Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)

[KingGabriel_VXI]

You think you could hook me up with a sig pic, TLP?

 

[Thelonepickle]

You want a sig from me? Really? Or am I misunderstanding you, sir Gabe?

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

If you think you can make one fit for a king. ~.-

 

[Thelonepickle]

It will be Gaberific! What do you want in it? I'm just learning, though...

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

I'll pm you about it. Gimme some time.

 

[Thelonepickle]

Alright! That's so cool! Now I can yell 'update' with happiness and joy!

UPDATE!!!!!

 

[Kingdom2917]

Come on Gabe post some more today that last chapter was short.

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

In the morning. Im pissed off right now.

 

[Thelonepickle]

Ah! What happened?! Let's not pressure Gabe! Plus, that last chapter was not short! Be grateful! Or I'll poke you with a base ball bat!

 

[Dread]

You know TLP, your becoming better and better. I like the newest sig >.>

And back to the topic....update Gabe

 

[Cloudisawesum1]

Hey nice chapter Gabe.

Daddy hit me with his hotdog!lol that wuz funny

o and can i hav 1 2 TLP?1 with Cloud in it?

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

HEY HEY HEY! She said she was doing mine first!!!!!! (grabs TLP and hugs her) MINE!

When Tidus wakes up...
Selphie: You okay, sweetie?
Tidus: ...You’re not mad about the marriage thing?
Selphie: scoffs) Well, I thought it over and I don’t want to marry u either.
Tidus: Why?!
Selphie: Well...You’re not that type.
Tidus: TYPE?
Selphie: The type.
Tidus: What type?!
Selphie: ...The dreamy...type.
Tidus: I’m not dreamy enough?!
Selphie: And we do fight a lot.
Tidus: No we don’t!
Selphie: So, you wanna marry me?
Tidus: No!
Selphie: I don’t wanna marry you either!
Tidus: I DONT WANNA MARRY YOU!
Selphie: So. YOU SUCK!
Tidus: Excuse me? You’re the cock sucker here!!!
Selphie: gasps) …You’re ugly!
Tidus: Your chest is too flat!
Selphie: YOUR CROTCH IS TOO FLAT!
Tidus: You make me sick!
Selphie: There’s a toilet!
She points to the bathroom.
Selphie: Go puke in it!
Tidus: F**k you!
Selphie: F**k me then! That seems to be all you want me for!
Tidus: I’m leaving!
Selphie: Leave!
Tidus: Fine!
Selphie: Fine!
Tidus: Fine!
Selphie pushes Tidus out of the room and slams the door in his face.
Selphie: Stupid donkey boy.
Tidus: takes out marker)
Tidus draws and ugly man on her door.
Tidus: Stupid donkey girl. (leaves)
The wedding day...Tidus and Selphie are the only ones in the benches before the wedding. Everyone else is helping Riku and Myra.
Tidus: glares at Selphie)
Selphie: glares at Tidus)
Tidus: crosses legs) (clears throat)
Selphie: folds arms) Hmmph!
Tidus: pops knuckles and stretches) Ahhhhh...
Selphie: flings hair back)
Tidus: kicks sand forward)
Selphie: ... (kicks sand forward)
Tidus takes his tie off and scoots closer to Selphie.
Selphie: I’d keep that tie on if I were you...I could easily strangle you with it.
Tidus: You think you’re so cute, don’t you?
Selphie: rolls eyes at him) Spaz.
Tidus: I’m a spaz, huh?
Selphie: You’re a spaz.
Tidus: Well I don’t even know what that is. (elbows her)
Selphie: Don’t touch me.
Tidus: pokes her) Touch. (pokes her) Touch!
Selphie: punches him in the crotch)
Tidus: … Oof! Oh hell no! (gets up)
Selphie: Gasp! (jumps over benches and hides at the alter)
Tidus: climbs over benches and stands at the alter) Ha!
Tidus grabs a handful of cake and smashes it in Selphie's hair.
Selphie: TIDUS!
Tidus: puts cake on her face)
Selphie: pours punch on him)
Tidus: gets cake and shoves it down her undies)
Selphie: Stop!
Tidus: What?
Selphie: pours punch down his pants)
Tidus: Collllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld!!!!!!!
Selphie pushes him on the table and they start rolling around all over the cake.
When everyone else comes out…
Riku: Holy-
Myra: Oh-
Tyra: My-
Myra: GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! (echoes) ...I broke a nail.
Riku: The alter is screwed up!
Wakka: The cake!!!!!
R-dad: Ohhh....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Selphie: stops choking Tidus) ...Um...
Tidus: She did it!
Selphie: He did it too!
Riku: I’m ready to kick someone’s ass! WHO DID IT?!
Tidus: I did it...Don’t blame Selphie...My bad.
Selphie: hides behind Tidus) ...No! It’s my fault!
They start arguing over whose fault it is.
Later...Everything is cleaned up, Pirate is giving the speech, everyone is watching, and Tidus and Selphie are both sitting in the back with black eyes.

 

[Genocide]

Since I'm the first one here, I think I'll do a real post instead of a quick reply.
[Wait TLP is a girl?]
Holy Shit. I didn't know Selphie could go like that. I agree with Tidus, She is a donkey girl. And unclean as it makes me feel, [sits in shower naked feeling unclean] I a....greeeeee [struggles] with Seeeelllllpphhhhiieeeeeeeeeeee [collapses]

 

[darkriku14]

hehe, good Chapter! Selphie and Tidus got into an arguement, but then got back together...i think

anyway....Update soon!!!!

 

[dual_wielder]

goodie chapter, great chapter! CAKE, I WANT CAKE!

 

[lilazngurl963]

LOL
this is so funny!!!

 

[eughey]

tidus is a puss, he cant even beat up a girl........

they should have make up sex, soon

 

[Dread]

Good chap like always....Tidus cant beat a girl =P

 

[Thelonepickle]

Erm... Gabe... Thank you? *pats Gabe's head* But you can let go now.

Anyway, is Akira going to be a flower girl? That'd be soo cute! And Tidus and Selphie have black eyes. Lol.

 

[Katattack]

Oooh. Can you post another chapter? I want to see if Selph and Tidus get back to gether. Oh yeah, and the wedding too.

*throws confetti*