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Trimms

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Yes, I am completely naked and don't know what to do with myself. I'm thinking of eating a delicious pineapple or maybe starting some drama via Facebook status updates. Of course, these are things I could do with clothes on or without, and I'm looking for something that can only be done whilst in the nude.

P.S. My sister is home.
 

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I think you'd regret missing the opportunity to deflower your sister.

Dude, she's a whore, the deflowering process took place 3 years ago when she entered the 4th grade. She had like triple D's and a zebra thong and she's asian, even though I'm white. It's kinda zany. Also she's like 11.
 

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Dude, she's a whore, the deflowering process took place 3 years ago when she entered the 4th grade. She had like triple D's and a zebra thong and she's asian, even though I'm white. It's kinda zany. Also she's like 11.

Do something new. Bring some food into it.
 

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Wow.........Sometimes you just creep me out Z.e.X.i.O.n..........

And Trimm you're scary and weird!

My name is Trimms god dammit. Is it that hard to remember the S? And who cares if I like being naked. When my bits dangle and the breeze rushes through them, it's an incredible feeling. Maybe you should try it.
 

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My name is Trimms god dammit. Is it that hard to remember the S? And who cares if I like being naked. When my bits dangle and the breeze rushes through them, it's an incredible feeling. Maybe you should try it.

Hey just be lucky I remembered to put the s at the end of sometimes! And the only time I enjoy my nakedness is in the shower...........when I'm all alone in the bathroom..............by myself..........singing to the shower head cuz there's nothing better to do while I'm showering................Happy life of mine..............in the shower!
 

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Hey just be lucky I remembered to put the s at the end of sometimes! And the only time I enjoy my nakedness is in the shower...........when I'm all alone in the bathroom..............by myself..........singing to the shower head cuz there's nothing better to do while I'm showering................Happy life of mine..............in the shower!

I wouldn't sing while masturbating. It'll only make the process even more bittersweet.
 
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