello Marluxia.
Marluxia: IF YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER GARDENING JOB, I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU!!!
DiZ: Calm down. I'm giving you a second mission.
Marluxia: Go on.
DiZ: Come closer...

Five minutes later...

Axel: Hey Marluxy! Nice time cleaning the toilets!! XD!!
Marluxia: Grrrrrrrr............
DiZ: *accidentally pisses on his head*
Marluxia: THATS IT!!!! *prances in a girly way and cries*
Axel: What a girly man...
 

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Yes, please. Do hurry.

^Harry Potter 6 aftereffects are still happening. I'm going to talk british for awhile..
 
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DiZ: Greetings, Marluxia.

Marluxia: *grumble*

DiZ: Look, I know we had a bad start...

Marluxia: No shit, Sherlock!

*SMACK*

DiZ: Need I remind you that I'am STILL the head honcho around here?

Marluxia: Sorry... *rubbing his sore head*

DiZ: Anyways, We, the Organization, has hit a payment bonus this week and I made a special deal to every member.

Marluxia: ??

DiZ: You either get payment OR....... exchange your weapon into something better!

Marluxia: *GASP* NO WAY!

DiZ: Yes. Which would you want?

Marluxia: The second option damnit! At last, I can finally rid myself of this scythe and the god-damn title "Mr. Flower Power"! HALLELUJAH!

DiZ: ....Right.... Anyways, here's a weapon you could exchange with.

DiZ gives Marluxia an scepter

Marluxia: What's this?

DiZ: It's a magical scepter that casts magical flash to your opponent, sending them to the oblivion.

Marluxia: Hmmm... Sounds interesting...

DiZ: But you need to preform a magical dance to activate the attack.

Marluxia: .................Dance?

DiZ: Dance.

Marluxia: Well..........What can I say, except THIS IS THE MOST GAYISH WEAPON I EVER HEARD OR SEEN!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF PERSON USE THIS??!!

DiZ: Hmmm... It's previous owner is called SAILOR MOON, her world, including her and her Sailor-partners, was devoured by the Heartless few years back.

Marluxia: Can I change? -___-

DiZ: Of course. Here.

DiZ gives Marluxia amulett

Marluxia: And what's this?

DiZ: This amulett once owned by some magical girl named...

Marluxia: NO!

DiZ: Sigh... This is going to take a while...

*3 hours later, 35 girly-looking weapons tested and come to the last*

DiZ: *GROAN* OK, this is the last...

*DiZ shows Marluxia a squishy duck modelled by Donald*

Marluxia: Awww, look at that. So cute and squishy. It looks SO worthy... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!

DiZ: That's the last one, sorry.

Marluxia: Just gimme back my scythe and my week's bonus....

DiZ: Of course. .....Heh, I had a feeling that you'll be the only one who accept the payment. *SMIRK*

Marluxia: *GROWL*

Marluxia walks out of DiZ's Office, then...

???: Hey, Mr. Flower Power!

Marluxia: Eh?

Marluxia looks and his eyes are wide as saucers and his jaw fell to the floor as he witness what he sees. His fellow members have all changed their weapons for something greater! Axel has two powerful scimitars, Larxene a deadly Tommy-gun and Lexaeous an almighty War Tank!

Axel: I see that you haven't exchanged your weapon, Marluxia! Getting used with the gardening, I see? XD

Larxene: Say! Let's see if our new and improved weapons are any match for Mr. Flower Power's blossom scythe! XD

Axel: That's a great idea! Let's get 'em!

Lexaeous: Indeed! Prepare yourself, rival!

They all jumped on poor Marluxia, as he only hope to defend himself with his pink scythe. Meanwhile, inside DiZ's Office. DiZ was drinking his herbal tea and relaxes on his chair. Then he heard a man's girly screech and a explosion outside his office. DiZ just sighed.

DiZ: They're at it again... Poor Marluxia... HA-HA!

FIN
 
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