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[Atnihs]

must i spell it out for you...in kh selphie likes tidus and yuna decides to gets a makeover to try and keep tidus away from selphie and tidus doesn't know who to choose and so the show decides to help him with it.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Welcome to the kingdom hearts show!
Here are your hosts...
Sora and Riku!

Sora: Hello Austin!
Crowd: Hey Sora!

Riku: Let's interdouce the guests..
Sora: Sephie, Yuna, and Tidus!
Riku: Whoa... Sephie and Tidus have you been growing up?
Tidus: Ya.. I'm older than you now riku.
Sora: Sephie, do you like trains?
Sephie: YES I DO!
Riku: Yuna.. It seems you got a make over and u want Tidus but sephie is in your way..
Is this true?
Yuna: Yes..
Sora: Ok.. A CATFIGHT LETS GET IT ON!!!
Yuna: ERR AHH!
Sephie: EEYAHH!!
*20 mins of catfight*
Tidus: Let's see.. Ah.. Yuna here won!
Riku: let's give a hand to yuna!
*claps claps*
Sephie: Ouch......
Tidus: I'm gonna marry Yuna.
Sephie:

Riku: Thats our short show everyone good day!

 

[Atnihs]

atnihs:YAY SOMEONE USE AN IDEA AGAIN!
shinta:but like the last time it was'nt completely like what you thought!
atnihs:SHUT UP AND LET ME SOAK MY MOMENT!
*odd music plays*
shinta:nut!

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/Wind422/A2.jpg
guess which keyblade it is.

 

[Atnihs]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/Wind422/A2.jpg
guess which keyblade it is.

its oblivion

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

nope.. but this keyblade was used near oblivion.


hint: You didn't use it in KH or CoM

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

anyone who guesses who this is gets to choose a special thing in the show
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/Wind422/B.jpghttp://forums.khinsider.com/showthread.php?t=20301

 

[Atnihs]

ok the keyblade was one winged angel or whatever it was called and this pic is larxene

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

.... both wrong...

Hint: You didn't use it at all.. You've only seen it..
Someone fought with it.

Hint w/ eyepic: It's someone that u didnt kill.

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

It's Vexen's eye, really really close up.

 

[baller4eva14]

Rikus dark keyblade or ansem when he possesed him KH . sorry for not posting i was sleeping you know time is diffrent where i live. so this is my new idea. return guest vincient but wrapped like in hannabal(you know the mask and mental things to hold them) for what he did last time and with cloud and leon. they talk about what roles they have in KH2 and why Cloud released vincient and the first place plus he realeases him again from the hanibal suit from that same reason and vincient goes insane again.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

rikku and baller are right.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Rikus dark keyblade or ansem when he possesed him KH . sorry for not posting i was sleeping you know time is diffrent where i live. so this is my new idea. return guest vincient but wrapped like in hannabal(you know the mask and mental things to hold them) for what he did last time and with cloud and leon. they talk about what roles they have in KH2 and why Cloud released vincient and the first place plus he realeases him again from the hanibal suit from that same reason and vincient goes insane again.

uh.... i don't get it....

 

[baller4eva14]

i had spell binder right and now rikkus weapon so thats 2 story ideas from me unless your talking about my idea. make vincient a special return guest but this time he's wearing a mental suit because for everyones saftey. the other two will be another return cloud and new person leon and make some stuff about them two. after that than ask cloud why did he let vincient join with him and why he freed him in the first place. after whatever you wrote his reason vincient breaks free from his anger and tries to kill everyone

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

welcome to the kingdom hearts show!
Here are your hosts, Sora and Riku!

Crowd: YAyyy Riku!! AND SORA!

Sora: Today... We have...... guests!
Riku: Oh only 1 guest today.. it's.....
Sora: Hmm... Vincent.
Riku: Vincent, did you destroy the set last time u were here?
Vincent: no.
Sora: Hmm he might've have memory loss.
Riku: Today... We have a special obj.
Sora: Me, Riku vs Vincent!
Crowd: YAYY!!

*riku draws out double souleater*
*sora draws out two kingdom keyblades*
*vincent draws a long sniper rifle gun*

Ansem ( announcer ): ON 3! 1 2....3! DUEL!
Sora: Trinity Limit!
Vincent: Leap of the Vampire!
*vincent jumps and slashes sora*
Riku: Dark Firaga!
*vincent jumps 20 ft in the air and shoots riku*
Sora: Strike Raid!
*vincent does a dodge in midair*

*the keyblade comes back, vincent jumps 5 more ft into the air to avoid it*

Sora: Double strike raid!

*throws 2 keyblades*
*vincent does a cool move by stepping on one of the keyblades and jumping to the other one and then shoots sora*

*sora leaps towards him and knocks him out of the air*
Vincent: Flight of the Vampire!
*Vincent lands safely like a airship*
*vincent pulls out a plasma gun and shoots riku and sora*
*vincent looks through the scope on the sniper rifle*
*shoots sora and riku*
Riku & Sora: Double Strike Raid!
*throws 2 souleaters, 2 keyblades at Vincent*
*vincent tries to dodge but it hits him*
*puts some kind of dart in the sniper rifle then shoots at sora*
Sora: UGHH *falls on the floor*
*puts another 1 in*
Riku: UGHHH *falls on the floor*

Ansem: Good night everyone!

*vincent shoots everyone with dual Machine Guns*
Vincent: HAHHA!!!! DESTRUCTION!!

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

i had spell binder right and now rikkus weapon so thats 2 story ideas from me unless your talking about my idea. make vincient a special return guest but this time he's wearing a mental suit because for everyones saftey. the other two will be another return cloud and new person leon and make some stuff about them two. after that than ask cloud why did he let vincient join with him and why he freed him in the first place. after whatever you wrote his reason vincient breaks free from his anger and tries to kill everyone

ok.. i will now.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Welcoem to the kingdom Hearts show!

Here are your host, and new host.
Sora, Riku and Kairi.

Sora: Hello Midgar!

Crowd: Hello SOra!

Riku: We have a new host with us today, her name is kairi.

Kairi: Hi.
Riku: Now on to the guests.
Sora: I don't believe this... Vincent will be making the 3rd return on this show, along with
leon, and cloud.

Crowd: Vincent?!!!

Sora: Relax people, he's in a mental suit.
Vincent: GET THIS STRAIGHT JACKET OFF OF ME!
Sora: Vincent, why did you go and kill everyone?
*vincent gets a traqalizar shot from a mentor*
Vincent: CUPCAKES!
Riku: Ok... Leon, why did you go and attack Sora when u first met him
Leon: He stole my chocolate bar!
Sora: I did?
Riku: Cloud, do you own Sephiroth?
Cloud: HELL YA.
Sora: Cloud, why did vincent join with u and why you freed him in the first place?
Cloud: Well, Vincent looked cool, and i thought a guy in a coffin was cool.
Riku: That was a stupid reason..
Vincent: I'M FREE FROM THIS STRAIGHT JACKET!! DIE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
Riku: RUN LIKE HELL!!!
*Crowd quickly clears up but traffic was heavy on the exit door*
*vincent holds up 2 miniguns and shoots the people*
Sora: OH CRAP RUN! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR!!
Vincent: RARRAHHH AHHH CHOAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vincent-Choas: Multiply!!
*Vicent-Choas multiplies into 10 choas.
Guy from Crowd: HOLY SHI-
*grabs the guy and kills him*
Girl From Crowd: RUN AwaY THEY ARE 10 OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ansem: Good Night all! I'm running away too!

Channel 68 News Channel..
Jan: Hello, I'm Jan here to report a holocust at the Kingdom Hearts show.
5000 ppl died at the show and wait a min... Whats that sound?
*BAM BAM BAM*
Jan: IT'S THE CHOAS RUN!!!
*BAM BAMA*
Choas: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *eats people*

Sora: Aww Hell no.

 

[baller4eva14]

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this is the real S&!t so thats one point from me and one left ok hows about htis next idea

riku sora and BHK will be in it this time and Kairi will be the only host and asking the questions only and they are really gay questions and sora likes them.

 

[Atnihs]

atnihs:how evil can vincent be?
shinta:HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA....i mean...uh...yeah!what he said!
atnihs: o.o
shinta: what?


funny fics

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Welcome to the Kingdom Hearts Show!
Here are your hosts,
Sora, Riku and Kairi

Sora: Hello St.Louis!
Crowd: YAYYY!!
Riku: Let's meet the guests!
Sora: Cap'n Hook, Oogie Boogie, and Aladdin

Riku: Cap'n Hook, it says here you're gay.
Cap'n Hook: Yeep I'm gay, i love u.
Sora: GAY PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE SHOW!! YOU MUST DIE!!
*takes out keyblade and kills cap'n hook*
Sora: Job done..
Kairi: Now, Oogie Boogie, why are you a alive bag of crap?
Oogie: Well I've been eating bugs and saving money on my car insurance by switching to
Geico.
Sora: That joke really gets old these days.
Riku: Ok so, oogie boogie is crap,
Riku: Aladdin, how do you survive the hot, dry,death place in the desert?
Aladdin: I survive by drinking abu's pee.
Sora: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!
Kairi: Ok now, for the finale of the show... Oogie Boogie, and Aladdin must KILL
EVERYONE IN THE CROWD!!
Crowd: *claps*
Kairi: No seriously.
*Crowd: RUN LIKE HELL OR RUN LIKE YOUR GRANDMA IS BEING RAPED AND YOU'RE GOING TO SAVE HER!

*slash slash munch munch dice roll!*

Sora: Why does ppl always get killed on this show?
Riku: Ansem?
Ansem: It wasn't me! *turns off micropohne*
Ansem: HAha it was me!! I shall rule the show with dead people all over it!
Riku: Uh Ansem, ur mic is still on.
Ansem: Really? Oh then i'll be my merrily little way to HELL *runs*

Sora: God people are so stupid these days....
Riku: Like you.