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Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)



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eughey

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i hate snow, it is cold.

Never eat yellow snow, it may look like an icy drink, but dont be fooled.
 

KingGabriel_VXI

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Hey I made this decision thingie. Me and my gf arent doing too good, and Im thinking I should dump her cause how she treats me, but I dont want to. So im waiting until my fanfic ends to see if things are any better between us and if they are, I wont dump her, I may eeven try finishing KH in Highschool thingie. But if they arent, im dumping her and leaving the forums.
 
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NO DADDY YOU CANT LEAVE!!! (stars crying) dont leave me here lol
 

King Cloud

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Me OH NO!!!!!!! GABRIEL IS HAVING PROBLEMS!!!!!! QUICKLY MY SERVANTS....DO SOMETHING USEFULL!!!!!!

servants: *run around breaking things*
Me: YOU CALL THAT USEFULL?!?!?! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE EXECUTED TOMORROW AT SUNRISE!!!!

Scribe: but sire you already executed the executioner

Me:..........FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF!!!! *executes everyone at sunrise o_O*
 

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Youre gonna love this one.

Meanwhile...Sora and Kairi are cuddled up together to stay warm.
Sora: So-(teeth chatter) C-c-c-cold!
Kairi: shivers)
Sora: Hot shower?
Kairi: Hot shower!
They run into the shower room. Sora turns the knob and waits for the water to come out.
Sora: …
Kairi: Warm water!
Nothing comes out...3 minutes later…
Kairi: ...So where is it?
Sora: The thing is frozen solid.
Kairi: Great, now what?
Sora: Coffee?
Kairi: Coffee!
They run down for coffe...3 more minutes later…
Sora: runs) You’ll never catch me, copper!
Kairi: You can run but you can’t hide! (chases him)
They’re hyper now and running around playing coppers and robbers. Sora hides under the covers and Kairi sneaks over and smacks him on his butt.
Kairi: spanks his butt) Aha! You’re going to the big house!
Sora: Noo! Please!
Kairi: Can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.
She puts some hand cuffs on him.
Sora: Where'd you get those from?
Kairi: Under the bed.
COUGH!
Sora: Oh....Where's the key?
Kairi: What key?
Sora: ...-
Kairi: ...-
Sora: These are stuck on me?!!!
Kairi: ...Oopsie.
Sora: Oopsie? OOPSIE?!!
Kairi: Ummmm. (steps back)
She steps on the keys.
Kairi: LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
Sora: Get these handcuffs off of me!
Kairi: First you have to go to jail.
They will never grow up.
Meanwhile....
Tidus: sleeps)
Selphie: sleeps)
........Myra and Akira are eating popcorn.
Akira: chews) Where do babies come from?
Myra: Don’t talk with your mouth full.
Akira: swallows) But where do they come from?
Myra: ...From the Easter bunny.
Akira: What’s the Easter bunny?
Myra: A bunny.
Akira: I came from a bunny?
Myra: Yeah.
Akira: I knew daddy was lying when he said that I came from your butt hole.
Myra: ...
Mwhahahahaha-The next day it is no longer cold, but HOT!
Sora: sweats) (pushes covers on Kairi)
Kairi: pushes covers on Sora)
Sora: pushes covers on Kairi)
Kairi: pushes covers on Sora)
Sora: pushes covers on Kairi)
They get tangled up in the covers...pathetic.
Kairi: rolls around in covers)
They fall off the bed and wake up.
Sora: What the hell?!?!
Kairi: SORA!!!
Sora: What!
Kairi: See what you did!
Sora: stands up) I can’t get out of the covers!
Kairi: rolls out of the covers) See ya. (goes in bathroom)
Sora: Wait up! Kairi!
Sora is still tangled.
Meanwhile...Akira is still planning on how to get revenge on Riku.
Akira: looks out window) Sigh. This is never gonna work.
voice: Why don’t you make a fire?
Akira: But that would hurt everybody!
voice: Not if it’s on Riku.
Akira: Ohh. I see.
voice: Daddy better know how to stop, drop, and roll.
Akira starts to laugh evilly.
Akira: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Myra comes in the room.
Myra: Was that you?
Akira: …
Myra: You sounded devilish. (picks her up)
Akira: I wanna stay by the window!
Myra: Oh. (sets her down) It’s hot by the window.
Akira: I’m cold.
Myra: Ok…Don’t faint...Don’t faint. Faint faint...Don’t faint....Ok, don’t faint.
See how well her memory has improved?
Akira: ...I think u need some rest, mommy.
Myra: Huh? ....Damn it! It’s so hot in here.
Akira: Ooh! You said a bad word!
Myra: covers mouth)
She runs in the kitchen. Riku happens to be walking outside now.
Riku: Time to go swimming. (walks to the ocean)
Akira: looks out window) Bwahahaha! (casts fire) Die!
Riku's hair catches on fire.
Riku: It’s really hot out here. It feels like...like the fire is on...MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!
Riku runs around in circles.
Riku runs into the ocean and extinguishes his hair.
Akira: Damn it! (casts more fire)
Riku dodges it and runs into the house.
Riku: Someone is trying to kill me!
Akira: Why won’t anything work?!!
voice: Because you’re aiming at him! You need to do something and not be concerned about other people!
Akira: Then OTHER people would get hurt!
voice: Try setting a trap…Use your mom.
Akira: Mommy?
voice: Your daddy won’t be able to resist!
Akira: ...How will mom feel about that?
voice: I don’t care about your damn mama! You-
Akira: Leave me alone!
Akira starts to cry and Myra runs in.
Myra: What’s wrong?! (picks Akira up)
Akira: He keeps messing with me!
Myra: Who?
Akira: Him!
She points at the ground.
Myra: Who is him?
Akira: The voices in my head!
Myra: ...You need popcorn. (carries her into the kitchen)
In the kitchen...
Akira: Mommy?
Myra: Hm?
Akira: Where did you get that scar?
Myra: What scar?
Akira: The one on your forehead.
Myra: Oh...that...Back after my mom died...My dad would abuse me when I was little. One day, me and Tyra were drawing pictures and we had paper and crayons all over the floor. He came home and lost it when he saw it. Tyra, being the smart one, she ran. I got a glass thrown at my head.
Akira: ...Soo…Daddy didn’t give you that scar?!
Myra: No! Riku would never try to hurt me!
Akira: But he threw a cup at you!
Myra: He didn’t throw it AT me!
Akira: So he doesn’t beat you?
Myra: Noo! Why would you think that?!!!!
voice: She's lying Akira!
Akira: I’ll be rite back!
Akira runs into the bathroom and slams the door.
Myra: Whatever happened to "May I be excused”?
Akira: Person, sir?! You lied to me! I knew daddy wouldn’t hurt mommy! Now leave me alone!
voice: What?! Your mom lied to you! She's a stupidass liar!
Akira: cries) Stop being a bully!
voice: I should’ve known! A weak, stupid brat like you couldn’t help me.
Akira: I’m not a brat!
voice: Tomorrow, your dad will pay!
Akira: Noo! Please, no!!! Mr.?? Don’t hurt daddy!!!
Akira cries harder.
Akira: Mommy!
Myra: runs in) What?!
Akira: He's gonna hurt daddy! (clings to Myra's leg)
Myra: Who’s gonna hurt daddy?
Akira: Him! (points at floor) HIM!
Myra: What are you talking about?!
Akira: His name is "Me" and he won’t leave me alone!
Myra: ...You need rest! See what happens when you run into everything!
Akira: No one will believe me!
She runs to the bedroom, hops on the bed, and hides under the covers to cry. Myra follows.
Myra: Akira? (pokes her) Don’t-
Akira: Go away! (sobs)
Myra: …. (leaves)
Doesn’t she know that she isn’t supposed to let Akira yell at her like that?
Voice: Let’s get back at your mom! She-
Akira: Shut the F**k up!!! (weeps)
voice: ...Brat.
 

eughey

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lmao akira cursed. Damn voice they r always so mean.

voice:that was harsh
eughey:eek:k well i meant to say that most voices r mean, but not u.
voice:eek:k but u should really be more considerate and think before u make accusations.
eughey:i am sry. High five *slaps air*
 
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