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Fanfiction ► What the Org Members Do With Their Time Off(Comedy)



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"What are you doing?" Xaldin said to Vexen, who was leaning over his computer, and had been for the past two hours."Installing a new security system for my computer, so it cannot be hacked" Vexen replied as he typed."Who is trying to hack your computer?" Xaldin asked."Axel and Roxas, ungreatful little rats" Vexen muttered."Hmm" Xaldin said as he walked out of the room.

As soon as Xaldin left the room he was plowed into by Luxord."Play poker with me" Luxord insisted."No" Xaldin replied flatly."Why not?" Luxord asked frowning."Because I dont want to" Xaldin said, side-stepping and attempting to walk away from Luxord. But Luxord jumped in front of him and summoned a few cards."You know you want to" Luxord said."Go bug someone else" said Xaldin, his anger rising."Please Xaldy" Luxord asked."I told you not to call me that" growled Xaldin.


"Muwhahaha muwahaha" Axel said as he ran away from Marluxia. Axel held his video camera high up in the air as he laughed and ran."Axeeel! get back here!" Marluxia said swinging his scythe at Axel's back."Blackmale, glorious blackmale!" Axel cried. Marluxia would kill Axel if he could only get his flowery hands on him. Axel reached the end of the hallway and spun, waving the video-camera high."Axel! stop!" Marluxia said."What will you give me in return?" Axel asked."I dont have to give you anything" Marluxia insisted reaching into his robe.

"What have you got there?" Axel asked gulping. Marluxia suddenly whipped out a tape."Noooooooo!" Axel screamed in a high pitched girl scream."Yes!" Marluxia said."I was saving this tape for a situation like this!". On the tape were the words. Roxas and Axel , Lovey Lovey. With hearts drawn on it.

Suddenly from somewhere else in the castle they heard Xemnas yell."Saix! where did you leave the condoms?!". Axel and Marluxia fell to the floor laughing, holding their stomachs. Tears streaming down their faces.



Later on-

Zexion pulled up his hood as he ran outside the castle in the pouring rain to get the mail. He was always the one sent out.Hmph. He had no idea how the mailpeople delivered mail to The World That Never Was but he just knew he always had to get it. He reached the mailbox and opened it. It was overflowing with stuff. Bills for Xemnas. More bills for Xemnas. A bill for Xigbar with something to do with imported beer...An Ouran High School Host Club DVD addressed to Roxas...What the heck....that is like the gayest anime ever created Zexion thought. But what else would I expect from Roxas. He decided to look at the rest once he brought it inside.

Saix sat drinking a cup of coffee while examining the TV Room/Kitchen area. Many members were sitting around doing random things. Xaldin and Lexaeus were playing Gears of War 2...Zexion was looking at a "Domestic Living" magizine...Axel was ordering Pizza...Roxas was following Axel around....Larxene was looking like she wanted to hurt someone....

The usual.


"Mwuaha" Vexen giggled as he sat hunched in his room, still over his computer. Now anyone who would try to hack his computer, the effect would be reversed and the hacker would become the hacked."Genius".


That evening-

Marluxia peeked out his door. No one appeared to be around. He believed most of them were downstairs watching the movie, "Cloverfield". Yes...all of them were downstairs except him and Larxene. Marluxia turned around to see his romanticly iluminated room. Candles.Pink flowers."Ooh Marluxia" Marluxia heard Larxene's voice. Marluxia rubbed his fingers together and moved towards the center of the room. Larxene was lying on the floor...cloakless..but she was lying in a thick ocean of pink flowers, so her entire body except her head and neck was concealed."Ready?" she asked."Oh yes" Marluxia said moving down towards her.


But Marluxia just thought everyone was downstairs....But Axel was really hiding in the flowers somewhere in the room, video camera pointed straight at Marluxia and Larxene. A grin plastered on his face."Pure gold baby" he said.



Well its over, tell me if you want more! :)
 
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY SIDES ARE SPLITTING!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!

Seriously, that was amazingly funny!! Makes sense too! I'd LUV to hear more!!

*wipes tear from the corner of eye, rolling on the floor*
OOOPPPSS!!! DOUBLE POST!!!!!
 
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Fuck yeah! Marly and Larxy porn going on.

And put Xion for shiaatts
 
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Wow I didn't expect all this positive feedback! thanks guys. And I will keep that Xion-drug-dealer thing in mind =P. Btw, I wrote a Part 2. Based on all this good feedback! I will be doing a Sequel. But for now here is the end of this one.

“Okay, everyone into the Van” Xemnas told the organization members. Oh great. Xemnas is out of condoms so now we have to go to the store to get a refill Zexion thought. They all piled into the car to go to the Wal-Mart That Never Was. Another strange thing was that the World That Never Was, was almost completely of people except the Organization members. But there was a Wal-Mart that had people that shopped and worked there. And don’t ask me how you fit thirteen people in a car. “Oh yeah bringing sexy back yeah! Baby! Demyx sang. In this confined space this was agonizing. He sounded like a dying cat. That got his tail stepped on. Zexion was in the backseat with his MP3 player, ignoring everyone. “Xemnas, I need a new apron” Zexion pointed out.” Why should I have to buy it?” Xemnas asked. “Because I cook dinner almost every night” Zexion replied. When they arrived they all got out of the car and went inside.

Almost everyone they walked by gave them strange looks. Probably due to the fact that they were all wearing black cloaks. Zexion made his way to the hair products section. “Hey look at that hot guy” Zexion heard.

Zexion glanced to his left to see two girls looking at him.
“Roxy should I get Rock Band or Guitar Hero?” Demyx asked. But Roxas didn’t hear him. He was too busy admiring Axel. Axel was leaning on the counter in the game area flirting with a girl. Axel was looking at the girls breasts and Roxas was looking at Axel’s butt. Was this a strange sight for the people walking by? Very.

With Xemnas and Saix-
“Xemnas do you want the extra stretchy condoms or the tight fitting ones? Saix asked.” Stretchy” Xemnas replied. As Saix reached for the condoms he felt another hand going to grab them. Saix saw the guy who was reaching for them had a woman with him. Who was stroking his shoulder. “What are you waiting for?” the woman asked. “This other guy is after the condoms!” the man whispered to her. “Uh I was here first” the
man said. “No I was” Saix said reaching for them. “Back off they are mine!” the guy said pushing Saix. Saix’s eyes began to glow yellow.

Lexaeus thanked the person in the game area as the worker there handed him the game: “Army of Two” for the Xbox360. Suddenly Lexaeus heard from somewhere in the store. “ALL SHALL BE LOST TO YOU!!” then a large crashing noise.
Every Organization member heard this, even though they were all throughout the store in different places. But one thought ran through all of their heads. Oh God, not again
Vexen came running to the game section where he knew Lexaeus and Xaldin would be. “Did you guys hear that?” Vexen asked. Xaldin and Lexaeus nodded..

With Saix-
A strange blue aura flowing from him. The condoms had been secured and the man had been taken care of. But rage still flowed through him. He-- Suddenly two flaming objects slammed into him and sent him flying to the ground. His rage drained, replaced by pain. Saix looked up weakly to see Axel standing about ten feet away. Standing next to him was Roxas and Demyx. “Cool him off Demyx” Axel said. Demyx walked over to Saix and summoned his Sitar. “Dance water dance!” Demyx said stroking the strings a few times. Suddenly a ball of water materialized in the air above Saix. It then splashed down onto Saix’s face.

Suddenly Lexaeus ran up to them, holding his Tomahawk. “The police are here, we have to move” Then the wall exploded. The van could be seen through the dust. Xigbar was driving it. The rest of the members were already in the van. Lexaeus kicked Saix in the head hard enough to knock him out, then threw him over his shoulder and ran out to the van followed by Roxas, Axel and Demyx.
When the Organization arrived home the unconscious Saix was whisked off somewhere by Xemnas. And Zexion cooked spaghetti. Which was delicious. Then they played a game of Scrabble.
Which Zexion won. Then Zexion tucked everyone in. Except Vexen who hated to be tucked in. It was late and Zexion was the only one. He proceeded to sweep the house and pick up. “Kids will be kids” Zexion muttered to himself as he continued to sweep.

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