WTF moments in Kingdom Hearts....2!

[TeeCee1010]

When everyone thought that Goofy was dead. I was like, "What, no, you guys are dumb, that's impossible, Disney would never let Goofy die why would you even think that."

And how easy the game was. I beat it in four days, while KH1 took me forever.

 

[Reika]

Atlantica was mine. I swear I could feel my brain cells killing themselves when I played that part of the game.
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[UnstoppableSound]

Definitely the part where Mickey tells Donald and Goofy to take Sora away (during the siege of Hollow Bastion, right before you fight the 1000 Heartless and fight alongside Tifa and all them), and Donald and Goofy end up not taking Sora but following him into the fight. Sora whispers something that you can't hear. That was the stupidest moment in the game. I'm unsure if he says..."I Love You" or "Thank You". Completely unnecessary, not to mention Mickey is like scouting the battle field behind them for 20 minutes for no reason.

 

[Enri]

The Roxas job part.

It took me for freakin' ever to get all that money, and Riku steals it.

 

[MasterHearts7762]

When I saw Pete as a lion the first time in Pride Lands.

I was...horrified.

This.


Atlantica.

Goofy glomp'd Sora.

Sora Donald and Goffy tickle attacked Tron via Ansem's computer

Tron huggled Sora and then jumped into a hole.


wtf.

 

[Chakolat Strawberry]

The parts in the game that were homosexual.
Wait, that's like, everything. ;w;

There's Pete as a lion.
Goofy humping Sora's face, them him and Donald started pretty much raping him.
Donald raping Mickey at HB.
Sora, Donald and Goofy skipping around after waking up.
Sora grabbing Riku's ass.
Sora crying at Riku's feet.
Xemnas' child molester smile.
Kairi with a Keyblade.
Kairi jumping off a balcony, getting attacked by Heartless, and not dying.
Axel's gay moment before he died.
When AtW was about to s'plode and Sora was running after him (seriously dood, you don't even know the guy!)

All this just took me not even five minutes (lul theyre all from kh2)
EDIT: Eh. Some things I said people already brought up.

 

[TeeCee1010]

When AtW was about to s'plode and Sora was running after him (seriously dood, you don't even know the guy!)

this is just great.

 

[animefreak!]

Mine-
-Sora singing!!Terrible
-Sora and riku's gay moment(sora holding riku's hand and crying)
-Pete being a lion
-that i went through all the work in the 1st game to deafeat "ansem" to find out that wasn't ansem and it was xenhort(i was mad lol)
-I didn't know i had anti-form and it randomly shows up in halloween town
-Sora excited about "Sandy Claws"
-Sora becoming a dice when battling luxord
-when fighting Xigbar the floors keep changing its soo annoying and he's shooting you like crazy
-the dancing nobodies fling you across the room
-sora can beat the nobody with its own weapon and its pretty much twice the size of sora
-when those lasers are attacking you and you have to press X for sora and triangle for Riku
-mickey with an orginization coat,YOU CAN CLEARLY TELL HE's MIckey!!just look at the fricken ears!!wow
-kairi with the keyblade
-sora donald and goofy skipping around in a circle
-at the end of the game looked like goofy was humping sora eww
-sora and riku falling from the sky and majically arrived at destiny islands
-yuna rikku and paine

 

[Theart]

Becoming a die during the Luxord battle
Gay moment between Sora & Riku
Atlantica in general is a WTF?!
Sora wanting to become the king of Pride Rock
Sora's immaturity through out the game
Sora dancing with Donald and Goofy when he wakes up
Making that dumb face in TWTNW

 

[Keyblade Spirit]

My big ones are:
1. ANTIFORM GRABS LEDGES WITH HIS FOOT LOLOLOL
2. The Urinator RC. WTFZ0RS!?

 

[DJQuackQuack]

-Tifa in general. Name one scene she was in that couldn't have just used any other character.
-Tron's molestation hug right before committing suicide.
-MC's voice which could have been used for a virtual version of the Saw movies.
-When Belle manages to momentarily incapacitate Xaldin, grab the rose, and run as fast as a legless turtle, open and close the door. All of this, when you as the bearer of the powerful Keyblade got pwned multiple times by Xaldin's over powered self.
-Axel's death. Pointless in that Sora could easily take on 1000 hearltess all by himself and not break a sweat, but lets say about 100, 200 at most, Dusks arrive and now someone needs to kamekaze in order to win? Sad Sora, sad...
-Pluto's existance. HOW does he always appear in the right places? WHY does no one question him being there? Just not right...

 

[Laz]

sora begging in the floor for kairi.
Atlantica
all the soriku moments.

 

[Keyblade Spirit]

-Pluto's existance. HOW does he always appear in the right places? WHY does no one question him being there? Just not right...

Y'know, I always thought Pluto had some sort of special powers that'll give him a purpose in BBS.

 

[Relix]

-Sora getting on his knees for Saix, seriously,
Saix: Oh damn you really got on your damn knees! Xigbar come see this!
Xigbar: What?
Saix: He really did it!
Xigbar: No way!
Saix: Yeah! Man you must really care about her...but jeez...sort of awkward though...we weren't going to let her go in the first place so...yeahhh. But really, good job. Bravo man. You really care...really care. Keep it up.

 

[DJQuackQuack]

Y'know, I always thought Pluto had some sort of special powers that'll give him a purpose in BBS.

coughmainvillianinKH3cough

 

[qster]

the best WTF for me came when in the final battle Riku and Sora were surrounded by a million of those laser things and no matter how fast you jammed the x button you still lost health.

My cousin, who is barely a KH fan, noticed this before I did. When I saw Pete as a lion, Atlantica, and all the gay Sora moments. Oh, and his Aloha! attack with Stich. WTF!?!?!

 

[RememberRoxas]

-stich makes out with sora
-and i was messing aroung with gameshark today,and i was approaching sepiroth in final form(was going to use it during battle;had a code that allowed solo drive transformation)and sora froze and went in a t-stance,like a doll,and never went out of the form.Had to restart.
-demyx confrontation in HB.Where he goes "huhuhuhuhuuhh...."and dances.
-The japanese voice of Genie

 

[Hamster Lord]

when sora is shocked when she hugs him cuz he's like HUH? why does he cry over Riku Sora's not gay.

 

[Hamster Lord]

-Sora getting on his knees for Saix, seriously,
Saix: Oh damn you really got on your damn knees! Xigbar come see this!
Xigbar: What?
Saix: He really did it!
Xigbar: No way!
Saix: Yeah! Man you must really care about her...but jeez...sort of awkward though...we weren't going to let her go in the first place so...yeahhh. But really, good job. Bravo man. You really care...really care. Keep it up.

I don't think that's weird cuz he's not gay.

 

[Rabgix]

MIne are as follows.

- Xaldin stunned by Belle.
-Demyx being supa hard on me.
-fighting the groundshaker thinking "WTF THEY EXPECT ME TO THAT!!??!"


I also had a major one in COM when axel kills vexen.