Simon: ... (spits water out) Hmmph!
He gets back on the deck to dry off. While he's drying off...
Akira is running around the house with a hot dog and Myra is chasing her with a bun.
Myra: Sweetie! Wait! Akira, I have to give you the bun first!!! Stop!
Akira: runs) Hot dog!!!
Simon rings the doorbell and in no time Akira runs into the door.
Simon: opens door)
Akira: What do YOU want? (holds hotdog)
Simon: Hey there, cutie pie.
Rin: eats popcorn)????????
Myra: gives Akira the bun) What, Simon?
Akira: I don't want the bun!!!! (gives Rin the bun)
Rin: ?????
Simon: I wanted to give you this flower.
Simon gives Myra a beautiful flower.
Myra: I don’t have time for this!
She gives Rin the flower and walks into the kitchen, mumbling annoyed thoughts to herself.
Myra: Don’t you think I have other things to do?! I don’t have time for idiots. What’s his problem? For crying out loud.
Akira scans Simon one more time and then hands him the hot dog.
Akira: You need that more than I do. (takes Rin’s hand)
Simon: bites hotdog)-
Akira: Don’t EAT it!
Simon: What else would I do with it?
Akira: You should use it to replace your small -
Myra: Akira, Rin!! Breakfast!
Rin:????????????????
Akira: Sorry, duty calls. You’ll have to figure it out.
Akira starts to close the door.
Simon: No wait! I need to talk to your mom! Hey!-
Akira: Bye now.
Simon: No, hey!
She closes the door in his face.
Simon:...I hate kids.
Akira uses her freaky powers to stare through the door.
Akira: I see you digging in your nose.
Simon: What the-?! You little freak! (walks off)
Rin:??????...Hotdog...Haha.
Akira drags Rin in the kitchen with her and they sit down for breakfast.
About an hour later...Tyra comes storming out of Wakka's house...I think this time it was a serious fight.
Wakka: Then sleep outside tonight, yah!
Tyra: Maybe I will!
Wakka: I hope it rains tonight, eh!
Tyra: F**k you, Wakka!
She walks into Simon.
Tyra: Hey?
Simon: Hey.
Wakka: slams door)
Tyra: Uh...Hi.
Simon: Fighting?
Tyra: Um...Just a little.
Simon: Oh...Just a little...I see. (takes her hand)
Tyra: What are you doing?
Simon: Come on. (takes her into the shack) How do we know it won’t rain tonight?
Tyra: Oh, thanks. (sits on stairway)
Simon: Anything I can get you? (scoots closer to her)
Tyra: No, I’m fine.
She fiddles with her fingers.
Simon: You seem tensed. (puts hand on her leg)
Tyra: You can't just-
Simon: Can’t just what? I’m not doing anything.
Tyra: But....
Simon: Why did you leave me? Was it because of my size? I-
Tyra: No, Simon. I don’t care about that. You were never at home! When I called you, you were busy. When I needed you, you were always "at work". You didn’t even have a job. Did you even love me?! All you did was cheat.
Simon: ...I’m sorry.
Tyra: You didn’t answer my question!
Simon: I did and I still do...I swam all the way here for you. I could’ve gotten killed by those sharks...Do you think Wakka would’ve done that for you?
Tyra: …
Simon: He isn’t trying to get you back now. He's in there praying for his beach ball. You need a real man, Tyra.
Simon: takes her hand) Wakka isn’t the one for you.
Tyra: But…
Simon kisses Tyra. Dun dun dunnn.
Tyra: Simon! (gets up and goes to the door)
Simon: No, wait! I’m sorry! (stops her) I won’t do it again...Just don’t go.
Tyra sighs and sits back down…
Simon: You’ve had a rough day.(starts massaging her shoulders)
Tyra: You know I hate it when you do that.
Simon: (massages her shoulders) I started to forget how beautiful you are when I was without you.
Tyra: I hate it when you do that too. (rolls eyes)
Simon: No really. You must be the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.
Tyra: ...Thank you.
Simon: Has anyone ever told you that?
Tyra: ....No.
Simon: Well it’s true. (massages her shoulders)
I’ve heard that line before. What a pimp.
Tyra: …
Meanwhile…
Wakka: Man…Everything-a still here but-a something still missing…
Im the first one to read the chapter. good chapter gabe.