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Golden_Chocobo

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I'll get the next one up very soon!!!! Very very soon!!!! very very very very soon!!!!! very very very very very soon!!!! In fact, so soon, that i'm going to write it right now!!!!

Episode 10(Part 3):

Kairi: sigh…um producer, I can’t do it…I couldn’t get another person to come…

Producer: WHAT?!!!! HOW DARE YOU NOT GET A PERSON TO COME!!!! THE SHOW IS RUINED!!!!

Kairi: Hey…I tried my best so stop complaining!!!

Producer: I CAN GET YOU FIRED YOU KNOW!!!!

Kairi: GO AHEAD!!!!

Producer: FINE!!!! I’M CALLING IN THE BIG BOSS!!!! COME IN!!!!!

Riku: Yes producer?

Kairi: WTF?!!!!!! YOU’RE THE BIG BOSS?!!!!

Riku: NO SILLY!!!! HE IS!!!!

Simon: HELLO!!!!!! NOW WHAT’S WRONG?

Producer: KAIRI DOESN’T HAVE A PERSON TO COME!!!!

Simon: WHAT?!!! IT’S RUINED!!!! UGH!!!! WE’LL JUST CONTINUE ON WITH THE SHOW…KAIRI…YOU’RE FI-…

Mysterious Voice: HOLD ON!!!!

Simon: Huh? Who are you huh?

Mysterious Voice: YOU WILL NOT FIRE KAIRI…OR MY NAME ISN’T SORA *cough* *cough* Sorry I couldn’t say the last name correcty…I’m have a sore throat…

Kairi: S-Sora?

Sora: You think I would miss your big night? No way!!!! We should stick together!!!!!

Kairi: B-but what about the Blitz Bowl XVVVIIII?

Sora: Ahh…forget about that ok? By the way, it’s the Blitz Bowl XXVII…

Kairi: Ohh…well, let’s get this show on the road!!!!

Number 204: On the boulevard of broken dreams…

Simon: OK!!!! THAT WAS OUR LAST CONTESTANT…NOW FOR THE BIG FINALE…INTRODUCING KAIRI *cough* *cough* Ugh…I couldn’t say the last name correctly…Did Sora give me his flu?

Kairi: THANKYOU EVERYONE!!!! LET’S SING!!!!

Blahh….blah blah blah blah blah blah…blah blah blah blah blah blah…
blah blah blah blah blah blah…​

Simon: WOOHOOOO!!!! YEAH!!!!! THAT WAS AWESOME VERY AWESOME!!! YEAH!!!!!

So the concert was a big hit…Kairi become a bigger star…and Sora’s conscience became clear....On the AMERICAN IDOL STONE BLOCK…listed her family’s name…strangely…there was an extra edition to her family…

Kairi, Kairi’s mom, and SORA…​

Tidus: Uhh…Sora?

Sora: Yes?

Tidus: The Blitz Bowl XXVII is tomorrow…

Sora: …!!

T H E E N D.


END OF THE FIRST SEASON...
 

Golden_Chocobo

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lol thanks...the next season will probably start next year or sometihng...JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK. Maybe tommorow or the day after tommorow or something...or even later...depends on how many posts ppl put in...that are comments...
 

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Dude, that was such a sweet end to the season! Get the next season up VERY quickly, or i won't hesitate to slice you in two....But then you wouldnt be able to make any more. and then...*goes on speaking to self till men in white coats appear outside house*
 

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lol thanks...i will get the next season up like today or tommorow or the day after tommorow or the day after after tommorow...
 

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HEY IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!!

Episode 11(Part 1): Sephiroth’s Haircut!!!!

Description: Sephiroth has a haircut!!!! Riku teaches Sora the ways of flirting!!!!

Sephiroth: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuna: Oh, hey Sephiroth how are you!!!! Long time no see!!!! Wait…wtf!!!!!

Sephiroth: LOOK AT MY HAIR!!!!

Yuna: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!!!!

Sephiroth: Well, I was filming for FFVII Advent Children…so they made me cut my hair…

Yuna: THAT’S TERRIBLE!!!!

Sephiroth: NOW I HAVE TO GROW IT BACK!!!!

Yuna: OMG!!!! THAT’S TERRIBLE!!!!

Sephiroth: LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MASUME BLADE!!!! BECUZ MY HAIR IS SHORT MY SWORD IS SHORT!!!!

The masume blade is a swiss army knife!!!!

Tidus: COOL!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!

Sora: Hmm…hey…look on the bright side…you don’t have much trouble washing your hair anymore…you don’t’ have to worry about getting hot in the sun…

Sephiroth: BUT THE WOMEN DOG!!!!!!!! THE WOMEN!!!! THEY LOVE LONG HAIR!!!! CHICKS DIG LONG HAIR!!!!

Riku: Can’t complain with that…

He swooshes his long hair around.

Sephiroth: HEY!!!!

Tidus: Well…Riku…you haven’t had a girlfriend ever since you started to hang out with Kairi…so…

Sora: Hmm…that’s true…are you losing your touch Riku? Maybe becoming a girl?

Riku: NO!!!!!

Tidus: YEAH NO!!!!! HE’S ALREADY A GIRL!!!!

Riku: NO!!!!!

Sora: Anyways…I think you’re losing you’re touch…

Riku: UGH!!!! I AM SOOOOO NOT!!!! TALK TO THE HAND!!!!

Sora: …

Tidus: He’s gone nuts and coo coo!!!!

Riku: I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU!!!!

Riku takes Sora to the bar!!!!

Riku: Hey girl…how you doing?

Girl: Oh…I’m fine…I’m cool by the way…

Riku: Wanna be girl friend and boy friend?

Girl: Sure!!!!

Riku: Ok…HAHA BEAT THAT!!!!

Sora: I WILL!!!! How are you doing?

Other girl: HMPH!!!!

The other girl slaps Sora.

Sora: WHAT DID I DO WRONG!!!!

Riku: First of all….the hair…I will give you lessons…if you give me 5,000,000 dollars…

Sora: I DON’T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!!!!

Riku: Well then too bad…

Sora: I HAVE SPEARMINT GUM!!!!

Riku: OK I WILL TAKE IT!!!! Well you see…you take out the are in How are you doing…so it won’t look old…like this…How you doing?

Other Other Girl: OH I’M FINE…I’m COOL BY THE WAY…

Riku: See? You try how about that?

Sora: I WILL!!!! How you do ing?

Other girl: HMPH!!!!

The other girl slaps Sora.

Riku: NO NO NO NO!!!! YOU CAN’T LET THEM CATCH YOUR GRAMMAR MISTAKE!!!! THEY WILL THINK YOU’RE DUMB!!!! YOU HAVE TO DO IT FAST…BUT DON’T HURRY!!!!

Sora: Hoyudoing?

Riku: NO!!!! TOO FAST FOOL FOOL!!!!!

A whole bunch of girls stare at Riku. Riku gives them a wink and gives a thumbs up. All the girls faint. Except for Riku herself.

Riku: See?

All the girls on the floor craw to Riku’s will and bow to him.

Riku: YES!!!!

Sora: Wow…you’re pretty good with girls…you can’t beat VINCENT though…

Vincent: YOU ARE VERY RIGHT!!!!

Riku: DRAW!!!!

They do this Texas showdown thing.

Riku: IT IS THE END FOR YOU MY MASTER…

Girl: RIKU YOU’RE BREAKING MY HEART!!!!

Riku: YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME VINCENT!!!!

Sora: Err…master?

Riku: That’s right Vincent taught me everything I know…

Sora: oh…

Vincent: Don’t be too cocky…you cannot win me...

Riku: DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!!

Vincent: ANAK…I mean…RIKU!!!!! Sorry…LISTEN TO YOURSELF TALKING TO ME!!!! YOU HAVE ALMOST KILLED YOUR GIRL FRIEND…err…what’s her name again?

Riku: Don’t know…

Vincent: YOU SEE!!!! YOU DON’T KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIENDS NAME!!!! NOW LET’S DUEL THIS THING…LET’S D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!!!!

Plays the Yugioh theme song.

Riku: FLIRT!!!!

He gives a wink with a thumbs up. Five girls faint to the ground.

Vincent: FLIRT!!!

He gives a wink with a thumbs up. Five girls faint to the ground.

Riku: FLIRTDOKEN!!!!!

He fires a fireball which says flirt and hits six girls. Six girls faint to the ground.

Vincent: FLIRTDOKEN!!!!

He fires a fireball which says flirt and hits six girls. Six girls faint to the ground.

Riku: GRRRR…LET’S TAKE THIS TO ANOTHER LEVEL…HIYA!!!!! FLIRT – ME – FLIRT – ME – HA!!!!!!!!!!

He fires a giant fire beam at ten girls. Ten girls faint to the ground.

Vincent: Impressive…but you can’t beat this…FLIRTSENGAN!!!!

He shoots a giant fireball which says flirt and fires it at twenty girls. Twenty girls faint to the ground.

Riku: GRRRR….HOW ABOUT THIS!!!! HUH!!!!! FLIRTDORI!!!!!

He fires a giant lightling strike that says flirt at fifty girls. Fifty girls faint to the ground.

Vincent: YOU CANNOT DEFEAT HIS ATTACK…IT’S THE ULTIMATE ATTACK…

Riku: N-NO!!!! NOT THAT!!!!

Vincent: OH YES…

Riku: N-NOOO!!!!!

Vincent: OH YES…AMA FLIRTKIRO RYU NO FLIRTO MEKI!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!

It shows a picture of Vincent with muscles and spandex…all the girls in the bar faint…

Riku: WAIT…

Vincent: IT IS OVER I WON!!!!

Riku: I AM STILL STANDING…YOU DID NOT MAKE ME FAINT!!!!

Sora: GASP.

Riku: WHAT?

Sora: YOU’RE STRAIGHT!!!!

Riku: …

Vincent: It seems that was not enough for you…how about some GIRL JUTSU!!!!

Riku: Y-you know girl jutsu!!!!

Vincent: OF COURSE!!!!

Riku: Y-you? HOW?!

Vincent: WATCH!!!! AMA GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL RYU NO GIRL LA GIRL MEKI!!!!

It shows girls in bikinis and bras. Sora faints.

Riku: WAIT.

Vincent: IT IS OVER I WON!!!!

Riku: I’M STILL STANDING HERE!!!

Vincent: IM POSSIBLE!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOSH!!!! YOU DON’T LIKE GIRLS OR MEN!!!!

Riku: BOW TO ME NOW!!!!

Vincent: YES MASTER!!!!

Riku: MUAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Vincent: MUAHAHAA!!!!

Back to Sephiroth and the others…

To be continued…
 

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Me:*unconciocious b/c of the hottness*X_X

Kaze:*pokes me with a stick*....er...I think you killed her..but that chappy was hilarious!!!*takes a pic of Sesshomaru and waves in front of my face*

Me:*mumbling* I sense Fluffy.....must have Fluffy..*eyes snap open* FLUFFY!!!*snaches Fluffy pic & huggles it*

Kaze: I knew that would work! ^_^
 

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LOL THANKS!!!! WELL...MAYBE I WILL MAKE 2 to 5 seasons...if anyone asks this is season 2...i will get the next one up soon...i will probably do one every week maybe...it depends...it depends...

I'm listing a fans list...who ever's a fan, POST HERE...
 
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