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Genocide

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YEEHAAWWWW!! Them old duke boys better learn how to fly, or they're goose is cooked. It feels good to be back on the forums! [Cracks neck]
Riku: What are you doing?
Me: Building my chi, so that I may usse my ultimate attack.
Riku: You mean the?-
Me: Yes. The superkingkamehameha wave! [cups hands]
KA-ME-HA-ME-
Riku: What are you aiming at?
Me: O.O Oh crap, I forgot to aim!
Riku: Everyone! Get out of the [slow motion] waaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!
Me:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[inadvertantly hits Sephiroth.]
Sephiroth: [evil glare]
Tifa: Don't, he's just a nooB!!!!
Me: OH SH#T!
[Dies]


Sorry, it just got out of control.:D
 

Don Patch

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MUAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAMAIFUIANHBFAIBFIPABEIPN....sorryI felt like going krazy...MAJAUAFABFIBAFIASBNDFSBTBSEIPGIBSIPBFPIEHGO.....mUIBfbdabfiBASIOfbiabifbiasebaipfbp..kmfiosbaeibipabfiabeifb..ok im done....emaspofbipsebtipabpei, just kidden....

Teacher: And that is where babies come from...I hope you had a great day at Health Education!

Sora: Uhh...this is band class....

Teacher: oh....well, you have a head start at life now! -runs off-

Riku: You know....the schoolboard doesnt need to tell us this! We all learn it from T.V

-theme Song comes on-

Me: Jeez, why did we have to get a american song.

Normura: -drinks a martini- Because were to cheap to buy a Jappanase Singer.

Me: -pretends to drink a martini- Cuase were to cheap to buy a nahy nahy...

-show starts-

Sora: HEY GUYS I GOT SUPER POWERS!

Riku: cool how?

Sora: Well, -takes a deeep breath an speeks reallly fast- OK! FIRST I GOT BIT BY A RADOACITVE SPIDER! THAT PUSHED ME INTO A VAT OF TOXIC WASTE THEN SOME MORE TOXIC WASTE FELL ON ME AND SOME MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND -runs out of breath and faints-

-at the hospital-

Doctor: Sora you have, Snarklelarkal STuvie Sydrom.

Sora: DANG IT! What about me flying around the city?

Kairi: Sora was this you? -Holds Up paper that says


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The Poopie Times l
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NUN HITCHHIKER!

A young man with big shoes, hitched a ride with a flying nun, more on page 0.5

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Sora: Oh yeah! That Nun was so nice. So whats my diese mean?

Doctor: It means you'll fart every five seconds.

Sora: -farts- well thats not -farts- so bad -farts- Oh wait -farts- Here comes a BIGG -fart- one!

-ENORMUS FART-

Sora: -everyone except Sora is knocked out- wow

Me: The point of this incredibley stuiped story, is that Sora did get a power...the power to knock out people every five seconds.

TEH END
 

Krazy

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Me: *lol* That was soooo stupid.....THAT IT WAS FUNNY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ^_^

Sora: I DON'T HAVE BIG SHOES!!! >_<

Aozora: Why does everyone like being..."krazy"...? o_O

Kaze: Cuz they're all idiots. >_>

Me: AWESOME UPDATEDNESS!!! MORE SOON!!! \ (^o^) /
 

the 4th Islander

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*round of really loud applause* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *deep breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOohoo!
 

Genocide

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Sora: NO SLEEP TILL.... WHITE HOUSE!!!!
Riku: Back to the white house for booty inspections
Axel: PARTY!!

UPDATES YAY YAAEE
 

Don Patch

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Purified...dont make me break out the wet noodle! And to whoever rated my thread 5.0 then HAVE A COOKIE!

Kairi: What cha watchin?

Sora: I dont know, lets watch.

-on T.V-

Guy: -is stealing from a bank-

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go: STOP EVIL DO...Do...DOER!

Guy: Who are you?

SRMTHFG: WE ARE THE...-go into stances- SUPER....ROBOT....MONKEY...TEAM...HYPER...FORCE....GO!!!!!!!!!!!

-no ones there-

SRMTHFG: Dang we got to get a shorter name.

-theme song-

Me: We finally got a japenieze singer.

Normura: -drinks a martini- Yeah, but were going to hold back KH2 for a few more years.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Wait...people are going to blame me for this, ITS YOUR FAULT NORMURA!!

Normura: No its-

Me: NAH NAH NAH NAH NHA I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!! -plugs his ears-

Sora: Umm, can we get back to the show.

-back on the show-

Riku: Sora, now that were at DisneyLand you can conquer your fear of people in Mickey Mouse costumes.

Sora: Hey I dont have a prob- *Guy in a Mickey Mouse Costume comes by* DIE!!!!! -grabs his keyblade and hits him-

Riku and Kairi: -sigh-

Sora: -comes back with a Mickey Mouse Head- Lets go on the MatterHorn!

-a few hours later-

Sora: -is still carrying the head- La La La La...

Riku: Would you throw that thing away!

Sora: Well what about your hatred Goofy and Donald!

Riku: I dont have a problem!

-Goofy and Donald come by-

Goofy: -chuckles- Hey Sora!

Donalds: Hey Sora!

Riku: DIE!!!! -attacks them-

Kairi: Am I the only one that doesnt have problems!

Sora: Yes, deal with it or go home and cry!

Kairi: -runs home and cries-
 

Genocide

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Cool chappy. So his entire journey was an illusion after all. So what is Sora on? PCP?
 

darkriku14

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LMAO!! Sora's afraid of dudes in Mickey Mouse costumes.....does that mean he's afraid of Mickey himself? hmmm........ RUN MICKEY!!

*waits for more*
 
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