You know you're a KHI Newb

[Dogenzaka]

-When you actually put a "reason" for editing your posts.
-When you try to change the topic to matchmaking KH couples in the chat room.
-When you post threads that nobody answers, and take the response as "Maybe they didn't hear me" *post again*.
-When you pick up 4chan memes and don't know what they are.
-When you post threads in the KH2 section on how to post a signature.
-When you innocently rip ugly signatures and bluntly admit it.
-When you ask questions that stickies answer. When members point you to the stickies, you simply ignore, and post again.
-When you have KH dialogue quotes in your signature.
-When you wear one of the default avatars.
-Wen u type liek dis.
-When you actually post in the KH2 section stickies.
-When you realize there's more to forums.khinsider.com than the 3 forums at the top.
-When you are willing to buy a next-gen console based solely upon if KH3 is coming out on it.
-When you ask a question in a thread, and apologize 15x as if someone was going to murder you for wanting to know something.
-When you treat the mods like royalty in hopes they will make you a mod, when it's the admins that appoint modship.
-When you ask for rep everytime you do something nice.
-When your signatures suck up half the servers bandwidth.
-"There's a KH2 Final Mix?!?!?!?!!!!!"
-When you think Sora/Roxas are gay with Riku/Axel.
-When you lose an argument, your comeback is that whoever is arguing against you most positively has no life, because he's on an internet forum.
-When you (seriously) date someone here that you don't know in real life.
-When you spend hours in KH2 trying to look up Kairi's skirt.
-When you go to kh2.co.uk for KH news.
-When you post pictures of yourself when obviously no one wants to look at you.
-When you link to PUT in your profile (Pointless Unrelated Things).

Got any more?
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[Gullwing Yunie]

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-When you spend hours in KH2 trying to look up Kairi's skirt.

LOL!

Here's another one:
-When you post something that has nothing to do with the topic of the thread

 

[Zaraki]

- when you have under 300 posts

 

[Joe]

- Post a thread asking where you should post another thread.
- Flip out whenever someone says Riku and Sora are homosexuals.
- Post a "When is KH2:FM+ coming out?" thread.

I've got more, but that'll do for now.

 

[Iwrestledabearonce]

- When you post a "ZOMG NOMURA CONFIRMED TO ME THAT KH2: FM IS COMING OUT IN U.S. I WENT TO JAPAN TO VISIT HIM AND HE TOLD ME LOL YESSSS!11"

- When you have a name like "SoraNdKairi4ever"

- When you're willing to kill somebody for a videogame release in the U.S. *NEWSFLASH: YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PLAY IT IF YOU KILLED SOMEBODY. YOU'D BE IN A FEDERAL PRISION GETTING BUTTRAPED.*

- When you constantly call members that have at least a year on the site "newbs" and claim that they have "No leif."

- When you lose an argument, you ignore it like it never, EVER happened, and post your question again.

- When you think that you're above everyone else, and you're the best this forum has ever seen.

- When you suck.

- When you constantly try to sound intelligent by incorrectly spelling words, such as "teh" or "az".

- When you keep PMing Xaldin, or some other equally important icon on KHI with "Z0MG KAN I ADD U 2 MSN" or "LOL KAN U GIEV ME UR JAP PS2 ND FM!?/1>/"

- When you go into the Role-Play section, type a one-liner, and expect to be crowned "Role-Player Of The Year".


All I can think of.

 

[Dogenzaka]

- When you suck.

lol

-When someone asks you what are your religious beliefs, and you reply with quotes from the KH universe.
- When you think Xaldin is the reincarnation of Nomura.

 

[Iwrestledabearonce]

Before I hit the books, I must say this.

- In school, or at home, instead of putting a naughty magazine behind your book, you put a game magazine filled with KH/CoM/KHII pictures.


Not really a KHI thing, but an addicted to KH thing. Still funny.

 

[snowdog]

- When you only joined recently.

>.>;

Anyway, those are funny. :3

 

[Prophet]

When you don't know what CoM, BHK, DWU, AU, or anything else like that stands for

(When I first joined I was so confused by all the acronyms. I went around for a week thing CoM referred to the .com of this website)

 

[quiteMAD]

-When you ask a total stranger his/her real name, age, and place of residence.

-When your name is full username is one word (kikyowhereareyou).

-When you use the FI section as you're own personal blog spot.

-When you ask a question that has CLEARLY been answered in the thread you just posted in.

 

[Infinity's End]

- When you say "GTFO NONSENSE" In the KHI nonsense section.
- When your part of a fanclub based on a KH character.

D:

 

[Ðari]

-When you phail (for various things)

-When you get flammed by The Marauder (A recognized n00b at that point).

-When you post a thread to introduce yourself in desperation to make friends.

-When your obsessed with the Characters of KH-KH2 as if they were "real."

-When you confuse newb with n00b (Quite common actually).

 

[Iwrestledabearonce]

-When you ask a total stranger his/her real name, age, and place of residence.

-When your name is full username is one word (kikyowhereareyou).

-When you use the FI section as you're own personal blog spot.

-When you ask a question that has CLEARLY been answered in the thread you just posted in.

I SMELL ANGELSINFLIGHT REFFERENCE.

Also, I don't care if I made her name wrong. She's a stupid person, nobody cares.

 

[Eternal Dream]

- When you go though and flip off a mod.

Sorries, best I could think of. My brain's fried at the moment.

 

[scubasteve]

-When you advertise half-ass invision free or whatever forums in your sig.

-When you post in the nonsense section with the slightest hopes of being funny.

-When you're in a fanclub, or in any kind of gang/clique/organization that just so happens to be in the fanclub section.

-When you PM someone, asking to be buds.

-When you have forum families or whatever that nonsense is.

-When you don't how to get to the chat.

-When you make threads to make people feel sorry for you.

-When you think blurt out those memes from 4chan, even though you haven't the slight idea of what it is.

-When you use spaces between punctuation. (Ex: This is a sentence .)

-When you think you're funny, but yeah, you're not.

-When you use bad grammar.

-When you end a post with less than 25 characters, and like to redeem yourself with a "25252525."

Yeah, that's it for now.

-When you spend hours in KH2 trying to look up Kairi's skirt.

Is that even possible?

 

[Monkey]

-When you have KH dialogue quotes in your signature.
-When you actually post in the KH2 section stickies.
-When you're in a fanclub, or in any kind of gang/clique/organization that just so happens to be in the fanclub section. (Dont most people do this?)
-When you have forum families or whatever that nonsense is.
-When you get flammed by The Marauder (A recognized n00b at that point). <--Doesnt everyone get flamed by him? =P
--When your name is full username is one word

xD I am guilty of all of these. And actually, when I first joined KHI I did most of the stuff in Dogenza's posts. It's just a part of being a KH Fan and joining this site.

 

[scubasteve]

(Dont most people do this?)

eheheheh no.

No they do not.

 

[franklin]

i dunno if anyone has said this but
-when you eat cheese pizza at the computer when you could be eating mushroom and sausage

 

[Joe]

-When you're in a fanclub, or in any kind of gang/clique/organization that just so happens to be in the fanclub section.

That's a bit unfair, since for the most part once you've become an older member you really don't have many other places to go.

Now it's understandable to say this if you joined the site just to be in this section, otherwise it's slightly unfair to many of us.

Role-playing can relieve some boredom, but not keep you completely occupied.

Graphics is about the same.

But otherwise, not many other areas oftenly have topics that are somewhat old or not so interesting, not saying it's all, but after you've found one you like and post then there is that waiting period for a response.

See my logic?

 

[Carbunkel]

---THREAD FAILS---


Becuase the term you are going for is "n00b."

If it were "newb", you would have to bring terms of join date, amount of posts, and their behavior and awarence of details on this forum. :<

Furthermore, any "n00b" that would read this would (a)deny the fact they are, (b) post an idiotic comeback post (I.e. nuwayz i aint no noob, ur a n00b!), or (c)agree with it and make their own post such as the following:

i dunno if anyone has said this but
-when you eat cheese pizza at the computer when you could be eating mushroom and sausage