Worst/ Funniest Videogame Quote!

[mistyElk0]

Just as the title says. What's the worst/ funniest videogame quote you can think of?

Just state what game it from, post the quote and say why it's bad. It can be a funny quote too.

Here's mine.

From Kingdom Hearts
"Kairi... Kairi's inside me?

It just doesn't sound right.

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

I don't know what the games from, but it's just hilarious.

All your base, are belong to us.

lol

 

[quitejaded]

Engrish in general is just hilarious.

Somebody set up us the bomb!
What you say!!
Anyway, its from Zero Wing.

 

[chaoschao]

"Let me see...P..Pl...Playb...nope, it's not here"
-Character in a Final Fantasy Game looking on a book shelf. I think you can guess what he was looking for...and no, I forget the the game. I think it was V.

 

[Hollow Bastion]

The AYB thing has to be the greatest. I mean, who can hate this:

"You have no chance to survive make your time."

Woo..gotta love those crappy translations for Zero Wing.

 

[sealightbreeze]

I like the saying Paine does in Final Fantasy X-2. When for the password in Zanarkand (at least I think it is there...)she says "How about kick its' $%#" that one really made me laugh. I did not expect something like that in the game.

 

[Winged Mirage]

(Cloud, Tifa and Barret going up lots of stairs in the Shinra building in FFVII)

Barret: Are we there yet?

Tifa: no

Barret: ............................Are we there yet?

Tifa: no........

Barret:...................... Are we there-

Tifa: NO WE'RE NOT THERE YET AND IT WILL BE A LONG TIME BEFORE WE DO GET THERE!!!!!

Or somewhere along those lines, it's been a while since I've played it.