Lyrics to the songs:
Get the Snitch
Harry:
I’ve got to get the snitch
I’ve got to get the snitch
The game is called quidditch, and
I’ve got to get the snitch
Flying through the air on a broom
I try my very best to avoid my doom
But in corner of my eye, it will loom
The snitch!
I’ve got to get the snitch
I’ve got to get the snitch
I’m flying ‘round the pitch
And I’ve really got itch
Draco Malfoy’s very rich
But his mother is a *****
Narcissa:
I’ll push you in a ditch
And I’ll beat you ‘till you twitch
Harry:
This will go without a hitch
Ron:
Sometimes I wish I were a witch!
Harry:
I’ve got to get the snitch-ugh!
Naked Time
Prof. Albus Dumbledore:
It’s naked, naked, naked time!
Naked, naked me!
Naked, naked is so much fun!
So much fun for me!
They might call me a pervert,
They may call me a fool,
But it’s naked, naked, naked time
All around the school!
Wee!
Half-Giant
Hagrid:
I’m a half giant, baby
Half giant, baby
My name is Hagrid
I want you baby
So let’s get it on
Oh, once you’ve have half
You never go back
So get into the groove
And swing down by my shack!
My hygiene is non-existent
But ladies know I’m
Anatomically consistent.
I’m a half giant, baby
That’s all I need.
Snape’s Song (my favourite!)
Snape:
There were oh so many potions in the world
For almost anything that you wished you attained. (or maybe obtain?)
You can bottle fame, and brew glory
But you cannot put a stopper on my pain
There is no potion that can mend a broken heart,
I know this always will be true
There are remedies for impotence
And mind expanding hallucinogens
But there is nothing that can cure my love for you
Ron:
No there is nothing that can cure my love for you. (tears)
Avada Kedavra
Voldemort:
They call me the “Dark Lord, Voldemort”
I’m a sucker for evil of any sort
As long as I get to zap my foes away
And boy, I love this magic spell
I can send my enemies straight to hell
It’s such a blast, I do it everyday
Hey!
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!
It rolls right off the tongue!
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!
Killing people has never been this much fun!
*Saxaphone and tap dancing*
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!
A-vad-a Ke-dav-ra!
