Maggie, youre in highschool??! I didnt know that. XD
Anyway, sorreh I might not be able to get a chapter up until after school, my stupidass sister wouldnt let me on this morning.... And Im behind with mah typin cause she was hogging the computer four hours straight last night...<.< no one ever says anything about her being on it too much.
Edit: Nevermind, I got it done. *wiggling fingers* Wooooooo, im speedy fingers!!! XD
Marylyn: Entertain me, mini-me. (plops down on bean-bag-chair)
Mini-me: break dances)
Marylyn: You’re so cute, mini-me. (picks him up) Let’s watch Jerry Springer. (turns TV on)
Let’s see how the new ruler of hell is doing.
Eugene: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAA!!!! DIE!
Eugene is currently destroying buildings in Olympia.
Dwight: Dude, can you like…let Marylyn back? You totally suck.
Eugene: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! No! I told her I would make this Hell, and HELL I WILL MAKE IT! AHAHAHA!
Dwight: Take a chill pill.
Eugene: sets Dwight on fire) Bastard.
The next day...Myra and Akira are wadding on the shore.
Myra: -And when you get up, you can see a butt mark.
Akira: giggles)
Myra: You’re so cute. Sometimes you look just like Riku.
Akira: And sometimes you look just like Rin. (crawls into Myra’s lap)
Myra: Where is he anyway?
Akira: I think he's helping Selphie at her house.
Myra: He goes over there alot now. (holds Akira's hand)
Akira: I wuv you, mommy.
Myra: I love you too.
...Im not crying...THERE'S SAND IN MY EYES!!!!
A black cat walks out of the secret place.
Akira: Ooh, look at the kitty. (crawls over to cat) Hey, kitty.
Myra: Be careful, Akira...
Akira: pets the cat) You’re so furry and-
Dumb cat: hisses) (sheds teeth)
Akira laughs and hisses back at the cat.
Dumb cat: scratches Akira on her chest)
Akira: Oww! (sobs) Mommy! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Myra: Gasp!
Myra runs over to Akira and looks at the red line on her chest. Akira cries louder. Myra snatches the cat up by its fur.
She twists the cat's neck and knocks the cat out.
Myra: Are you okay? (looks at Akira's chest)
Akira: cries)
The cat lies on the ground.
Meanwhile....
Kairi; Do you hear that?
Sora: It sounds like Akira crying again.
They look out the window. Marylyn comes out and confronts Myra.
Marylyn: Why did you do that to my cat?!
Myra: Keep your stupid cat away from my baby.
Marylyn: pops knuckles) Can’t she just heal herself!?
Myra: No she can’t!
Marylyn: And neither can my cat! I’m going to kick your ***.
Akira: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (bleeding)
Myra: Hey, you don’t have to-
Marylyn socks Myra in her jaw. Myra falls backwards and hits the ground.
Myra: …
Kairi: We gotta help! (runs outside and stands in front of Myra)
Marylyn: Looking for trouble?
Kairi: Back off, chicken ****.
Myra’s lip starts to bleed.
Myra: I thought her name was Carolyn! (holds lip)
Marylyn: You always gotta get into someone's business, huh tramp?
Marylyn glares into Kairi’s eye and walks back to her secret place.
Akira: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (kicks feet on floor)
Sora: picks Akira up)
Kairi: Are you okay?
Myra: I think my lip is busted. (takes Akira)
Akira: Sniff. (touches her lip)
Her touch stops Myra's lip from bleeding.
Myra: Thanks, kiddo.
Myra carries Akira into Tyra’s house and plops down on the couch.
Meanwhile....
Rin: -To be or not to be. That is the question. (bows)
Selphie: Yay! (claps) (picks Rin up and cuddles him) You’re so cute!
Tidus: Oh brother. (goes in kitchen)
Rin: Finally were alone.
Selphie: Uh yah, I think Tidus is jealous.
Rin: Baby, if only you knew all the nasty dirty things I’d like to do with you. (kisses her)
Selphie: Oh my god, Rin! You-you-uh- ew- ugh- you, you’re a moogle and-
Rin: (sniffles)
Selphie: No offense, but I don’t like you THAT way! You’re really cute but I love Tidus.
Rin: cries)
Selphie: Hey, cheer up...I know someone who does like you!
Rin: Meh?!...??????
Selphie; Yup. Akira likes you. She likes you alot. She told me.
Rin: ????
Selphie: You should probably go spend some time with her. Myra is too depressed to play with her and Riku isn’t there. You’re the only one who she's got.
Rin: ??? Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh...??????? (flies off)
Selphie: Yuck, moogle smooch. (shivers)
Rin flies to Tyra's house and goes in Myra's bedroom.
Myra: I’ll have to rub it down with alcohol, Akira.
Akira: Nooooo! (runs to Myra’s bedroom) (runs into Rin) Oof!
Rin: pulls her shirt off)
Akira: Why are you stealing my clothes?!?!?!
Rin wipes her scar with an elixir.
Akira: ... Thanks Rin! (hugs him)
Rin: ....??????...... (hugs her back)
Akira: pulls pants off)
Rin: !!!
Rin is under the impression that Akira is making moves on him, so he tries to disrobe but he isn’t wearing anything.
Rin: kisses Akira)
Tyra: opens door) ...I knew it! I knew it! You little freaks! (slams door)
Akira: What was that for?
Rin: Uh...Um...??????????????? I thought..?????
Akira: puts a dress on) This is more comfortable.
Rin: But-but-but-
Akira: YOU’RE IT! (pushes him and runs)
Rin falls face down on the floor and just lays there.
Tyra: I’m serous !They were getting freaky, Myra!
Myra: Yeah rite.
Tyra: You don’t believe me-
Myra; I know she likes Rin, but Akira wouldn’t do anything like that.
Tyra: Ooooooooogh! Nobody EVER listens to me! (goes in living room and sits on Wakka)
Wakka: Hey!
Myra: eats popcorn)
She hears Akira crying.
Myra: Akira?!
Akira: MOMMY! The door is eating my hair! I’m gonna be bald-
Myra; What? (goes over to her)
Akira: tries to move) Help! Ow! (cries)
Akira's hair is caught on the door's frame.
Myra; Stop moving! (tries to pull the hair out)
Akira: Agh!
Myra: Stupid door! (runs to get scissors)
Rin: Hmm????? (goes over to Akira) Heh?
Akira: Help!
Myra: comes back with scissors) Hold still!
Akira: screams) Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!! E' tu nea!!!
The door falls off of its hinges and Akira runs behind Myra.
Rin: ???????
Akira: Rin! Mooooove!
Akira tries to stop the door from falling, but is too late. The door falls on Rin.
Rin: ?! (falls out)
Myra; Gasp!
Akira: RIN!!! (echoes)
Thunder strikes the sky.