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Ok, this is really only a HALF fanfic. It involves Kingdom Hearts, and is completely fictional, but it's not actually a story.

ShadowRikuRising has been my best mate (out side of KHI) for as long as I can remember. He's heard these, So I know that there is at least one person who likes these :p

It's actually a group of 'secrets' I found in Kingdom Hearts (I and II). It's completely stupid, and should not be taken seriously in any way, shape or form. If you have ideas, feel free to share, but don't say 'OMG THAT WUS STOOPIDS YOU ARE A NOOB'

It's really not what i wanna hear. If you don't like it, give me CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Also, don't yell at me because you don't like it. I can't suit everyone. Remember that =D.

Ok, without further ado, here comes....



---Chapter 1: Agrabah (KH1) [The SoftServer]---

Note: You must have not defeated Kurt Zisa yet. You must have Aladdin and Goofy in your party

You have to be level 86, with the Omega bangle equipped, and the Oath keeper equipped.
In Sora's items, you need 3 potions equipped.

Aladdin's and Goofy's Items don't matter.

Now, defeat Kurt Ziza by only using Firaga and no summons (obviously, when he disables magic, just use melee attacks)

Once he is defeated, a cut scene will take place.

"Goofy will trip over, and Sora will jokingly tell him that his name suits him.

Goofy will then vow to stop being so silly, so he changes his identity to 'Goophie McCheese'

Aladdin will miss this event, as he has got his.. *ahem* his 'Little Genie' stuck in the soft serve creator of a Mr. Whippy van."

You will have a chance to save, change items before you verse the Mr. Whippy van.
KEEP THE OATH KEEPER EQUIPPED! Otherwise you will not be able to hit the ice cream van at all.

Sora will have all spells taken away for the battle, and Goophie McCheese will become facinated by a nearby butterfly, so the battle will be fought alone.

The van doesn't move, but has 16 bars of health. Also, Aladdin has a health bar, so hitting him will deplete his health. Also, It will probably hurt that 'Third Wish' of his, If you get my drift.

Once the van is defeated, It will ask you to do the nutbush.

Play Heart Heart Revolution to complete the steps of the nutbush.

When the van says to dance again, throw a mutated frog at it.

YOU NOW HAVE THE FOLLOWING ITEM: SoftServer

Stats: Wpn Atk: +12
Magic: -3


You will need this keyblade to lock the second Keyhole in Halloweentown.

You thought that every world only had one Keyhole?
Well, Prepare yourself for the bombshell that is....


---Chapter 2: Halloweentown (KH1) [The Second Keyhole]---



Writers Note: If this series is popular, I'll continue. If you like it, Please don't hesitate to say so. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside X3
 
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Hahahaha, good work! A bit of variation from the ones i know lol... Aladdin's... other leg was stuck originally lol... i daresay this will be popular
 

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hmm, u'd be surprised there is worse lol
 

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Brillianto, lol... more enjoyable edited
 

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Yeah... remember the days wen we made these... last week.... lol jks... nah, it was leet then.. is now too
 

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Yay for leet.

Proper term is 1337, by the way.


Anyway. we should stop using this as a chatboard.


I'll wait for feedback.



EDIT: Feel free to add me on MSN if anyone wants to talk.
 
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C'mon ppls, read these! They are awesome!
 

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lol this is good stuff, keep it at.
 

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The crowd falls silent... As a matter of fact, the whole world is on it's edge.
They wait anxiously as FishBox posts the next chapter in his epic fanfic.
The moment that some of you have been waiting for...


---Chapter 2: Halloweentown (KH1) [The Second Keyhole]---

Note: The SoftServer must be equipped
Party Members: Goophie McCheese and Donald


Go to the graveyard place (not the one where you find white mushrooms, the one that is behind the curly bridge thingy)

Whilst in there, use Graviga on the skeleton (it's sort of hidden).
There will be a mini-cutscene where there's an earthquake, and the characters almost lose their balance.

"Sora: Woah! What was that?
Donald: An earthquake?
Goophie: Gawrsh! I have the letter E inside my shirt"

Goophie will pull out a green letter E, about the size of Sora's head.

Equip the letter 'E' as Goophies shield.
Return to the gates near halloweentown (the place that has Lock, Shock and Barrel, and the Mayor)

You know those statues? When you hit them, a light appears above their head.

They do have a purpose. Hit them in this order:

'Closest to gate, furthest from gate, middle, closest, closest, middle'

Another earthquake will occur. Return to your gummi ship as quickly as possible.
If you wait over 30 seconds to get from your current location to the next save point, you will have to start everything again.

Now fly (not warp) back to halloween town, despite the fact that you're already there.
The world will change, and the world icon is now a really big letter 'E'

Land on the new Halloweentown
Goophie's shield is now the default shield.
Also, Donald will do that thing that babies do.
You know, they chew on their feet, or something.

YOU NOW HAVE SIDEBURNS! CONGRATULATIONS!
*ahem*

Go to the river place, just before Oogies Manor.
With the SoftServer equipped, you will be able to use Strike raid, despite the fact that no monsters are in the area. Aim it at the bridge.

It will give way to a keyhole.
It is needing some lockage.
SO LOCK IT.

Now, it's locked, Halloweentown will return to normal AND you get the following Message:

YOU NOW HAVE THE FOLLOWING ITEM: LetterE

Stats: Wpn Atk: +8
Magic: +6
And a partridge in a pear tree


Return to gummiship.
Oh Noes! A message from Chipmonkeys!

'There's a new tournament being held at the colluseum.!'
'I hear that the prize is Four Clothespegs.'

O RLY? SRSLY! NO WAI!

Well, time to grab yourself some clothespegs, eh?
You heard it here first! Tune in next time for...

---Chapter 3: The Colluseum (KH1) [The Secret Tournament]---
 
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Well way to go posting a fic! ^_^
I myself... think I understand this. Maybe if I read some other chapters I might get it a bit more.
 

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Well way to go posting a fic! ^_^
I myself... think I understand this. Maybe if I read some other chapters I might get it a bit more.

Yeah, alot of it.. you may not get if you're mindset is different.

Like, If you're expecting a normal fanfic... this will confuse you.

It's sort of a mockery walkthrough for KH.
 

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YAY YOSHI GEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (lol, ben) Great chapter 2! omgee! cant wait fo those clothespegs!!
 
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