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So guys, I've been having these ants in my pants, is this normal? I mean, I haven't been near ants that I know of in a while. I heard sometimes people give other people ants in the pants, is this true? Because in that case I'm thinking someone gave me ants in the pants when I was asleep.
Artist's interpretation of giving ants in the pants:
They're really starting to get itchy and sometimes I wake up all sticky and wet in the pants-al area, which is what I assume to be because of the ants drooling and spilling their drinks (I assume this, because ants are animals and have no concept of coasters and such).
There are butterflies in my stomach too, if the ants were not given I'm convinced that they attracted the ants (it might be the other way around too, I'm not to sure because I'm not an insectologist)
So guys, please help me get rid of those ants (and possibly butterflies)
Artist's interpretation of giving ants in the pants:
They're really starting to get itchy and sometimes I wake up all sticky and wet in the pants-al area, which is what I assume to be because of the ants drooling and spilling their drinks (I assume this, because ants are animals and have no concept of coasters and such).
There are butterflies in my stomach too, if the ants were not given I'm convinced that they attracted the ants (it might be the other way around too, I'm not to sure because I'm not an insectologist)
So guys, please help me get rid of those ants (and possibly butterflies)