We need to talk about Christmas stories and how messed up they would be if people actually got thought about it. Let’s start with a breakdown of a classic: Fristy The Snowman.
These kids make a snowman. They put a magic top hat on it and this pipe smoking snowman with eyes made of black sedimentary rock comes to life, dancing and forcing the children to play with him due to his knowledge of his inevitable melting. A traffic cop naturally tries to stop this madness and the snowman makes a break for it but not before telling the children not to cry because he’ll be back some day.
Anyone else care to bring some examples? I don’t want to list all mine cuz I feel like I would take them all
These kids make a snowman. They put a magic top hat on it and this pipe smoking snowman with eyes made of black sedimentary rock comes to life, dancing and forcing the children to play with him due to his knowledge of his inevitable melting. A traffic cop naturally tries to stop this madness and the snowman makes a break for it but not before telling the children not to cry because he’ll be back some day.
Anyone else care to bring some examples? I don’t want to list all mine cuz I feel like I would take them all