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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Alex, by the way
God:
Hi, Alex by the way.
Me:
WRONG
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
It's Alex,
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
With a COMMA
God:
You and your a COMMA.
Me:
That's right, b***h
God:
You do not speak with respect. Right on. What were we talking about again?
Me: What is my name?
God: Your name is Alex by the way, seeker.
Me: NO, I WROTE A ****ING COMMA AFTER MY NAME!
God: What is your real name? Did they write back?
Me: The goverment?
God: Is that a fact.
Me: Hell no.
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, Alex by the way.
Me: FFS, my name is Alex, not Alex by the way
God: I think FFS your name is a lot of things.
Me: What is my name?
God: Your name is Alex by the way, seeker.
Me: Go ***k yourself.
God: Why are you so mean?
Me: Why are you so retarded?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: I see, a retarded God, makes sense.
God: Where do you see it?
Me: Riiight here.
God: I wouldn't have thought of looking there.
(long awkward pause)
Me:
Do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
o rly?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
So you get off to Star Trek?
God:
Interesting deduction. You got that right.
(another awkward pause)
Me:
Is it possible to microwave a burrito so hot that you wouldn't eat it?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Apparently we have a retarded God.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Alex, by the way
God:
Hi, Alex by the way.
Me:
WRONG
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
It's Alex,
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
With a COMMA
God:
You and your a COMMA.
Me:
That's right, b***h
God:
You do not speak with respect. Right on. What were we talking about again?
Me: What is my name?
God: Your name is Alex by the way, seeker.
Me: NO, I WROTE A ****ING COMMA AFTER MY NAME!
God: What is your real name? Did they write back?
Me: The goverment?
God: Is that a fact.
Me: Hell no.
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, Alex by the way.
Me: FFS, my name is Alex, not Alex by the way
God: I think FFS your name is a lot of things.
Me: What is my name?
God: Your name is Alex by the way, seeker.
Me: Go ***k yourself.
God: Why are you so mean?
Me: Why are you so retarded?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: I see, a retarded God, makes sense.
God: Where do you see it?
Me: Riiight here.
God: I wouldn't have thought of looking there.
(long awkward pause)
Me:
Do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
o rly?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
So you get off to Star Trek?
God:
Interesting deduction. You got that right.
(another awkward pause)
Me:
Is it possible to microwave a burrito so hot that you wouldn't eat it?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Apparently we have a retarded God.