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[lilazngurl963]

Chapter1: The Dream


one day, he was eating popcorn while watching finding nemo. Sora cried so hard when they seperrated.
Sora: no! marlyn! nemo! so beautiful!!!!!!! wwaaa!
gyll the fish from the tank: all drains lead to the ocean..
sora leaped up
sora:don't worry marylin! i'll get nemo for u!!!!
Sora went to the bathroom and flushed himself in the toilet.
sora: fear not, Nemo!! lol!
as he was gasping for air, he saw riku held out his hand. (k, u guys, this is from pokemon ok? SRRY, my brother made dat up! )
come with me, the time is right, there's no better team.
(riku looked up and saw an avalenche)
arm and arm, we will win the fight
(held out his toy sword.. Sora got closer to shore.. then, riku says...)
its always been our dreams....
kingdom hearts! its u and me!
(sora falls down, riku gets crumbled)
i know its my destiny.. Kingdom HEarts!
O! ur my best friend, in the world we must defend!
(sora comes out feircly ready to help riku)
(sora sees Kairi and punched her if she was real or not....)
its so true!
(sora and kairi saw anotheer Sora falling down..)
(the sora that was falling down was scared)
our courage will guide us through!
(the sora on land somehow fell down. )
kairi: NO!!!
u teach me and i teach u!
KINGDOM hEARTS!!!!!!
(sora lands on platform. Brids start flying out....)
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
KIngdom HEarts!!!!!


did u guys liked it...? kinda wacked but, i still hope u like it. if u guys don't i 'll quit. its my first time!

 

[lilazngurl963]

dat is so funny!

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Dear,
[x] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] AOL-er
[x] 11 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[x] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Other: elitist idiot

You Are Being Flamed Because

[ ] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
[ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ ] You posted a vs thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on someones Ass
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[x] You haven't read the stickies
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[x] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting
[x] You doubleposted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[x] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd

In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[x] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[x] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[x] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to Hell
[x] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your rejection somewhere else
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Learn to post
[x] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above

 

[Dark-Sora 50]

What was the point in that CU? I think that was a very funny and original thing! You have probably destroyed lilazngurl's integrity already! I was going to look forward to that, but no. Not at all, YOU had to go and destroy it all! She double-posted yes. Maybe she spammed, yes. But what you can't seem to realise is that other people do it every single day of the week! She hasn't even gone past her 10th post and you're already critiscing her!!

Dear Idiot,
Stupid dumbass,
Imbecile,
Person who can't
recognise talent when
they see it,
All the above.

You are being flamed because:
You are a twat
You are stupid
You are dumb
You flamed even more than this flamer is flaming you
You are stuck up
You are a perverted s**tster

In Punishment, you will:
Go lick your own ass
F**k your dog
Tip your TV into the boiling hot
bath and jump in there
Go kick yourself for five days straight
Starve
Get your hair caught in a conveyor belt
and get dragged along to be crushed
Shut. The. F**k. Up
Learn some constructive criticism
Your IQ is 0 because you flamed so terribly

In Closing, I'd like to say:
F**k yourself in your mother's bedroom
You are not civilised at all and deserve to drown
in hell
Fall off a cliff

And one more thing. PISS OFF.

By the way lilazngurl, that was superb, I can't wait for the next one!

 

[Oblivion_Sora]

stupid Riku held out his hand lol!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lilazngurl963]

srry, iwas at camp 4 3 days and had a skit to prastice........Well,heres the next chapter!!!

Chapter 2:THe raft
Sora woke up and saw kairi right in front of him.
Sora:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
sora kept screaming like a little girl for 5 days.
kairi:sora,you sluggy,slug.i knew ill find you making out with that lobster.
sora turns and c a lobster. the lobster raised its eyebrow 2x andpinched it claws.
kairik,you need to find 2logs,a cloth,and a rope.
riku comesin with logs:i got the logs
sora throws them in the water:where?you freakin liar!
sora goes to find the items.he beat up selphie and snatch her rope.he took tidus the peanus's clothes.he split wakka in half with a very pointy sword.
Wakka's last words:SSSIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
wakka turns to scar and goes to the water and drowns.
sora goes find other logs since wakka turned to scar.he goes to riku and aplits HIm in half.sora goes to kairi.
kairi:good now get 2 coconuts,3 fishes,3mushroomsa seagulleg, drinking waterand a grand piano that a ghost played on with kairi garfiedied all over it.
sora:that wasnt part of the game!!
kairi:just do it!!
when sora found threetoads,he was surprised.meanwhile in mushroom kingdom...
mario:toad!!!!my future wife!!!!!!!
back to destiny island....
sora steals the grand piano,spits in the bottle, steals wilson from the man from cast away and takes wakkas volley ball. he drew three fish.
he gave kairi them.
kairi:good!heres your reward
kairi lets him make out with the lobsterbut he cant find the lobster.sora cries in tidus the peanuses's ear.
at night.......
sora sees a storm
sora:huh?
sora jumps out.he sees riku as a zombie.
riku:the window has opened. so now i will tell your future!
`riku tells sora the whole story of kh,kh:com,kh2and kh3.
sora falls asleep when riku started.riku drowns in yolk and eats the yolk to escape but his belly popped and flew to another world. sora get the eggblade. he fought his way to kairi. kairi was dancing and did not notice sora.when kairi noticed sora, she played dead.when sora kicked her,she died for real.sora saw the giant black chicken and defaeated him.grabbed on a rock but got sucked up the storm.
sora:ma!!

to be continued....
how'd ya like it? well i might skip some parts on the up coming chapters.

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

I'm sorry but I just have to post it.

I can't read it. YES! I can read. At a proven speed of 4800 WPM. But the spelling is terrible. How can anyone read it? It's not even written in proper paragraphs. Sometimes, you don't even tell when a person is speaking or not. (Maybe you did, but nonetheless, I can't read it because the grammar looks worse than that of a burned squriell.)

Let's take an example.

kairi:good now get 2 coconuts,3 fishes,*3mushroomsa *seagulleg, drinking *waterand a grand piano that a ghost played on with kairi *garfiedied(?) all over it.

I put an asterisk above words that made no sense until I said it out loud.

In that sentence did Kairi refer to herself in third person?

Posting in good grammar helps. A LOT.

BTW,

Copying and pasting the Dear n00b letter (Not to mention the same exact things I checked off for YOU) in MY thread, actually made you make fun of yourself.

 

[lilazngurl963]

kairi didnt mention her self as a third person in that quote,cloud unchained

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Quote:Originally Posted by lilazngurl963
kairi:good now get 2 coconuts,3 fishes,*3mushroomsa *seagulleg, drinking *waterand a grand piano that a ghost played on with kairi *garfiedied(?) all over it.

Let me post it in proper Grammar.

"Good, now get me two coconuts, three fishes, three mushrooms, a seagull egg, drinking water and a grand piano that a ghost played on with Kairi garfielded all over it," said Kairi.

She did.

 

[Dark-Sora 50]

I can see that. The grammar is pretty rubbish, I have to say, but keep it coming anyway! Good show! EDIT: Bring it on.

 

[lilazngurl963]

Ch: 3 traverse town
*sora fall down in the first district*
Pluto:wake up u frosted freak!
Sora:eakkk!!!!!!
*screams like that for 5 days straight*
*pluto gets tired and runs away*
sora:where an i?
Mickey:meet me in end of the world...
*vanishes*sora:no!!!!! my beloved PIG!!!!!
*mickey comes back*
mickey:im a mouse and halfed pig!!!
sora:...
sora:are you related to piglet???
*mickey thinking hard..*
mickey:he's my uncle!
*vanishes*
sora:....
sora: i'm too young to be a widow!!!!!!!
*goes to accesory shop*
cid:wazzup you frosted freak!?
Sora:what does that mean???
cid:means, your an idoiot!
sora:you won't like me when i'm mad!!!
*sora turns to the hulk...*
sora:roar!!!!!
cid: aaahhhh!!!!!!!
*sora breaks everything in the shop and burned it down with his match*
sora:you see this?
*sora takes a moogle and rips it in half*
sora:MMMUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
moogle's last words:SSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*moogle turns to pegasus and runs to the fire and burns having a happy death*
cid:free dinner! you dont see this everyday!
*the hulk goes to the dalmation's house..*
sorah! doggies!!!!!
*runs over and hugs the dalmations..*
pongo:you loser, don't hug me like that!
sora:aahhh! it talks!!!
*runs to the shop*
cid:mercy! don't hurt me!
sora:you're weird!
*runs out*
leon:wazzup u frosted freak!
sora:my second victim!!!!
*turns to the hulk*
leon:how is this possible??the keyblade weilder is the hulk!!!
sora:that's right! now obey me!!

 

[Oblivion_Sora]

its pretty good it alright i guess

 

[lilazngurl963]

i quit this fan fic 4 evah!!!!!! ...... hi.....

 

[Oblivion_Sora]

i thought u said u quited

 

[lilazngurl963]

i will quit now! so ha richard dinh!!!!