omfg -edits- I'm sorry Kya. xDDD
Anyways yeah, the bloopers suck in my opinion. But I hope you guys like it. <3
Take one. Arriving at Floe.
Marker and ACTION.
Axel looks at the penguin with a slightly hopeful expression, then began his questioning.
Axel: Hey uh, we’re new around here and I was wondering if you could give us direc-
Penguin: Meep.
Axel looks at it with a dumbfounded look, then tries again.
Axel: Sorry but uh..I don’t speak penguin so if you could-
Penguin: Meep!
Axel: Okay this is starting to piss me off.
The producers glance at eachother, baffled, from behind the set.
Penguin: MEEP!
Axel: YOU ASKED FOR IT!
Axel lunges at the penguin and is about to burn it to a crisp when the cast run out and stop him, the directors facepalming.
((Note: No penguins were harmed during the making of this fanfic.))
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Take 4: Axel slides down the hill.
Marker and ACTION.
Axel starts running for Larxene but trips, somersaults and starts rolling down the hill, creating a massive snowball around himself as he does so. (Laughing and groaning is heard from offset)
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Take 5: Storm at the island.
Marker. And ACTION.
Axel looks around frantically for something that had caused the storm, then a pause. It was bright and sunny, it didn’t even LOOK like a storm!
Axel: WHO’S IN CHARGE OF THE STORM EFFECTS?!
Demyx runs on set wearing a toga.
Demyx: Sorry! I told them they were sending the wrong-
Axel: WTF DEMYX?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR CLOTHES?
Demyx: Well I kinda snuck in the wardrobe department and-
Oathy: CUT!! Demyx what are you doing?! You’re supposed to be controlling the storm effects! That’s it, cut the film.
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Take 7: Bar Brawl on Hyaline.
ACTION.
There was an instant uproar as the men started surrounding Axel, who immediately starts throwing matrix moves at them, and pretty much beating the crap out of them. Not to mention he’s wearing the full-on Neo outfit.
Axel: Take that mother-
Oathy: CUT!! Axel what are you doing?! This isn’t the Matrix!
(The whole cast is wearing matrix costumes.)
Oathy: Wha?! Where did you get those costumes?!
Cast: uh...ebay.
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-Behind the scenes-
Axel: I can’t believe this! My hair is ruined! Somebody call my agent! STAT!
Oathy runs in panicked circles, trying to calm the cast who are now in an uproar.
Taro is yelling at the makeup and wardrobe crew, demanding that they redo his hair.
Taro: Are you trying to give me a disease?! It can’t be greasy! I’m not supposed to look like Kadaj for Pete’s sake!
Penguins are running back and forth through the set and making the crew trip over them along with a flustered looking Demyx.
Demyx: Why aren’t I in the story yet? It’s not fair! What’s with all these OC peeps!?
Zexion is trying to read his script while walking and is bombarded with a penguin.
-And the chaos ensues-
Yeah, it sucks. Majorly. I never wrote bloopers before.
But anyways if I ever think of anymore I might post more. But please don’t bug me about it, I’m grounded as it is.
Anyways yeah, the bloopers suck in my opinion. But I hope you guys like it. <3
Take one. Arriving at Floe.
Marker and ACTION.
Axel looks at the penguin with a slightly hopeful expression, then began his questioning.
Axel: Hey uh, we’re new around here and I was wondering if you could give us direc-
Penguin: Meep.
Axel looks at it with a dumbfounded look, then tries again.
Axel: Sorry but uh..I don’t speak penguin so if you could-
Penguin: Meep!
Axel: Okay this is starting to piss me off.
The producers glance at eachother, baffled, from behind the set.
Penguin: MEEP!
Axel: YOU ASKED FOR IT!
Axel lunges at the penguin and is about to burn it to a crisp when the cast run out and stop him, the directors facepalming.
((Note: No penguins were harmed during the making of this fanfic.))
---
Take 4: Axel slides down the hill.
Marker and ACTION.
Axel starts running for Larxene but trips, somersaults and starts rolling down the hill, creating a massive snowball around himself as he does so. (Laughing and groaning is heard from offset)
---
Take 5: Storm at the island.
Marker. And ACTION.
Axel looks around frantically for something that had caused the storm, then a pause. It was bright and sunny, it didn’t even LOOK like a storm!
Axel: WHO’S IN CHARGE OF THE STORM EFFECTS?!
Demyx runs on set wearing a toga.
Demyx: Sorry! I told them they were sending the wrong-
Axel: WTF DEMYX?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR CLOTHES?
Demyx: Well I kinda snuck in the wardrobe department and-
Oathy: CUT!! Demyx what are you doing?! You’re supposed to be controlling the storm effects! That’s it, cut the film.
---
Take 7: Bar Brawl on Hyaline.
ACTION.
There was an instant uproar as the men started surrounding Axel, who immediately starts throwing matrix moves at them, and pretty much beating the crap out of them. Not to mention he’s wearing the full-on Neo outfit.
Axel: Take that mother-
Oathy: CUT!! Axel what are you doing?! This isn’t the Matrix!
(The whole cast is wearing matrix costumes.)
Oathy: Wha?! Where did you get those costumes?!
Cast: uh...ebay.
---
-Behind the scenes-
Axel: I can’t believe this! My hair is ruined! Somebody call my agent! STAT!
Oathy runs in panicked circles, trying to calm the cast who are now in an uproar.
Taro is yelling at the makeup and wardrobe crew, demanding that they redo his hair.
Taro: Are you trying to give me a disease?! It can’t be greasy! I’m not supposed to look like Kadaj for Pete’s sake!
Penguins are running back and forth through the set and making the crew trip over them along with a flustered looking Demyx.
Demyx: Why aren’t I in the story yet? It’s not fair! What’s with all these OC peeps!?
Zexion is trying to read his script while walking and is bombarded with a penguin.
-And the chaos ensues-
Yeah, it sucks. Majorly. I never wrote bloopers before.
But anyways if I ever think of anymore I might post more. But please don’t bug me about it, I’m grounded as it is.
