Riku: Ugh…(shakes head)
Myra: wipes eyes) What was that? (looks behind door) Oh my goodness, you killed him!
Tyra: No I didn’t! He ran his stupid *** into the door!
Myra kneels down by Riku.
Myra: Riku?
Riku: What?
Myra: What happened?
Riku: Face meets door.
Tyra: kicks him) What about when you left with that skank?!
Riku: Ohh, she took her clothes off, I yelled at her and left...Then I went back to use the mirror so I could shave my beard, then she screamed and the mirror broke so I ran out and Tyra picked up the door and hit me with it-
Tyra: You lie-
Myra: So, you didn’t do anything with her?
Riku: How could I? Myra, I still love you.
Myra: helps him up)
Myra scratches her head.
Myra: Oh…I jus thought-
Riku: It wasn’t what it looked like.
Myra smiles.
Tyra: I’ll leave you two alone.
Tyra smirks at Riku and walks down the hall.
Riku and Myra stand, smiling at each other. Myra takes Riku’s hand and they walk back into the ball room.
About an hour after everyone is done giving Riku his gifts...Riku and Myra are talking over by the tables.
Myra: So, how do you feel about an extra birthday present tonight?
Riku: I would like that.
Myra: Well, have you been a good boy?
Riku: I sure have.
Myra: Yep, you shaved your bad boy beard and everything, huh?
Riku: Yeah, wanna see how it feels?
Myra: Sure.
Riku kisses Myra softly.
Tyra: FINALLY!
Myra: …
Riku: …
Myra looks over at Tyra, jumping up and down, screaming –
Tyra: Do it! Do it! Do it!
And Myra pushes Riku down on the table, knocking bowls and glasses off the table. She hops on top of him and shoves her tongue down his throat.
Glasses fall of the table and break.
S-dad: Hey, hey, hey! The hotel is THAT way!
Riku hops up, picking Myra up.
Riku: Sorry! Which way is it?
S-dad: That way.
Riku: Okay. (runs down hallway)
Riku and Myra gradually make their way down the hallway, smooching and touching each other.
Kairi: Hey!
Tyra: Hmm?
Kairi: I’ll bet you ten bucks they won’t make it to a bed.
Tyra: You’re on.
Myra backs Riku into the wall and kisses him. His head hits the wall.
Riku: Ow!
A picture falls off the wall and hits him on the head.
Myra: Sorry-
Riku: unbuttons shirt)-
Myra: We have to wait until we get to the hotel, Riku!
Riku: I can’t wait that long! Where did he say it was?
Myra: Back there.
They walk into the kitchen still smooching. They can hardly see where they’re going because they’re so busy making out.
Myra: backs against a stove) This isn’t the hotel.
Riku: Shhhh.
Riku kisses her some more.
Cook: Hey! You shouldn’t be in here!
Riku: Go jerk off on a beef stick!
Riku carries Myra out and they make their way into the museum. Myra pinches Riku’s butt cheek hard and he flinches, knocking over a statue of Hercules. The statue falls and breaks and everyone in the museum is speechless.
Riku: Oops.
Riku and Myra run out right before security comes.
Myra and Riku finally get to the hotel and-
Myra: We need to-
Riku is licking Myra on her neck.
Myra: Riku, stop, you’re making me crazy! Sorry, we need to-
The lady behind the counter is-
Lady: Uh huh?!
Myra: We need a room-
Riku’s hand slides into Myra’s panties.
Myra: gasps) Riku!
Lady: ?!?!
Riku: takes shirt off) Hurry up.
Riku starts to finger Myra.
Myra: Lady, can we please get a room NOW?!
Lady: It’s- it’s the seventh down the hall. (hands Myra the keys)
Myra: Thank you! (runs down the hall)
Myra tries to unlock the door before Riku can get to her.
Riku: runs over) Wait up!
Myra: unlocks door)
Riku: unbuttons pants) Hurry up.
Myra :runs in)
Riku: tosses pants on couch and closes door)
Myra slides across the table and into the bedroom. Riku scoops her up, tossing her on the bed, and then climbing on top of her.
Well, Kairi just lost her ten bucks.
Riku: You remember the deal we made?
Myra: Sure do.
Riku: I win.
Myra smiles, pushing Riku off of her and rolling over on top of him.
Riku: What are you doing?
Myra: What does it look like I’m doing?
Riku: Trying to top me.
Myra: Exactly.
Riku: You know I like to be in control-
Myra: Shhhhh.
Myra snakes her tongue into Riku’s mouth, grinding her hips against his. Riku unbuttons her shirt and moves his hands to her back to unclasp her bra. Myra pulls it all the way off and kisses Riku again, feeling him massage her breasts. She pulls away from the kiss and moves her head lower to his neck. She sucks and bites at the skin until a mark is left. Myra kisses his well-toned chest. Riku sits up and begins to unbutton Myra’s pants, but she pushes him back down. She pins him down for a few seconds, and then pulls his boxers down to his legs, revealing his erection. She takes him into her mouth and sucks, gently scraping her teeth against his length. Riku moans loudly, nearly releasing his load into Myra’s mouth. Myra stops and sits back up, pulling her pants and underwear down and then lowering herself onto his length. She moves up and down, both of them moaning. Riku lets Myra lead the way to their release. They come at the same time and by now are panting heavily. Myra stays still for a while and then lays her head down on Riku’s chest.
Riku: That was good…
Myra: I know.
Myra sits up and climbs off of Riku.
Myra: Your turn.
Riku: What’s this, a birthday bonus?
Myra: You can call it that.
Hahahaha what a couple of freaks…
