Fanfiction ► When Broken Is Easily Fixed

[GuardianOfHearts]

TLP, you're a general, not a commander, remember?

Kat, it would be "Ma'am, Commander Pickle, ma'am!" We're in the army now, soldier!

GERARD! Why the hell was there a camera in your mouth?! How the hell did it get their anyway?! I don't even remember that part. *holds head*

Stop oogling everytime something with legs walks by! It's not nessescary! Remember the girl waiting for you back home before I frappe' and Changement de pieds all over your drool-covered head! *shakes finger at C_U* And I know my frappe' isn't the best, but if it hurts my feet that much to do it, it should be a very satisfying and just punishment.

 

[Thelonepickle]

WHAT-WHAT?!

That was awesome! AGAIN! *pushes big red button, sending Asuka through the process over and over again* Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

EDIT: Oh yes, GOH. I forgot! Heh heh! OH WELL! A FORGETFUL LEADER IS A FUN LEADER!

At least, that's what I tell myself. GUESS WHAT, GUESS WHAT, GUESS WHAT?!

 

[keybladeking]

C_U you probley shodent take any nicknames from ANY women remember last time with the name yuni or yune any way what every it was still mabey you shold perferr to call the Queen,Queen just a thought but good chap

 

[king's Keyblader]

awsome chap C_U

 

[GuardianOfHearts]

"She had to get the camera out of my mouth...." Sure, that's what they all say. Honestly, C_U, you can think up better excuses than that!

 

[Katattack]

NO, it was a bad chap!

Miss GOH is right, WHEN DID YOU HAVE A CAMERA IN YOUR MOUTH???!!!

 

[Sterling_Silver]

lol, wow. camera in his mouth. creative. i should try that. update C_U!!! or i'll let TLP and kat put asuka in teh spit valve (gross dude!!!XD)

 

[Katattack]

A suitable punishment for the crime! As she is not worthy of my Rubber Chicken of Smiting Doom!

 

[Thelonepickle]

TEH PICKLE KNOWS HOW TO TORTURE! *holds pogostick, feather, and early celebration ham*

Do you want to test me, C_U?! DO YOU WANT TO TEST ME?!

 

[Sterling_Silver]

(uh-oh, C_U, she's tryin' ya. you're just gonna take that? from teh pickle?!) update!! or teh pickle will torture you!!

 

[GuardianOfHearts]

*Puts a hand on TLP's shoulder* Pickle, you're hyperventilating. Don't worry, it's ok, C_U understands, there will not be anymore hidden objects in his mouth that Asuka will only assume can be taken out with her tongue. Now, put the various 'torture devices' down. Don't worry, we'll get through this together.

 

[Sterling_Silver]

lol, that's right. violence is umm... not always the answer. just most of the time. goodnight folks, i have to eat, then sleep.

 

[Thelonepickle]

*puts torture weapons down* I need to calm down. I... MUST ROLL! *rolls into little ball and goes ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Around the room! SO MUCH FUN!*

Thank you, GOH!

 

[Sterling_Silver]

(*sounds like fun, TLP*) goodnight!

 

[Thelonepickle]

NIGHT NIGHT! If teh buggies attack... *pulls out bazooka* TELL 'EM PICKLE'S WAITING!

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

^-^

The camera tells all.

 

[GuardianOfHearts]

C_U, I don't see why it was absolutely nescessary for Asuka to take it out with her tongue.

Pickle, put down the bazooka. If it makes you happier, I'll dispatch two of my soldiers to be used for bed-bug extermination. Ok? You don't need to be aiming at microscopic insects in KY's bed with a gun bigger than you are. *puts hands on shoulders* Come on, I'll come dance with you while you roll. *soutenus across the floor*

 

[Sterling_Silver]

o.o
......
a bazooka? so you were gonna kill me or the bugs? (lol, early morning jokes)
hmm... cookie crisps. yum. update C_U!!!

 

[(~Perfection_Achieved~)]

Well I've caught up to the story, not happy but I can understand the want of warnings. I would too.

 

[Katattack]

Wouldn't a camera inside your mouth just show footage of your yellowing teeth?!

Ewww......plaque vision. (not that you have yellowing teeth, but Asuka would.)

Asuka, stay away!

*Points at spit valve*