Fanfiction ► Blinded and original KH Outtakes (for readers of Blinded, my other fic)

[Darkened Heart]

Yes. . .Um. . .Yaoi is mentioned here, so stay faaaaaaaaaarrrrrr away from Ansem's Not-So-Glorious Return. XD

These are general KH bloopers, as well, which are marked.

AND, Destiny (my co-obsessee) will be adding to these.

~ - Fangirl fishing (KH) - ~

Sora: *sitting on the rigging with a fishing pole*
Riku: *in a towel* Get your @$$ down here, Sora!
Sora: No way! I'm never going to forgive you for what you did to Kairi!
Riku: You CAN'T admit you believe her! She's out to get me after I stole her from Destiny Islands and nearly unlocked her heart! And it wasn't even me!
Sora: Tooooo bad. *casts fishing line, with Riku's boxers on the hook*
Riku: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Sora: Fangirl fishing. *evil smile*
Fangirls: I WANT THOSE BOXERS! *stampede over Riku to get to his boxers*

~ - Ansem's Not-So-Glorious Return - ~

*taken from the scene in which Riku rolls over to find the girl staring at him*

Riku: *rolls over*
Ansem: Hello, Riku.
Riku: *screams*
Ansem: Come with me to the darkness.
Riku: WHAT THE HELL?!
Ansem: You got drunk and passed out last night. It was wonderful. . . *smile*
Riku: You can't be saying. . .
Replica Riku: *walks in, brushing teeth* What's going on?
Ansem: *high girly voice* OH! A threesome! It really WAS a wonderful night!

*note: DESTINY DID IT!*

 

[Angel Shards]

O.O

Am officially disturbed.

 

[Destiny]

It was not me!!!!!! It was DH!! It was her idea, i had started it off with Ansem being in his room then she started adding to it. My mind is forever tainted.

This part is taken from the beginning with Sora.

Bump on the Head

Sora was content as he settled down to sleep. Kairi and Riku, he was sure, were both in bed just as he was. There was nothing to worry about. Not his friends, not Heartless, not Ansem, not the Organisation.

It seemed too good to be true, though, that he had managed to brave every obstacle. Was his heart really that strong?

Sora smiled at this. Of course his heart was that strong. That's why he was entrusted with the Keyblade. He wouldn't deserve the Keyblade if his heart hadn't been strong enough. He wouldn't be here if his heart wasn't strong enough.

But something was still nagging at the back of his mind. What could it be?

After trying desperately to sleep, and rolling over at least ten times, Sora finally sat up and gazed out his window. Their island was still intact. There wasn't a darkness enveloping it. There weren't Heartless running rampant.

Stars shot across the sky. Had another world's walls been torn down?

Suddenly overcome by sleepiness, Sora laid down to go to sleep.

"Aw SHIT!" Sora cried. "They moved the set again!" Rubs his head. "Owww my poor head."
(Sora hit his head on his headboard, was a nice calm moment until that little incident)
Directer: "Ok again Sora. take 11527" wow thats alot of lost brain cells.

 

[Destiny]

Day 15 on the set.

Directer" "What are you doing out on the set Riku in your boxers? Your suppossed to be in costume."

Riku: "... Just an experiment...I'm attracting fan girls.

Directer: "Um Riku....you had better run for it.

Riku: What the hell are you talking about? Run from what, i can handle anything."

Directer: turns to co directer, "Call 911."

Riku: Whats your problem! What for!?"

Behind a door near the set that leads to the stairs loud noises are starting to be heard. They keep getting louder and louder until the door bursts open and a whole pack of fan girls are running toward Riku screaming "RIKU!!", "we love you," "your so hot," "wow he's in his boxers!"

Riku: "Aw Sh%t" He starts running, but he's not fast enough as he gets trampled by fan girls...

Sora walks in 15 minutes latter...

Sora: "Hey...Riku...you ok, why are you in a wheel chair with body casts? Did you get beaten up by heartless??"

Riku: "Don't ask..."

Sora: Aw man Riku, i thought you were smarter than that.

Riku: Hey! I was just seeing how popular i really was, you should give it a try sometime."

Sora: "Me? No thanks."


The next day

Directer: "Sora, your scene's up next....umm...Sora...what are you planning on doing dressed like that?" "Do i even bother to ask..."

Sora: "I'm attracting fan girls!" He says with a grin.

Directer: "Sora...save yourself the humility."

Sora: "What are you talking about? I'm not like Riku, i have an escape route."
His grin gets even bigger.

He waits.

The door is wide open, a cricket chirps.

Sora: "Anyday now, they just got lost..."

Sora: "What is this! I'm just as popular as Riku!"

Kairi: runs out onto the scene and gives Sora a big hug. "I'll be your fan girl Sora!"

Sora: sighs, "Just you...only you, this is all i get?"

Kairi: "What! you don't think i'm good enough for you?" She starts to wimper.

Sora: "No i didn't mean it like that Kairi, umm, i , i mean.....

Kairi: "YOU BIG JERK!" Slaps him in the face followed by a a punch and kick, and this goes on until Kairi is satisfied.

Riku: "Man Sora, i didn't think you were THAT dumb. Thats just plain pathetic, you don't even know how to handle women."

Sora In a wheel chair with body casts) "Oh shutup Riku, at least i didn't have it going on with Ansem." And wheels away his wheel chair.

Riku: "WHAT DID YOU SAY! THAT WAS JUST A RUMOR AND A NIGHTMARE YOU HEAR!"


meh, i don't know.....

 

[Darkened Heart]

~ - Hide and Seek (KH) - ~

*Riku wakes up and walks to his closet to get his clothes on*

Riku: SORA?! What are you doing in my closet?!
Sora: *in his boxers, blushing*
Riku: Please don't tell me what I think you're going to tell me. . .
Sora: I-it's not like that! Kairi and I are playing Hide and seek!
Riku: And. . .
Sora: It's. . .strip hide and seek. Kairi's winning.

 

[Destiny]

Riku: "Where are your cloths now?"

Sora: "I think she's selling them on Ebay..."




Sora: "And Riku.....i know you always win at games but...i'm warning you, do NOT pay with Kairi, you would never beat her."

 

[DaRkNeSs2LiGhT]

HAHAHAAAA! thats so funny!

 

[Destiny]

*When Riku, Kairi, and Sora lare ooking out towards the sea at a raft*

Sora: "Looks like our raft we made, remember Kairi?"
Kairi: "Of course I remember."
*someone screaming "Help, Help!"

Riku: "What was that?"
Kairi: " Riku...you did fix that hole in the raft right?"
The raft starts sinking into the ocean.

(sorry got to go to bed, will finish this and edit latter)

 

[RikusGurlkh]

omfg these r so0o funny cept 4 Ansem's Not-So-Glorious return tht was jus a little ya i should have stayed away .. o well keep goin they r like i said b4 so0o funny

 

[Darkened Heart]

More bloopers!!!

~ - Male-Patterned Baldness - ~

(from the scene in chapter four where Riku is yanking Tidus' hair)

Riku: *yanks Tidus' hair*
Tidus: *wig comes off*
Everyone: *screams*
Sora: Male-patterened baldness strikes again! *laughs*

~ - Headache - ~

(from the scene in chapter four where Kairi and Namine arrive at the island)

Sora: *puts arm around girl* *feels sharp pain in head, falls over*
Kairi: *holding oar* If I EVER catch you doing that again, Sora. . .
Sora: Ow. . .My head. . .><

 

[Zezima]

........

 

[Riku_Sora]

Riku: The door....has opened. *holds out hand*
Sora: *Grabs hand*...I'm..ah..holding your hand.
Riku: *blush* I haaaad to hold out my hand.
Sora: Am I gay?
Riku:..Ah..Are you enjoying this?
Sora: Er...Mayyyybe.
Riku: Then yes.
Sora: What about you?
Riku:...Meh.
Sora: Yes or no?
Riku: Yesh, waateva.
Sora: Sweet! Let's go kill Kairi.
Riku: *Gets gun* I'm on it.
(They gaily Skip off to kill Kairi)

 

[Destiny_Seeker]

lol these are hilarious

 

[bluwingangel]

Wow, I hope there is some because these are pretty funny.

 

[KHeart_beat_*]

That's so funny, make more!!!!!

 

[Riku_Sora]

(CONTINUATION OF PREVIOUS POST)

Kairi: lalalalaaaa..I'm Square's biggest Mary Sue since Aeris...Lalalaaaa
Riku: YOU KILLED THE HEARTS OF FANGIRLS!! DIE! *Shoots like nuts*
Kairi: Ahhh! You can't kill me! I'm a Mary Sue! YOU MUST LURVE MEEE!
Sora: IN YOUR DREAMS, WITCH!
Kairi: Nuuuuuu! LURVE MEE! *dies*
Riku: We have lived out the dream of many fangirls.
Sora: SCORE!
Riku: To da bedroom!
Sora: O_________O
Riku: What? I need to clean mah room!
Sora:...Nuts...