Lol. Well then. I have taken it upon myself to do the older-sibling-y threatening ritual. I know you're dating my friend and i'd like you to know that if you hurt her, rape her, or threaten to do either of those things, I will come to florida and kill you. ^_^
Please take no offense. I'm sure you're a great guy and stuff. But she means quite a lot to me and I needed to get this over with, despite the awkwardness. X'D