MUAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAMAIFUIANHBFAIBFIPABEIPN....sorryI felt like going krazy...MAJAUAFABFIBAFIASBNDFSBTBSEIPGIBSIPBFPIEHGO.....mUIBfbdabfiBASIOfbiabifbiasebaipfbp..kmfiosbaeibipabfiabeifb..ok im done....emaspofbipsebtipabpei, just kidden....
Teacher: And that is where babies come from...I hope you had a great day at Health Education!
Sora: Uhh...this is band class....
Teacher: oh....well, you have a head start at life now! -runs off-
Riku: You know....the schoolboard doesnt need to tell us this! We all learn it from T.V
-theme Song comes on-
Me: Jeez, why did we have to get a american song.
Normura: -drinks a martini- Because were to cheap to buy a Jappanase Singer.
Me: -pretends to drink a martini- Cuase were to cheap to buy a nahy nahy...
-show starts-
Sora: HEY GUYS I GOT SUPER POWERS!
Riku: cool how?
Sora: Well, -takes a deeep breath an speeks reallly fast- OK! FIRST I GOT BIT BY A RADOACITVE SPIDER! THAT PUSHED ME INTO A VAT OF TOXIC WASTE THEN SOME MORE TOXIC WASTE FELL ON ME AND SOME MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND -runs out of breath and faints-
-at the hospital-
Doctor: Sora you have, Snarklelarkal STuvie Sydrom.
Sora: DANG IT! What about me flying around the city?
Kairi: Sora was this you? -Holds Up paper that says
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The Poopie Times l
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NUN HITCHHIKER!
A young man with big shoes, hitched a ride with a flying nun, more on page 0.5
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Sora: Oh yeah! That Nun was so nice. So whats my diese mean?
Doctor: It means you'll fart every five seconds.
Sora: -farts- well thats not -farts- so bad -farts- Oh wait -farts- Here comes a BIGG -fart- one!
-ENORMUS FART-
Sora: -everyone except Sora is knocked out- wow
Me: The point of this incredibley stuiped story, is that Sora did get a power...the power to knock out people every five seconds.
TEH END