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Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)
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Haa,He turned into a snake.Snakes are cute and when you hold them rhey slither round. But it sin't cute when they bite you ,it stings a bit.
Wouldn't it smell like beer on the floor?
Anyways great half chappy or whole.
Wouldn't it smell like beer on the floor?
Anyways great half chappy or whole.
that was a really good Chapter Gabe, Post more please.
.... how come satan turned into a snake???? ..... thats just plain weird.....
good job! continue the story!
good job! continue the story!
great chapt. Gabe! very funny. ^__^ babies comeing from tummies. lol everyone knows they come from the stork!
good chapter.........akira learned how to reproduce lol
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Funny little Akira! Kairi's hilarious. A long time ago, someone asked me where babies come from...
Kid: Well?! Where do they come from?!
Me: Well, when a man and a woman love each other, they make a big mistake and then they get married.
Kid: So babies are mistakes?
Me: Yes. Now go. Go away.
Anyway, yeah, nice chap, Gabe.
Kid: Well?! Where do they come from?!
Me: Well, when a man and a woman love each other, they make a big mistake and then they get married.
Kid: So babies are mistakes?
Me: Yes. Now go. Go away.
Anyway, yeah, nice chap, Gabe.
Lol. That was really funny, Pickle!
And no, Babies obviously come from garbage cans.
And no, Babies obviously come from garbage cans.
But babies don't really come from the tummies,they come from under the tummies..
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.....pissed.........off.....where did my ass kissers go? ;_;
xD
The next morning...When Selphie wakes up...
Selphie: yawns) (stretches) Good morning cuddle buddy bear.
She kisses a picture of Tidus. Tidus is already at her window watching her.
Tidus: Good morning.
Selphie: jumps) you scared me!
Tidus: I was just sitting here. Making sure you were safe.
Selphie: brushes hair)
Tidus: climbs in window) You make such a funny sound when you sleep. (goes into bathroom)
Selphie: Don’t pee on my toilet seat!
Tidus: Oops. (flushes toilet)
Selphie: put the toilet seat down too! (changes clothes)
Tidus: yawns)
Tidus flushes the toilet again. Selphie goes into the bathroom.
Tidus: uses plunger) Your toilet is throwing up.
Tidus has stopped up the toilet.
Tidus: uses plunger) I almost got it! (pulls plunger)
Selphie: You’re doing it wrong! (pulls plunger)
Tidus: I got it, Selphie! (pulls plunger)
Selphie: Look what you’re doing! (pulls plunger)
Tidus: What I’M doing?! (pushes plunger in)
They’re fighting over a plunger…The plunger breaks in half.
Selphie: Nice, Tidus.
Tidus: See that?! I’m your plunger. I’m here to fix all your leaky pipes.
Tidus puts his arms around Selphie.
Tidus: I could use my wrench to fix your leaky pipe even if it takes all night long.
Selphie: You’re a perv.
Tidus: flushes toilet) For that, I’m charging you extra.
All the water in the toilet splashes on Tidus.
Selphie: ...That makes it free. (leaves room)
Tidus: Son of a bitch!!!
Meanwhile...At Riku’s house...Riku is drawing a picture of Myra while she sleeps.
Riku: draws a stick person) ...
Myra: dreams)
Akira: Daddy, what are you doing?
Riku: I’m drawing a picture of mommy.
Akira: crawls into his lap) Let me see!
Riku: doodles) (watches Myra)
Myra: dreams)
Akira: That doesn’t look anything like her.
Riku: Of course it does. (draws squiggly lines) There's her hair. (draws dots) And those are her eyes. (draws skinny lines)Those are her eyebrows. (draws a curved line) That’s her nose. (draws line) That’s her mouth. See?
Akira: Ohhhh...It looks just like her. You forgot those bags on her chest.
Riku: You mean her boo-
Myra: dreams) I do, I do, I do, I dooooooooooooooo.
Akira and Riku stare at Myra for a bit and then Riku starts drawing hearts on the paper. Akira starts to read Myra’s dreams.
Riku: draws hearts on paper)
Akira: ...Daddy?
Riku: Huh?
Akira: Are you gonna ask mommy to marry you?
Riku: ...Why do you ask?
Akira: Well...Aunt Kairi told me that when two people love each other, they get married.
Riku: That’s true.
Myra wakes up just in time and pretends to be asleep.
Akira: You love mommy rite?
Riku: She means everything to me. (taps pen on desk)
Akira: Why don’t you ask her to marry you?
Riku: I will...someday...I just wanna work on my temper first so that I wont hurt her.
Akira: Oh.
Riku: … (sighs)
Myra: sits up) (stretches) Mmmm!
She walks over to Riku and starts massaging his shoulders.
Myra: Good morning, sweetie! (massages Riku’s shoulders)
Akira: Good morning!
Riku: I thought I was sweetie.
Akira: No, you’re stinky! (pokes Riku’s nose)
Riku: Well you’re short.
Akira: I’m not short! I’m taller than you! (pulls Riku’s ear)
Riku: Hey-
Myra: I love you guys! (hugs them both)
Riku and Myra start to smooch.
Akira: Ew, gross! (covers eyes)
…
Riku: Time for breakfast!!! (goes in kitchen)
Akira: Yay! Daddy's going to cook breakfast!
Myra: picks her up) Well we have to get ready, right?
Akira: I gotta potty!
Myra takes Akira to the bathroom...
xD
The next morning...When Selphie wakes up...
Selphie: yawns) (stretches) Good morning cuddle buddy bear.
She kisses a picture of Tidus. Tidus is already at her window watching her.
Tidus: Good morning.
Selphie: jumps) you scared me!
Tidus: I was just sitting here. Making sure you were safe.
Selphie: brushes hair)
Tidus: climbs in window) You make such a funny sound when you sleep. (goes into bathroom)
Selphie: Don’t pee on my toilet seat!
Tidus: Oops. (flushes toilet)
Selphie: put the toilet seat down too! (changes clothes)
Tidus: yawns)
Tidus flushes the toilet again. Selphie goes into the bathroom.
Tidus: uses plunger) Your toilet is throwing up.
Tidus has stopped up the toilet.
Tidus: uses plunger) I almost got it! (pulls plunger)
Selphie: You’re doing it wrong! (pulls plunger)
Tidus: I got it, Selphie! (pulls plunger)
Selphie: Look what you’re doing! (pulls plunger)
Tidus: What I’M doing?! (pushes plunger in)
They’re fighting over a plunger…The plunger breaks in half.
Selphie: Nice, Tidus.
Tidus: See that?! I’m your plunger. I’m here to fix all your leaky pipes.
Tidus puts his arms around Selphie.
Tidus: I could use my wrench to fix your leaky pipe even if it takes all night long.
Selphie: You’re a perv.
Tidus: flushes toilet) For that, I’m charging you extra.
All the water in the toilet splashes on Tidus.
Selphie: ...That makes it free. (leaves room)
Tidus: Son of a bitch!!!
Meanwhile...At Riku’s house...Riku is drawing a picture of Myra while she sleeps.
Riku: draws a stick person) ...
Myra: dreams)
Akira: Daddy, what are you doing?
Riku: I’m drawing a picture of mommy.
Akira: crawls into his lap) Let me see!
Riku: doodles) (watches Myra)
Myra: dreams)
Akira: That doesn’t look anything like her.
Riku: Of course it does. (draws squiggly lines) There's her hair. (draws dots) And those are her eyes. (draws skinny lines)Those are her eyebrows. (draws a curved line) That’s her nose. (draws line) That’s her mouth. See?
Akira: Ohhhh...It looks just like her. You forgot those bags on her chest.
Riku: You mean her boo-
Myra: dreams) I do, I do, I do, I dooooooooooooooo.
Akira and Riku stare at Myra for a bit and then Riku starts drawing hearts on the paper. Akira starts to read Myra’s dreams.
Riku: draws hearts on paper)
Akira: ...Daddy?
Riku: Huh?
Akira: Are you gonna ask mommy to marry you?
Riku: ...Why do you ask?
Akira: Well...Aunt Kairi told me that when two people love each other, they get married.
Riku: That’s true.
Myra wakes up just in time and pretends to be asleep.
Akira: You love mommy rite?
Riku: She means everything to me. (taps pen on desk)
Akira: Why don’t you ask her to marry you?
Riku: I will...someday...I just wanna work on my temper first so that I wont hurt her.
Akira: Oh.
Riku: … (sighs)
Myra: sits up) (stretches) Mmmm!
She walks over to Riku and starts massaging his shoulders.
Myra: Good morning, sweetie! (massages Riku’s shoulders)
Akira: Good morning!
Riku: I thought I was sweetie.
Akira: No, you’re stinky! (pokes Riku’s nose)
Riku: Well you’re short.
Akira: I’m not short! I’m taller than you! (pulls Riku’s ear)
Riku: Hey-
Myra: I love you guys! (hugs them both)
Riku and Myra start to smooch.
Akira: Ew, gross! (covers eyes)
…
Riku: Time for breakfast!!! (goes in kitchen)
Akira: Yay! Daddy's going to cook breakfast!
Myra: picks her up) Well we have to get ready, right?
Akira: I gotta potty!
Myra takes Akira to the bathroom...
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good Chapter! post the next one soon!!!!
dat was a short chapter! make em longer for me to read this is too interesting.....
good job gabe ur doing a fine work!
good job gabe ur doing a fine work!
Great chapter Gabe!!!! luvin the story!- Joined
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yey, chapters! CHAPTERS! YEY! *SO HAPPY* YOU MADE MY DAY!!!!! =) *HUG* LALALALALALA..................BTW GREAT CHAPTER!
FINALLY I CAUGHT UP!!!!!!!!!!that first time i posted i wuz on like page 5 or somethin and now after reading 72 F***ing pages,MEET UR NEWEST NUMBER 1 FAN!!!!!!!!!Great story man.great story very awesum.Its better than Harry Potter!
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