BBS rated E10+?

[Ikkin]

The ESRB's explanation/review thing is up. It's spoileriffic, of course.

This is a role-playing game in which players assume the role of one of three characters aspiring to become a "Keyblade" master. Players explore fantasy worlds, perform missions and mini-games, and battle various enemies along the way. Characters use magic spells and a giant key-shaped sword to attack enemies (e.g., humans, ice golems, dragons, magical suits of armor) in melee-style combat. Enemies react to damage by crying out in pain or bursting into small orbs that serve as items and power-ups for players. One cutscene depicts a man sinking a keyblade into his chest as a burst of light appears. A female character's breasts jiggle slightly during cutscenes.

It worries me that they don't mention Braig.

 

[Chaser]

What the hell. They include Aqua's boobs in the rating but not the guy who lost an eye, bled and jumped back like a jumping bean

 

[Key]

The ESRB's explanation/review thing is up. It's spoileriffic, of course.

This is a role-playing game in which players assume the role of one of three characters aspiring to become a "Keyblade" master. Players explore fantasy worlds, perform missions and mini-games, and battle various enemies along the way. Characters use magic spells and a giant key-shaped sword to attack enemies (e.g., humans, ice golems, dragons, magical suits of armor) in melee-style combat. Enemies react to damage by crying out in pain or bursting into small orbs that serve as items and power-ups for players. One cutscene depicts a man sinking a keyblade into his chest as a burst of light appears. A female character's breasts jiggle slightly during cutscenes.

It worries me that they don't mention Braig.

.....really? REALLY?

NO BRAIG!?! How can they comment on Aqua's chest and not Braig's FREAKING EYE?!

 

[Pestilence]

Im not spoiling myself but you guys make it sound bad .

 

[Killa DeX]

Is that a real statement i would like a link to the original please?

 

[SouloftheSky]

because there was no E10+ rating. It was a jump like from E to Teen. They would have been E10+ if the rating had been around.

And don't double post. Edit your posts instead

Wow, you said the same thing to me

It's fine.
I'll just buy it from America

Make sure your consoles read them because:
1. PS2 doesn't read imported games NATURALLY.
2. PSP CAN.
3. PS3 can, I think, you ought to verify yourself.
4. NDS CAN.
5. XBOX360 is unknown to me
6. Wii can't NATURALLY, but it's harder to hack.
So, good luck Chaser.

And I get ya on the double-post. Im like Soul that way.

Who, you mean me? Yeah, I double posted, but now I edit my posts. I got 3 posts in 1 with this by editing it frequently.

 

[simple&cleanxiii]

lol @ how they could say that about Aqua and how they didn't mention
THAT VEN IS SHIRTLESS during the awakening. idc if he is a guy, he still has no shirt.

 

[Key]

lol @ how they could say that about Aqua and how they didn't mention
THAT VEN IS SHIRTLESS during the awakening. idc if he is a guy, he still has no shirt.

i know! ESRB is ridiculous.

 

[rawpower]

YES

Boob physics

This game will be awesome.

 

[Chaser]

Wow, you said the same thing to me
Make sure your consoles read them because:
1. PS2 doesn't read imported games NATURALLY.
2. PSP CAN.
3. PS3 can, I think, you ought to verify yourself.
4. NDS CAN.
5. XBOX360 is unknown to me
6. Wii can't NATURALLY, but it's harder to hack.
So, good luck Chaser.

Thanks, but I'm just importing PSP because I know it is region free and can play BBS

YES

Boob physics

This game will be awesome.

........*cough* ew *cough*

 

[YUPPP]

Hahaha, I cant believe Aqua's jumbo yummies were mentioned but not...

Spoiler Show

Braig having his face mauled

If that scene above isn't mentioned you think it was censored?

 

[Key]

Hahaha, I cant believe Aqua's jumbo yummies were mentioned but not...

Spoiler Show

Braig having his face mauled

If that scene above isn't mentioned you think it was censored?

OH MY GOD, NO. NONONONONO. DO NOT WANT. if they censored i'm gonna be PISSED.... s1worstbirthdayever

 

[YUPPP]

OH MY GOD, NO. NONONONONO. DO NOT WANT. if they censored i'm gonna be PISSED.... s1worstbirthdayever

You and me both....

If that is censored than you can bet that...

Spoiler Show

Eraqus getting his faced mauled by Xehanort will be too

 

[Chaser]

If that scene above isn't mentioned you think it was censored?

When I read that, my blood started to boil. They better not have. I hope they didn't mention it because they didn't think it was bad

 

[SouloftheSky]

YES

Boob physics

This game will be awesome.

DUDE!....Like, ewww! '

 

[rawpower]

Okay, I'm just going to assume that the people saying "eww" about freaking BOOB PHYSICS are either female or gay. Otherwise there's no excuse.

 

[Chaser]

Okay, I'm just going to assume that the people saying "eww" about freaking BOOB PHYSICS are either female or gay. Otherwise there's no excuse.

or maybe seeing someone find a pair of cartoon breast that move when she walks or does a cartwheel really, for lack of better word, sexy is unusual and freaky.

 

[Key]

When I read that, my blood started to boil. They better not have. I hope they didn't mention it because they didn't think it was bad

yeah, boobs are more of an issue than braig's eye getting shot off with blood going everywhere.

it's censored, you can bet on that.

 

[Ikkin]

YES

Boob physics

This game will be awesome.

But... it... doesn't... have jiggle physics. Considering how Aqua moves in the trailers, I strongly doubt the model even has the animation controls necessary to do that.

As far as I can tell, this is the ESRB being unable to distinguish between a woman walking/breathing/turning her waist and jiggling. Or something. o_0

When I read that, my blood started to boil. They better not have. I hope they didn't mention it because they didn't think it was bad

The lack of mention of it in the ESRB writeup says little, really.

I mean, look at the Final Fantasy XIII writeup (FFXIII spoilers ahead). It's so interested in the backless chaps of the dancers who appear for all of three seconds in Nautilus that it forgets all about Sazh's attempted suicide and Cid getting shot in the head.

I'm not sure if it's just the ESRB being weird or... well, the writeups kind of sound like descriptions of the trailers that they supposedly rate the games from. Maybe Squenix is so spoilerphobic that they avoid giving the ESRB certain scenes (with the justification that it's no worse than what they did show)?

 

[SouloftheSky]

or maybe seeing someone find a pair of cartoon breast that move when she walks or does a cartwheel really, for lack of better word, sexy is unusual and freaky.

Definitely! I mean, like what the hell! I would be more worried about:
Braig's eye cutscene maybe being censored
than about cartoon boobs!