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Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)



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eughey

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i do not kill for pleasure. I kill for the neccesasity(bad spelling). *starts to crack up*
sry sry i couldnt keep a straight face. Yea u can join me, tosses red a cleaver(scary but inefficient).

lets go on a rampage!!! *battle cry*
 

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YAYNESS! *takes cleaver and starts chaseing after strangers* MUAHAHAHAHA TIME TO DIE CLOWNS! MUAHAHAHA- wait..who are we suppose to be killing again....o Gabe's teachers....*gets on a plane and parachutes down to Gabe's school* MUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH! *takes gernade and explodes the place* tee hee :D
 

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MAGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (glomps)
Hey Pickle, maybe you should try something with your computer cause the last time someone asked for a summary, no one answered...xD


They both fall. Sora lays on Kairi and holds her down.
Sora: Stop it!
Kairi: rolls over on him) YOU STOP IT!
Sora: rolls over on her) I’m not doing anything!
Kairi: rolls over on him) You’re the one messing around!
Selphie: looks out of window) …Are they fighting?
Tidus: I think so.
Selphie: Shouldn’t we break it up?
Tidus: ...If they’re actually trying to hurt each other....they’re doing a poor job of it... Let them be.
Sora: rolls over on Kairi)
They frown at each other until...THEY BURST OUT LAUGHING!
Sora: Tidus and Selphie are looking at us like we’ve lost it.
Kairi: giggles)
The two just sit there, smiling at each other. Sora clears his throat and Kairi crosses her legs around him.
Sora: ... (kisses her)
Kairi: kisses him back)
They start frenching each other.
Tidus: See? How is that supposed to hurt?
Selphie: You are soooo dumb, Tidus.
Tidus: .....
Selphie: That’s why I love you, cuddle buddy boy.
Selphie cuddles Tidus.
Sora and Kairi have already run up to their bedroom while I was distracted by cuddle buddy boy.
S-dad: Damn that was fast!
Sora: pulls shirt off)
Sora hops over on top of Kairi and more kisses her. He takes her shirt off and continues to kiss her.
Kairi: Sora, stop.
Sora: Huh? (kisses her leg) Why?
Kairi: ...I’m not sure I can trust you now.
Sora: Of course you can. You never needed lip stick to make me love you. Marylyn's gone and so is her damn make up. (kisses Kairi’s neck)
Kairi: Sora, wait.
Sora: Huh?
Kairi: gives him his wedding band back) Don’t ever take it off again.
Sora: I promise I won't. (puts it on)
Sora kisses Kairi again and then inserts himself into her.
Kairi: Gasp!
Awww how sweet.
Satan: If you want something done you gotta do it yourself.
Marylyn: watches TV) ...
Satan: In coming!
A new victim enters the gates of hell.
Marylyn: SIGH! Shhh! I’m watching TV!!!
Satan: ... (blows up her TV)
Marylyn: ...He...broke… my...TV...
A spiral of flames surrounds Marylyn and she turns red.
Marylyn: HE BROKE MY TV!!!
Someone new joins the crowd; Dwight.
Dwight: This sucks, dudes.
Satan: Marylyn, greet the idiot.
Marylyn opens her door and-
Marylyn: …HELLO HOTNESS!
She ties her whip around him and pulls him closer to her.
Dwight: What the-
Marylyn: Hi! I’m Marylyn!
Dwight: I’m Dwight and-
Marylyn: That’s great! Mind if I show you my room??
Dwight: What-
Marylyn: And then I can con you into my bed?
Dwight: Do I like...have a choice?
Marylyn: Not really!
Dwight: Okay.
Marylyn: Great!
Marylyn pulls Dwight into her room and closes the door and locks it.
Meanwhile.....At Riku's house...
Akira is sitting on the couch, blankly staring at Myra.
Akira: … (puts a bottle cap in mouth) …
Myra: Sweetie, don’t put that in your mouth! (takes it)
Akira: …
Myra: ...
Akira starts to cry.
Myra: Oh, God! (picks her up) You take her! I need some air! (gives her to Riku and leaves)
She goes and sits in a tree.
Akira: cries)
Riku: makes fart noise)
Akira: giggles)
Riku kisses Akira’s cheek and carries her to the bedroom.
Who does she like better? Riku or Myra?
Riku: tickles her)
Akira: giggles)
Riku: Come on. We all know u can talk now. Show me what else u can do.
Akira: You’ll think I’m a freak.)
Riku: Please!!! (makes weeping noises) Waaaa-
Akira: Don’t cry, daddy.
Riku: Show me then.
Akira: You know when u and mommy wanna be alone and I have to go with granny?? Well I can see what you’re doing though the walls.
Riku: coughs)
Akira: I can see through walls, I can hear things from off this island...And I-
Riku: You-
Akira: There's more. Watch.
Akira points her hand out at a stuffed animal and the just floats over to her had.
Akira: Here ya go!
She hands Riku the toy.
Riku: That was cool… Show me some more!
3 minutes later. Riku runs outside.
Riku: Myra, baby! Look what Akira can do!
Myra falls out of the tree.
Myra: What!!!
Riku sets Akira down and she looks up at the poupu in the tree. Then she uses her freaky powers to pull it down to her.
Myra: How the hell-
Akira: Ooooooh! You said a bad word!
Akira gives the fruit to Riku and starts to run around and scream.
Riku: holds fruit) Um…Yeah.
Riku shyly tosses the fruit away and Myra’s smile disappears
Myra: …
Akira: hops around like a bunny) WEEEEEEEE!!!!
Myra pulls Riku over and gives him a kiss and they start smooching.
Akira: Eww gross!!!
Riku: Hey, Akira! Say mommy!
Akira: MOMMY! (jumps around)
Myra: YAY!
Riku: She said daddy first!
Myra jumps on Riku’s back and knocks him down.
Myra: Dog pile on daddy!
Akira: Weeee!! (jumps on Riku)
Aww so cute, they’re beating the shit out of Riku.
 

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Wow....o_O, Akira is psycho and can see through walls......poor riku and myra theyre baby can see what their doing XD
 

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I have to recap for the last 3 chapters.

Selphie got shot! Oo-it Oo-it [Does cabbage patch]
Akira you rock
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In the short time from reading from my last post, I forgot this chapter
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Awsome. Akira can move stuff with her mind! Who the hell saved Selpie's life? o_O
Dammit, I was almost rid of her. Okay, back to the drawing board. [Looks at picture of Selphie in KH1, and throws up]
 

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Doom: The kicks Good
Seigfreid:Doom did you just complement someone
*Doom Sets Seigfreids underpants Ablaze with his mind*
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seigfreid:SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Yasha:Doom Must you do that
Doom:At least I am Better than Marylyn and Speaking of Her *LHAO*She lost her T.V.
Twister: I will never Understand him
Seigfreid: He's a Demon what do you expect
Doom:My Secret is out Curse you Seigfreid
*Doom Goes out to find Seigfreids Room To setit Ablaze*
 

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whoa....Akira has creepy powers...she can see wat Mira and Riku are doing *gasp*

Kairi and Sora have settled their differences....sort of......

watever... post the next Ch!!
 

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woa akira is the shizz nit. Great chapter, sora and kairi r bac together!!

today is a happy day.
 

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Yep Oh happy day
Starts to sing "Oh happy dayyy.."
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: [Dies]
 

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*puts gun back into holder*

sry bout that,he couldnt sing worth shit. My ears r still bleeding.
 

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eeeeeeeeek ur supposed to be dead!!!

this is sixth sense all over again!!! *sob*
 

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BabyGurlkhffx113 said:
anyways, yea great. I would really actually want to be kairi rightt here.you kow hat im sayin..lol ^.^)
Oh yeah I see, gettin boned by Sora, yeah!! xD

YOU ARE SUCH A LIL FREAK-A-LEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!

oh and she starts talking now because it was an emergency and she never felt she needed to before. =\
 

eughey

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thats ur little sis that wants to get boned by sora right?? lol jeeaze this is even to much for me.
 
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