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Why Marluxia turned against the Organization *JOKE*



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ToaofGamecube

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Wow. When i read the first few lines i was like "this is a waste of time". But after i finished I had a whole new perspective. Me and my friends have made fun of marluxia pretty much since I first fought him. xD
 

Box_ghost

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More. I want to see a personal conflict with him and Zexion about why ppl think they're gay..p gotta run bye
 

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rofl great!

p.s. hellpark, it's called khinsider.com for a reason. It used to bekingdomhearts2.net for a reason. because it's about kingdom hearts!!!!
 

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13TH ORGANIZATION NEWS

DiZ : Hello. DiZ here. During writing many reasons of "Why Marluxia turned against the Organization *JOKE*", we got plenty of complains from Marluxia-fans for the bashing of Marluxia. I personally tell you this that Marluxia was not harmed by any way during the writing on this topic. This is all fiction. And now on to you, EM.

EM : Thank you, DiZ. On adding humour on this Reply, our 2nd member of 13th Organization, Xighar, is now on a murdurous rampage in HQ and he is now targeting Mr. Flower-Power...

Then you see that Marluxia is getting chased by the crazed Xighar, swinging his weapons like crazy.

Marluxia : HELP MEEEEE!!!!!

Xighar : Come 'ere, little dollie! >:3

Larxene : ...Should we help him?

Axel : Naw, I starting to like that Xighar-dude's style! ):3

Larxene : Can't argue with that! ):3

Demyx: EXCELLENT! *Air Guitar rocking*
 
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❖Ħλν?₡❖

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Okay you guys are all pathetic little children. If some guy is coming at you with a scyth you wouldnt laugh saying " aduuruuur its pink and thats gay duuuur" like a moron you would run youre ass of or youre head would be choped off. also look at who else has a scyth.

http://www.flackstudio.com/Images/Digital/Grim-Reaper-web.jpg
http://www.magyss.com/images/art/reaper.jpg
http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10104000/10104551.jpg
http://www.shock-therapy.org/reaper.jpg

I mean come on the freakin grim reaper, & you little woman think just because the metal is pink that it's gay. Well i got news for ya i'm more of aman then any of you & i wear pink you litlle gays. Also its a weapon who cares if its pink deal with it also axels power is kinda unoriginal, cool, but unoriginal. I mean come on maluxia has power over agriculter you know Nature if youre not retarted.........ohh yeah i forgot you are. Well anyway i think they were trying to make a grim reaper with him & i think hes awsome. Also why do you think hes gay, because he has a weapon thats pink...........because thats the only reason somone might call him gay...........no nothing to back it up, Thats sad.
 

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MASTER-SEPHIROTH said:
Okay you guys are all pathetic little children. If some guy is coming at you with a scyth you wouldnt laugh saying " aduuruuur its pink and thats gay duuuur" like a moron you would run youre ass of or youre head would be choped off. also look at who else has a scyth.

http://www.flackstudio.com/Images/Digital/Grim-Reaper-web.jpg
http://www.magyss.com/images/art/reaper.jpg
http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10104000/10104551.jpg
http://www.shock-therapy.org/reaper.jpg

I mean come on the freakin grim reaper, & you little woman think just because the metal is pink that it's gay. Well i got news for ya i'm more of aman then any of you & i wear pink you litlle gays. Also its a weapon who cares if its pink deal with it also axels power is kinda unoriginal, cool, but unoriginal. I mean come on maluxia has power over agriculter you know Nature if youre not retarted.........ohh yeah i forgot you are. Well anyway i think they were trying to make a grim reaper with him & i think hes awsome. Also why do you think hes gay, because he has a weapon thats pink...........because thats the only reason somone might call him gay...........no nothing to back it up, Thats sad.

Someone hasnt taken the anti-depressants.
oh come on, its a JOKE as this topic name says.
jeez get a sense of humor/
 

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DiZ: Fellow Order members we can now begin the annual order celebration-

Demyx: Finally

DiZ: Now yes we are starting the offical celebration and i will start by introducing 3 new members. Fist of all Marlexia...

Marlexia walks through curtains

Small claps from other members

DiZ: Larxene

Larxene walks through curtains

All members whistle and clap loudly

Luxord: Good God, Shes HOT. Hey wanna play some strip jack poker later

Diz: And this little kid whos name currently escapes me due to conveniant plot twists.

BHK walks in

The room goes silent except for some crickets

DiZ: okay now to the wepons ceremony Marlexia you will get these cool lightning needles....

Larxene picks up lightning needles and axedentally zaps Demyx. Demyx Starts Doing a very eletrified air Guiter and then Explodes. The order bursts into appluse

DiZ: Ohh Wow, well Larxene you finally shut up that creep. I guess that you can have the Lightning needles. Okay now murlexia you can have the Flower Scyth of the Blissoning pettles.

Marlexias jaw drops

Marlexia: Flowers!!!!!! I was supposed to control lightning but now flowers!!!!

DiZ: Yes well anyway here you go. Now you little kid you will get um... a yes a keyblade a wpon that has the potential to kill us all.

Marlexia: Why couldn't I get a keyblade

DiZ: Do you have any idea how much money it is for a keyblade your lucky you even got a scyth.

Marlexia: Yep, Real Lucky (Sarcasm)

DiZ: Okay and well now how the prizes, Larxene because you broke the wepon rule you will not get a prize. But Marlexia you can chose from this Mansion or...

Marlexia: I'm getting a Mansion Ha! Take that you little kid you aren't getting a mansion but I am Ha!...

DiZ: Yes so little kid you can have the second option that Marlexia has declined. A side wepon to use along with your keyblade I think another keyblade will do.

DiZ creates a Keyblade out of thin air and gives it to BHK

Marlexias Jaw Drops

BHK: Ha!

Marlexias Thoughts: Mark my words I will kill you all
 
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