You Know You've Played Too Much KH When...

[luciferian_oath]

-when you've all ninety nine game slots and say" thats it! I was just getting start!" they buy another memory card to play on

 

[SorasPurity10]

lmao!! alright, heres mine:
You know you've played to much Kingdom hearts when:
- You go to disney wold and wonder why the heck Donald And Goofy are hanging around the magic kingdom when they should be with Sora.
- you start to refer to Mickey as 'the king" or "kun-foo ninja Mouse" (all my friends and me are guilty.)
- you search disney world for any scrap of kingdom hearts merchandise you can find and curse Michael izner when you can't even find a damn keychain!
- You have a battle cry around school for your favorite character ( Sexy Riku forver!!)
- you have your own fanfiction ( at least 7 for me.)
-you refer to the blonde haired kid as "blondie."
- your whole families into the game and has a file on your memory card --.--
- you made a movie of the game by recording every single cut-scene onto a blank tape ( it took me two.)
- Disney villains seem to be more of a threat.
I could go on and on, but these are the basics.

 

[electrikeyblade14]

~rewrite the kh script & making you 1 of the main characters
~incorporate pictures of keyblades in your work in art class
~beat up your cousin for saying kh was stupid
~beat up your brother 'cause he stepped on the cd
~beat up your brother more 'cause it's not fair japan gets kh(1,com,2) first
~make a mini keyblade out of clay
~continuously draw kh characters on every scrap of paper you can find
~buy stratagy guides and read them for fun
~ruin your computer from downloading kh crap
~dream of one day finding a gummi ship and flying to destiny islands to journey with sora
~buy sountrack and memorize all the lyrics you can
*I AM GUILTY OF ALL OF THESE THINGS!*

 

[kizzyke]

I should just say that you have played KH too much when

- you know every single conversation that has been said in the game
- you start to laugh in the middle of the classroom when you notice teachers use words or signs from the game
-you keep on sending reply's to every thread of KH there is
- you keep on changing/defending your own theories until they fit the thruth
- you smile at every guy that has hair like BHK, Sora or Riku
- you notice everyone of your friends has run of because you can't stop talking about it
- You use sentences from the game in your tasks
- you start to call every cute guy a BHK

=> I'm guilty (Have experienced them all)

 

[Luminara]

- freak out everytime your mother thinks you're going insane because you can't stop
repeating the poem ( ones born of the heart and darkness)
- You go crazy caus you can finally talk about all of this and find people that are actually as
crazy about this as you are
- when you read this entire list and can actually say about a lot of things "GUILTY"
Trust me I can!

 

[blobbity]

when u cant wait for kh2 an write ur own

 

[riku_124]

DJR409: bak
Xriku124X: cool
Xriku124X: nice icon
DJR409: heh ,thanks
Xriku124X: im sorry every time i come over i ask for a game
Xriku124X: and i wont leave you alone aobut it
Xriku124X: http://forums.kingdomhearts2.net/showthread.php?t=10913
DJR409: lol
Xriku124X: ~ You start swinging an imaginary sword at fake heartless
Xriku124X: i do that!
DJR409: cool
Xriku124X: --your mom asked what you're most excited for that coming school year, and you said KHCoM and KH2!!! *then proceeded to do a sacred KH dance*
DJR409: yay
Xriku124X: --honestly thought it was your life's goal to save Riku from the darkness
DJR409: lol
Xriku124X: ~ You believe your teacher is a heartless
Xriku124X: ~when you know more about whats going to happen in KH2 than the producers ( probbably
DJR409: cool
Xriku124X: When you are convinced that one of the main characters is your soulmate.

Xriku124X: ~When you hear a person making fun of Kingdom Hearts, you go berserk on them and start throwing keys at the person screaming "Strike Raid!!!"
DJR409: sweet!
Xriku124X: - You get into a fight and say "My weapon is my heart!" (Then you get the crap beaten out of you)
Xriku124X: -When you start singin Simple and Clean in the shower
DJR409: woah!....
DJR409: lol
Xriku124X: You call Legos Gummis.
Xriku124X: ~when you believe that your school principle is Ansem (guilty)
Xriku124X: ~think about kingdom hearts every single day (guilty)
DJR409: Good
Xriku124X: b. you want to buy a keyblade.
Xriku124X: c. you think calling people "Ansem" is an insult.
DJR409: BBBBBBB!!!!!!
DJR409: lol
DJR409: how's my game?
Xriku124X: When you organize a cult to worship Kingdom Hearts
Xriku124X: ive tried to do that.... lol
DJR409: lol
Xriku124X: i ahvent tried it yet
DJR409: okay
Xriku124X: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im gonna post htis whole convey
DJR409: kk
Xriku124X: sorry i was afk
Xriku124X: - you start to refer to Mickey as 'the king" or "kun-foo ninja Mouse" (all my friends and me are guilty.)
- you search disney world for any scrap of kingdom hearts merchandise you can find and curse Michael izner when you can't even find a damn keychain!
Xriku124X: ~dream of one day finding a gummi ship and flying to destiny islands to journey with sora

Xriku124X: - you notice everyone of your friends has run of because you can't stop talking about it
- You use sentences from the game in your tasks
Xriku124X: - You go crazy caus you can finally talk about all of this and find people that are actually as
crazy about this as you are
- when you read this entire list and can actually say about a lot of things "GUILTY"
Trust me I can!
GULTy of it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

youvep alyed to much kh when you go to school and stab your princible with your house key and get suspended for voilence ( not guilty)
when you are offically redemmed rejecct not only by school but your fammily for playing to much kh (guilty)
tried to get your 43 year old dad to paly kh ( guilty)
littarally threatned to kill soemone if they said that kh was stupid
said kh poams for languges ( guilty) (crummy languge teacher failed me 2
I love you guys you are better ifnreds then alot of my firneds we cna tlak about worlds of things me and my (non-internet) dfirneds tlak aobut i jsut wanna say

THANK-YOU

 

[NeoCloud]

~ when you can sing both the remix and normal version of Simple and Clean

I guess I've played too much Kingdom Hearts.

When you run every KH site known to man

 

[blobbity]

i guess u know when youve played it to much when you start seeing heartless appear in your house an u pull out ur keyblade an beat em all and then u pay over $5000 to fix the house

 

[basic]

~your having a test and the only thing you answer is kingdom hearts
~when you see lion king the movie you will try summoning simba
~when your little brother/sister is reading winnie the pooh you try to go in the book

 

[Radical-Edward]

~ when you can sing both the remix and normal version of Simple and Clean

And singing along wth both versions of Simple and Clean in english and japanese, too

 

[kizzyke]

And singing along wth both versions of Simple and Clean in english and japanese, too

I Can

I guess you've played to much KH when

-You start to kick you're brother's/Sister's but because he/She won't let you play KH
-You can say the poems and conversation from kingdom hearts without seeing the words
-you keep on singing songs from KH the whole day
-you link every word you hear to KH
-you searched the singer from Simple And Clean on the internet and asked someone to buy her CD in America because the CD isn't in the stores in Europe...
-you dream about yourself as a character in the game, helping Sora to find BHK, Riku and all the others (and happily falling in love with them too)
-I can go on but i guess it's enough for now

And i can say too that i'm guilty to all of them

 

[shrekdog]

When you start carving a mango into the shape of a star........

 

[Summoner Yuna]

Now you KNOW you've played too many Square Enix games when you:

-glue a canary feather on an emu and call it a chocobo
-start a blitzball tournament in your bathtub
-You loot your neighbors thinking its ok because youre going to save the world....when you need to
-instead of big foot...you look fo moogles
-you go to the bank and ask if you can convert your money into gil
-you hum the overworld map theme wherever you go
-your aeons/summons are actually your pets dressed up
-you loot dead bodies for money and random treasure.

That's all...for now.

 

[shrekdog]

HAHA! they good, especially the Blitzball one!

 

[Summoner Yuna]

Thankyou. Too bad it isnt mine. It was made by some other guy on another forum. I'll send him your claps.

 

[blobbity]

u think a keyblade will come out of nowhere wen ur in trouble

 

[GuardianOfHearts]

When you download "Simple and Clean" from this website, wait till everyone's out of the house, and blast untill you can hear it all the way down the hall.
(I had a very pleasant morning today. : D)

When you print out a thumbnail picture of Riku at 5:00 in the morning because your flight for Florida leaves at 9:00, and then you proceed to put the picture in your satchel, which you carry everywhere (Key West, Cozumel, Ocho Rios, the open sea, it really has been everywhere!) to feel anchored.

Me? Guilty of that? Psht! No way! *clears throat*

 

[Camera Obscura]

-When every sentence you say has the words Kingdom Hearts in it.

I hope no one said this one yet.

 

[Anti-Dark]

you know you've played too much KH when you are having sex and you wonder...

is kairi's this tight?
or...
is riku's/sora's this big?