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Well, I'll revive again, simply for some good times. Heh. Oh, and yes, Don Patch's was better. Much better. But, mine is okay, I guess.

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NEW STORY ARC: Insanity Is Fine, As Long As It Has A Side-Order Of Muffins

Me: *Banana Phone Still Playing* WELCOME BACK SMILES AND ABC'S. YESTERDAY ON ITALIC FONTS, I WILL WIN THE INSANITY HOLME.
Sora, Riku, Kairi: Uh whaaaaaa-
Me: AHAHAHAHA SPOON IS A GOOD BATTLECRY.
Crazy House Staff Person: Well, he has post-traumatic insanity, due to some sort of song that continues to play in his head.
Sora: Yeah, it's Banana Ph-
Crazy House Staff Person: Ah, Banana Phone. We had 207, 423, 920, 346, 364, 902, 267, 466, 687 patients with that. Yesterday alone.
L: Is it some sort of epidemic?
C.H.S.P. : Well, er, yes, but not very much so. . .
L: I KNOW WHO IS BEHIND THIS MYSTERY!
S, R, K, C.H.S.P. : WHO?!
L: IT'S KIRA!
*Misa Walks In, Smacks L With A Frying Pan, Walks Out*
L: *Fainted*
Sora: Uhmmmmmmmm.
L: *wakes up suddenly* AND KIRA IS. . .
S, R, K: *Sigh* Raito-KUN, right?
L: No, what are you, stupid? It's Ol' Man Cedric!
Riku: . . . Does this "Ol' Man Cedric" you speak of happen to have a trenchcoat, and a green beanie? And dirty sunglasses sometimes?
L: Why yes. How do you know, Riku-kun?
Riku: He gives me heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.
L: . . . Erm. . . . . . . Oooooooooooooookay.
Me: ECNEGLUDNI FLES SSELDNIM KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Group: Is he gonna be alright?
C.H.S.P. : It'll be awhile before he's normal again. I say anywhere from a day to a month.
Group: Ah, well, we'll be on our way. OL' MAN CEDRIC AWAITS!
Riku: And my heroin. KUKUKUKUKUKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.


Next Chapter: THE GROUP (Sora, Riku, Kairi, L, and Misa) Go hunting for Ol' Man Cedric, whom sells Riku Heroin, and might also be Kira! Little do they know the EPIC SURPRISES in store for them!

Random *Chan Member: Lolz story needz moar desu.

Me: DESUUUUUUUUUUUUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.
 
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