I say random things, but I mostly cuss in those sentences, oh well here's some:
"What the f*** !?"
"You sh**in me."
"tat." (don't ask)
"What up my homie!"
"Listen here boo, I ain't cha kid, I ain't cha child, why I gotta be ya son?"
"Well ya know what, ya know what f*** you b****."
"Shut the f*** up Jimmy!"
I would put more, but I change my mind.