“Got you this time, you blonde bas-“
“I prefer to omit the obscenities in the presence of such lovely ladies, lad.”
Bubbly giggles, hardly more genuine than the man with the British lilt that caused them, wafted lightly from a dimly lit bistro. The establishment itself had closed quite some time ago, but that served as no impediment to the beginning of a long (and for some, painful) game of cards. For three hours, a man with crystalline blue eyes, various piercings, short blonde hair, and a similar goatee had dominated every single hand. His poker face was impeccable. Why, it was as if he had no feelings at all.
That very same man sat patiently and quietly, holding his cards in one hand and the hand of a lady in another. He did not ask for her name. He did not truly care. He would never see her again, and she would undoubtedly forget him the moment her next nocturnal, unscrupulous customer came along. The poor, unfortunate fellow sitting across the table from him had already lost quite a bit of money, his cat, and his left shoe. This last hand was going to be the difference between wealth and a very angry wife.
So, he quickly prayed to whatever god he could think of at the moment, making sure to include all the Fates and the character on the TV show his little girl loved so much. Once finished, he flashed a smile, and placed his cards triumphantly on the table. The blonde man looked on with detached interest.
“A full house.”
Indeed it was. Three nines, and two aces. Formidable indeed. The blonde man smiled, and the poor unfortunate soul laid his head upon the table. The blonde’s cards were laid on the table, and bubbly giggles erupted once more.
“Don’t tell me.”
“A royal flush.”
“Oh, WHAT THE F-“
Before the man could finish his vulgarity, a playing card bopped him in the side of his head, confusing him enough to halt his speech.
“You’d do well to remember your manners in front of women, lad.”
The loser looked up, locking eyes with the man who had singlehandedly ruined his marriage.
“What’s your name.”
“I can’t say it matters. I daresay you won’t see me again.”
“Come on.”
“I believethat is mine.”
The man’s cat meowed curiously from its perch atop a nearby table. The loser reluctantly stood, picked up the cat gently, kissed it, and placed in front of the winner.
"Always a pleasure."
Fifteen minutes later, the blonde strode down an alley, having left the pleasurable company behind in favor of solitude. He held the cat cradled in one arm, moonlight and wind filling the alley. His black coat rippled and waved, the feline nestled rather comfortably against it. It was very upset when its new owner removed it from its place by the scruff of its neck and placed it unceremoniously on garbage can. It watched as the man removed slip of paper from his pocket, wrote on it, and slipped the note into its collar.
“Well? Off you go.”
The cat, having found a new dislike for this man and his uncouth behavior, took off towards its home. In its collar, scrawled elegantly upon the note, was a single word.
“Luxord.”
“I prefer to omit the obscenities in the presence of such lovely ladies, lad.”
Bubbly giggles, hardly more genuine than the man with the British lilt that caused them, wafted lightly from a dimly lit bistro. The establishment itself had closed quite some time ago, but that served as no impediment to the beginning of a long (and for some, painful) game of cards. For three hours, a man with crystalline blue eyes, various piercings, short blonde hair, and a similar goatee had dominated every single hand. His poker face was impeccable. Why, it was as if he had no feelings at all.
That very same man sat patiently and quietly, holding his cards in one hand and the hand of a lady in another. He did not ask for her name. He did not truly care. He would never see her again, and she would undoubtedly forget him the moment her next nocturnal, unscrupulous customer came along. The poor, unfortunate fellow sitting across the table from him had already lost quite a bit of money, his cat, and his left shoe. This last hand was going to be the difference between wealth and a very angry wife.
So, he quickly prayed to whatever god he could think of at the moment, making sure to include all the Fates and the character on the TV show his little girl loved so much. Once finished, he flashed a smile, and placed his cards triumphantly on the table. The blonde man looked on with detached interest.
“A full house.”
Indeed it was. Three nines, and two aces. Formidable indeed. The blonde man smiled, and the poor unfortunate soul laid his head upon the table. The blonde’s cards were laid on the table, and bubbly giggles erupted once more.
“Don’t tell me.”
“A royal flush.”
“Oh, WHAT THE F-“
Before the man could finish his vulgarity, a playing card bopped him in the side of his head, confusing him enough to halt his speech.
“You’d do well to remember your manners in front of women, lad.”
The loser looked up, locking eyes with the man who had singlehandedly ruined his marriage.
“What’s your name.”
“I can’t say it matters. I daresay you won’t see me again.”
“Come on.”
“I believethat is mine.”
The man’s cat meowed curiously from its perch atop a nearby table. The loser reluctantly stood, picked up the cat gently, kissed it, and placed in front of the winner.
"Always a pleasure."
Fifteen minutes later, the blonde strode down an alley, having left the pleasurable company behind in favor of solitude. He held the cat cradled in one arm, moonlight and wind filling the alley. His black coat rippled and waved, the feline nestled rather comfortably against it. It was very upset when its new owner removed it from its place by the scruff of its neck and placed it unceremoniously on garbage can. It watched as the man removed slip of paper from his pocket, wrote on it, and slipped the note into its collar.
“Well? Off you go.”
The cat, having found a new dislike for this man and his uncouth behavior, took off towards its home. In its collar, scrawled elegantly upon the note, was a single word.
“Luxord.”
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