Take Lucretia if You Can!!!!!!

[Nojerom]

And as the three helpless dummies fight each other, I run off with Lucrecia..

 

[blendedhearts]

and while you're watching us fight, one of my heartless trips you and brings Lucretia to me.

Lucretia: how popular am i?

me: will you be quiet, i'm trying to beat Nelo.

Lucretia: are you sure you can?

me: *duct tapes her mouth again* yes.

 

[Nojerom]

Don't you duct tape her mouth, fiend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I squash the heartless and send him a firaga ball, which of course, distracted him.

Me: HAHAHAHA MUAHAHA HAHA HAHA!!!

Lucrecia:

Me: Hey, I saved you!

 

[blendedhearts]

i send a fireball of my own, and since i'm on my pheonix, it's huge. as you jump and dodge it, i steal Lucretia.

Lucretia: what do you guys want with me?

me: well, Mar wants to sell you, i guess Xugoh is doing the same thing, Nelo is just showing off, and i like company.

Lucretia: okay....

 

[Nojerom]

What are you, stalker?!?!?

First of all, Xugoh's in it for kicks, (I think), and Nelo must be half Vincent or something because they apparently "love each other".

I jump up and roundhouse kick you right off your Pheonix. I summoned a Griffin, and rode away with Lucrecia.

Me: Doughnut?

Lucrecia: Um.. Sure.

 

[blendedhearts]

my pheonix catches me and i fly at you at top speed. i jump onto your griffin, knee you in the gut, and take Lucretia.

Lucretia: hey, i didn't get my doughnut! can't i just stay with one of you for a while?

me: depends. *gives her one of my doughnuts*

Lucretia: yay, doughnut! <3

 

[Nojerom]

You sukka! Face my wrath!!!!!

I launch into sword fight with you, and Lucrecia starts eating all out doughnuts.

Me: What?! Stop eating my freakin' doughnuts!

Lucrecia: No >

 

[blendedhearts]

i put more duct tape on her mouth to stop her from stealing the rest of out doughnuts, and quickly knock you off my bird in an amazing show of skillful sword moves.

Lucretia: (wow, that's quite a drop. O.O) i think you're the one trying to show off.

me: what's it to ya?

 

[Nojerom]

As I fall, I spear throw my -unnamed- weapon at your Pheonix, and pierce its torso.

HAHAHA

Eagle catches me.

You're still alive?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[blendedhearts]

i may fall, but he returns to life and catches me and Lucretia just in time.

Lucretia: that was close.

me: yeah well, come on, we need to find somewhere to hide.

 

[Nojerom]

Oh, no, you don't!

I come from behind, and slash your back with a dirk. And while you explode, I kick you off the Pheonix once more, taking Lucrecia, getting doughnuts and running for my freakin' life.

Lucrecia: Must you always be so violent. Violent is not the answer.

Me: No, violence is not the answer. It's the question. And the question is yes!!! XD

I stuff her face with another doughnut.

 

[blendedhearts]

and the answer is yes. get it right next time.

as i fall, my bird catches me and we head you off.

me: Lucretia's mine!

 

[Nojerom]

Ah, well, I have problems of proofreading my words... Sorry. You're quite right, the answer is yes. XD

 

[blendedhearts]

while you're speaking, i take Lucretia, hit you in the back of the neck, and run off.

Lucretia: wow, i've never seen anyone as violent as you guys.

me: we're not violent. now come on before i break your legs and carry you.

Lucretia: O_O

me: gotcha! now come on!

 

[Nojerom]

Oh, lovely, now my neck hurts!!! :cursing:

Funny, the way you threatened Lucrecia and then I broke your hand.

Then I punched you while you were distracted, thus taking Lucrecia once more.

Lucrecia: Doughnuts?

Me: Knock yourself out.

I hide in Tifa's bar.

 

[blendedhearts]

me: oh, hey! what took you so long to get here?

i summon Heartless to attack you. while you're busy with them, i take Lucretia and run off.

Lucretia: wow,you guys are good.

me: yes we are. now be quiet!

 

[Nojerom]

I jump behind the bar, and spray them with water, and then run them through.

Danget! Imma get you, Nick!!!!

I summon Cerberus once more, and chase you.

 

[Xugoh]

I jumpout of nowhere and put blended on a sleeper hold, as he fades away to dreamland i take Lucretia.

Lucretia: Uuuuh, stealthy!

Me:^__^ Yeah i know!

I summon a giant bird and take off.

 

[blendedhearts]

as soon as i wake up, i track down Xugoh and summon a corridor of darkness. i shoot like greased lighting out of it right at Xugoh.

Xugoh: what the-

*SMACK*

Lucretia: O.O

me: come on, before he wakes up!